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Funny story: Another Weird Divorce

Another Weird Divorce

In Palm Beach, Florida last week the weird world of divorce and alimony took still another twist. Andrew Crookham of Palm Beach Apartments had challenged paying alimony to his former wife, Beatrice, arguing that their agreement called for him to p...

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Funny story: Divorce - An Awesome Gift

Divorce - An Awesome Gift

Tired of seeing his face every day first thing in the morning? Tired of hearing her nag and scream in a shrill voice every time she catches you masturbating into her sock drawer to pictures of Paris Hilton? Is every waking moment for each of you pure torture? Do you fantasize about flipping out and smothering your partner in his/her sleep because you just can't take any more of his/...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse's Husband Sues For Divorce

Amy Winehouse's Husband Sues For Divorce

In London, a lawyer for singer Amy Winehouse's oft and presently jailed husband, Blake, says his client will be seeking a divorce on the grounds of the celebrated rehab artist's alleged infidelity among other things. The attorney, Henri Brandman,...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse Out On The Lash Again

Amy Winehouse Out On The Lash Again

St Lucia, the Caribbean - Troubled diva Amy Winehouse has been seen here at her exclusive resort hideaway chugging on strawberry daiquiris like there's no tomorrow, and frequently ducking into the undergrowth with new squeeze 'Josh' for a series of s...

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Funny story: Patricia Arquette, Husband File For Divorce

Patricia Arquette, Husband File For Divorce

Patricia Arquette has filed for divorce from her husband, Thomas Jane in Los Angeles County Superior Court over "Irreconcilable differences." Thomas claimed that Arquette was up at all hours of the night and waking him up to share "some screwy dre...

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Funny story: California Approves Prop 86 Ban on Same-Sex Divorce

California Approves Prop 86 Ban on Same-Sex Divorce

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A proposition to ban the practice of allowing same-sex couples to break their sacred vows of matrimony was passed by California voters in Tuesday's election. At a ballroom in San Diego, the mood of supporters gathered in suppor...

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Funny story: English Professor Disappointed in Hackneyed Divorce

English Professor Disappointed in Hackneyed Divorce

After seven years of marriage, Professor Ernest Williams and his wife Carole have filed for divorce, in a process Williams called "banal and trite". "An affair with a teacher's assistant, Carole walking in on us, my things on the lawn," Williams l...

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Funny story: Madame Bitters Encourages Divorcee to Live Life to the Fullest

Madame Bitters Encourages Divorcee to Live Life to the Fullest

Dearest Madame Bitters, My husband, 'Terry' and I seperated in early May of this year after fourteen years of marriage and our divorce was finalized last week. While I'm relieved that Terry and I are no longer married, I was with him for a good chunk of my life and I'm just not used to being alone. I'm only 34 and I feel like I'm at a crossroads in my life. How can I deal? -Flummoxed in Gran...

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Funny story: Avatars Divorce after Discovering Human Creator Having Affair

Avatars Divorce after Discovering Human Creator Having Affair

Cybrary City, Lalaland - Two avatars in the virtual online cyber game Second Life have divorced after one of them discovered the real life creator of the second one having an affair with another real person. Avatar Gettalife Quandry met and fell...

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Funny story: Problems with Madonna divorce

Problems with Madonna divorce

There are reports today that there have been major problems with Madonna's impending divorce, in particular with the ramifications as to what might happen to the child. Madonna - real name Mary - has come in for firece criticism from the Roman aut...

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Funny story: Madonna's Kabbalistic 'fountain of youth' implants blamed for divorce

Madonna's Kabbalistic 'fountain of youth' implants blamed for divorce

London - (Silly Ass Mess): Guy Ritchie has blamed his wife's Kabbalistic 'fountain of youth' implants for the failure of their seven year marriage. The surgical procedure was conducted during the cosmic influence of the Gemini full moon last Decem...

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Funny story: Madonna Divorces Ritchie - Adopts Leona Lewis

Madonna Divorces Ritchie - Adopts Leona Lewis

London, England - Poptart Madonna and husband/director Guy Ritchie have confirmed they are to divorce. Rumour mongers in Hollywood, London and New York have speculated the celebrity marriage was on the rocks for the past several months. According...

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Funny story: Madonna and Guy's marriage victim of the credit crunch

Madonna and Guy's marriage victim of the credit crunch

Guy Ritchie and Madonna announced they are to divorce blaming the global credit crunch for creating irreconcilable differences between them. A spokesperson for the couple said "Like many financial institutions they have found staying afloat very d...

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Funny story: Madonna to divorce Guy Richie for Lance Armstrong!

Madonna to divorce Guy Richie for Lance Armstrong!

It's official - Madonna and Guy Richie are headed for divorce court. And, it is not Alex Rodriquez that is coming between this power couple, the cause of this celeb breakup is none other than Lance Armstrong. Armstrong and Madonna have secretly...

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Funny story: A Divorce World Record Attempt

A Divorce World Record Attempt

An 84 year-old religious leader has an unusual hobby. Over the past 70 years he has been collecting wives. He is proud of his massive collection of 86 wives and 172 Mothers-in-law- some of whom, he has maintained for more than 30 years. However af...

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Funny story: Madonna Tells Hubby "You've Had Your Chips"

Madonna Tells Hubby "You've Had Your Chips"

After months of claims that it is "hanging by a thread", reports have emerged today that the turbulent marriage of superstar dancing rabbi Madonna and cheeky cockney market trader Guy Richie is finally over - after she spent the night of her mileston...

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Funny story: Dear AskFrFred44Giveness, I'm a desperate Dominican Yankee about to be in divorce court

Dear AskFrFred44Giveness, I'm a desperate Dominican Yankee about to be in divorce court

Dear AskFrFred44Giveness,...

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