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Funny story: Republicans. Protect your brand. Vote Democrat.

Republicans. Protect your brand. Vote Democrat.

Ok, I'm an independent, but if I were a Republican I'd vote for the Democrats come November. That is, if I really, really loved my political party. Why? I can't think of a worse time to lead this nation. The mess we're in will take years to clean up. And cleaning is such a thankless job, so why not let the Democrats do it. They're good at it. So, Republicans, listen up. Take tha...

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Funny story: McCain's a Dem Hag

McCain's a Dem Hag

It wasn't long ago that the Republican Party (Senator McCain included) endorsed every bill put before it by the Bush administration. Those days are long gone. American taxpayers woke up one day and felt their wallets lighter, slimmer. The cost...

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Funny story: Scientific studies reveal that liberal and conservative tendencies are hard wired in subjects.

Scientific studies reveal that liberal and conservative tendencies are hard wired in subjects.

Scientific analysis of studies of prominent political figures conducted over twenty years representing liberal and conservative philosophies and coincidentally Democrat and Republican tendencies. Obvious genetic, physical and intellectual charact...

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Funny story: Democrats Caved In on Everything They've Ever Believed In

Democrats Caved In on Everything They've Ever Believed In

In breaking news today, House Democrats caved in on everything they've ever believed in. House majority leader Steny Hoyer was quoted as saying, "It's important to cave in on everything we believe in firmly, and resolutely so as to move the count...

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Funny story: Dems Dump Obama, Resurrect FDR

Dems Dump Obama, Resurrect FDR

In swift response to President Bush's cancellation of the November elections, the Democratic National Committee made this stunning announcement just moments ago. DNC Chairwoman Pardy Hack addressed the nation with the amazing news that the Democrats...

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Funny story: OBAMA, 80% Popularity in France: Is Toxoplasma the Reason?

OBAMA, 80% Popularity in France: Is Toxoplasma the Reason?

The Obama popularity phenomenon in France has raised the eyebrows of some of the world's top research scientists! The statistics cannot be ignored - this is fact. Half of us, scientists say, carry the parasitic protozoa Toxoplasma gondii. And onc...

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Funny story: The Muppets Reprised...Miss Piggy is Back and She's a Democrat!

The Muppets Reprised...Miss Piggy is Back and She's a Democrat!

Hollywood,Ca./SF Times - Hold on to your Gonads, Kermit, the Voracious Miss Piggy is back, and she's as Horny as ever and ready to jump your bones and whup your ass! Miss Pigathius "Piggy" Lee, star of the 70's-80's TV show The Muppets, announced...

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Funny story: Dems Vote to Overturn Alaska Purchase...Return to Russia!

Dems Vote to Overturn Alaska Purchase...Return to Russia!

Anchorage/AP - House and Senate Democrats voted unanimously to retroactively impeach former Secretary of State William Seward and Senate Committee Chairman for Foreign Relations Charles Sumner for the purchase of Alaska in 1867. Purchased from Ru...

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Funny story: After dumping Clintons, Obama Dems now beg Hillary to rescue them! Hillaristas say "It's like sending the iceberg to rescue the Titanic"

After dumping Clintons, Obama Dems now beg Hillary to rescue them! Hillaristas say "It's like sending the iceberg to rescue the Titanic"

GROVELBURG, ILLINOIS: How the mighty have fallen! After dumping on Billary, polarizing the Dem electorate, bullying super delegates, pissing off women voters and claiming to be America's true savior, the great Obama machine has had to eat crow and...

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Funny story: DNC and RNC Lairs for Liars!

DNC and RNC Lairs for Liars!

Analysts have begun scrutinizing the speechifying at both the Demo and Repub Conventions and both parties paraded a pack of Pinocchios. Biden told the world that Obama would save American families big money on healthcare...he forgot to tell the f...

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Funny story: Denver Hotels Bankrupt After Democratic Convention

Denver Hotels Bankrupt After Democratic Convention

Denver CO-- Many Denver hotels and motels are checking their balance sheets today and noticing the red ink. The recent Democratic Convention left the hotels battered, broken, and bankrupt. Conventioneers simply stole everything from the rooms they co...

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Funny story: Obama Uses Plagiarism In Convention Speech

Obama Uses Plagiarism In Convention Speech

More than one person noted that Democratic Senator and Presidential Candidate Barack Obama used plagiarism in delivering a speech to the Democratic National Convention. What did he copy? The famous Gettysburg Address delivered by President Abraham...

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Funny story: Democratic National Convention Sells Corporate Sponsorships to Fund Election

Democratic National Convention Sells Corporate Sponsorships to Fund Election

The next time you visit the nation's capitol, would you like to see the FedEx Washington Monument? What about the ABC News White House? How about taking a summer vacation to the Goodyear Grand Canyon? What about McDonald's Yosimite National Park?...

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Funny story: Democratic National Convention Opens

Democratic National Convention Opens

The Democratic National Convention opened in Denver, Colorado to excited shouts of "Obama, Obama, Obama" from the press rooms. Outside of the media areas, tones were still excited but also a bit controversial. The number one topic of discussion i...

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Funny story: Vampire Convention In Denver Next Week

Vampire Convention In Denver Next Week

Denver CO-- Vampires will meet in Denver next week for their own national convention. The vamps meet once every fifty years to make policy changes and elect new leaders. There should be no interference with the Democratic Convention. Buffy Legosi...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to Stage Coup at Denver Convention

Hillary Clinton to Stage Coup at Denver Convention

Can Barack Obama lose the Democratic nomination for President? Yes he can! Word is that Hillary's camp hasn't given up and plans to stage a coup at Denver's Democratic convention. Having done research in numerous Latin American countries, they...

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Funny story: Dems Cry Foul Weather, Claim Bush to Blame for Fay

Dems Cry Foul Weather, Claim Bush to Blame for Fay

Washington-(Daily Blow)-America, beware! The Evil George Bush is at it again. He has teamed up with Mother Nature in an attempt to steal the nation's attention away from the upcoming 2008 presidential election-which he can't win-by whipping up a trop...

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