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Funny story: Dick Cheney Sells His Castle to Pay His Lawyers

Dick Cheney Sells His Castle to Pay His Lawyers

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Romania - Dick Cheney, expecting the worst from the new Congress, is selling his castle. The castle once belonged to Vlad the Impaler, and is known as Dr...

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Funny story: Bald Eagle Removed from Endangered Species List

Bald Eagle Removed from Endangered Species List

District of Columbia (AP) - Environmentalists cheered the news that the American Bald Eagle has been removed from the endangered species list in the United States for the first time in forty years.

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Funny story: Cheney's Secret Service Nickname Leaked

Cheney's Secret Service Nickname Leaked

MONTREAL (Gazette Staff Writer) - In the spirit of Glasnost, the US Secret Service code name for Dick Cheney has been revealed to be "Angler".

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Funny story: Vice President Dick Cheney Subpoenaed by Senate

Vice President Dick Cheney Subpoenaed by Senate

The United States Senate issued a subpoena for VIce President Dick Cheney. Cheney, who is actually President of the Senate, refused to take note. "No law or vote is official until I bang my little gavel thingie, and I have no plans to pound it...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Hates Fish, Trees, Air, and Water

Dick Cheney Hates Fish, Trees, Air, and Water

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - When law and science seemed to be on the side of the fish, then the vice president stepped in.

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Funny story: VP Cheney Secedes, Relocates to Quebec

VP Cheney Secedes, Relocates to Quebec

MONTREAL - Forming an unlikely alliance with the Bloc Québécois, US Vice President Dick Cheney has barricaded himself in a corner office of the party's headquarters with a large-caliber machine gun and a sandbag bunker.

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Funny story: Cheney's Office Finds Funding

Cheney's Office Finds Funding

Threatened with loss of funding for operations, The Office of the Vice President of the United States of America has found an alternate means to oversee and dominate all three branches of government.

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Funny story: VP's office auctions punctuation

VP's office auctions punctuation

Washington - The Vice President's office announced today that it has sold the American rights to punctuation of the English language in an auction which had not been advertised to the public; the winners will choose the new names...

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Funny story: New Winner of Ugliest Dog Contest is One Ugly Pooch!

New Winner of Ugliest Dog Contest is One Ugly Pooch!

The Westminster Kennel Club, Eukanuba Dog Show, and A.K.C. have a new champion. After the death last year of a seven time ugly dog champion, there is a canine wearing the crown.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Above the Law

Dick Cheney Above the Law

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - "For four years, Vice President Dick Cheney has resisted routine oversight of his office's handling of classified information and when the National Archives unit that monitors classification in the executi...

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Funny story: Ordered to by Cheney, Bush Aide Fornicates With Self

Ordered to by Cheney, Bush Aide Fornicates With Self

Deep within the lowest bunkers beneath the White House on Saturday, Vice President Dick Cheney ordered an intern in the employ of the administration to "Go Fuck Himself." To the astonishment of all, the plucky intern did just that, and in...

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Funny story: Cheney Found to have no Heart

Cheney Found to have no Heart

"We just don't understand it," says Dr. Hiram Frumkin, head cardiologist at the exclusive Foggy Bottom Health Center for the Power Hungry, "there's just a dark, opaque cube where the vice-president's heart should be."

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Funny story: Cheney's pacemaker no longer requires replacement

Cheney's pacemaker no longer requires replacement

WASHINGTON - Vice President Dick Cheney's routine checkup on Friday revealed no new blockages in his circulatory system, and doctors said he no longer needs a new battery for a special pacemaker he has in his chest, a spokeswoman said.

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Funny story: Cheney needs a new pacemaker

Cheney needs a new pacemaker

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Capitol Hill sources are said to be increasingly worried that with the imminent jailing of Lewis 'Scooter' Libby US Vice President Dick Cheney is going to need a new frontrunner to ensure the FBI remains ignorant o...

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Funny story: Cheney Pummels Rove, Pardons Libby

Cheney Pummels Rove, Pardons Libby

Washington, DC (FP) - Vice President Dick B Cheney has apparently found a loophole in the law that allows a Vice President, in a time of war with the President out of country, to pardon anyone who is convicted of a crime.

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Funny story: Dick Cheney To Run For President

Dick Cheney To Run For President

Washington Toast - It was reported today, according to TheSpoof.com's usually unreliable sources, that Vice President Dick Cheney has decided to run for President of the United States, suggesting the other chicken liver candidates were second str...

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Funny story: Cheney Gets A Chubby Over Thompson's Movement

Cheney Gets A Chubby Over Thompson's Movement

Washington DC (FP) - It has been rumored that Fred Thompson will announce his bid for the White House in the coming weeks to combat Ron Paul's growing popularity. Fred Thompson's has been said to be joining the race because all the other Neoc...

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