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Funny story: Government To Implement New Sunlight Tax

Government To Implement New Sunlight Tax

In a move that is certain to delight everyone who lives on this beautiful island, our beloved and inventive government has come up with yet another brilliant way to raise more money for them to spend wisely. The sunlight tax bill is due to be deba...

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Funny story: Crisis in Downing Street

Crisis in Downing Street

Following the news that guests paid up to £25,000 to have dinner with David and Samantha Cameron, recent publicity for those who have attended has resulted in a marked drop-off in attendance to the Cameron dinner parties. Cameron complained today...

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Funny story: Cameron comes out fighting in the 'cash for access' row

Cameron comes out fighting in the 'cash for access' row

In the light of the Sunday Times revelations that the Tory party are taking money in exchange for access to David Cameron the Prime Minister has come out fighting. Far from distancing himself from the whole sorry debacle he has announced that he i...

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Funny story: Price For 'Dinner With The PM' To Be Reduced!

Price For 'Dinner With The PM' To Be Reduced!

The Prime Minister has announced that the £50,000 per head price being charged to have dinner with him at 'Number 10' is to be reduced to just £20,000. The decision to significantly reduce the dinner prices follows adverse publicity over the weeke...

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Funny story: David Cameron is descended from Greta Garbo

David Cameron is descended from Greta Garbo

London - Forensic accountants are poised to publish the results of a 20 year probe into David Cameron's sudden rise to megabux wealth. Citing 'inspired' creative probate techniques from her 1990 Last Will & Testament they reckon a big chunk of...

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Funny story: Tory Co-Treasurer Peter Crud-Arse in 30 pieces of silver NewsCorpse plot

Tory Co-Treasurer Peter Crud-Arse in 30 pieces of silver NewsCorpse plot

London - The Tory Party co-treasurer and Prince's Truss 'Enterprise Fellow' has been outed in a prime monsterial arse-pimping scam. A weekend broadsheet videoed Peter Crud-Arse saying a £250,000 donation would get you intimate side-saddle time wit...

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Funny story: Generation Geriatric

Generation Geriatric

A new website www.grannies.web has been launched. And no; it's not a porn site featuring the old women from Derby. It's a website that is full of old timey things that will keep old people entertained for hours. Then again if they've got dementia it might keep them occupied for months. Back and to the Left news went on the site to find out what all the news was about. And just to be clear this...

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Funny story: Cameron 'drunk as a skunk' as hacking inquiry ratchets up the agony in Andy Coulson, Rebekah Brooks probe

Cameron 'drunk as a skunk' as hacking inquiry ratchets up the agony in Andy Coulson, Rebekah Brooks probe

London - Backbenchers have made a formal complaint that Commons-issue extra strong fresh breath mints are failing miserably to do what it says on the packet. This morning at Westmonster Hall the PM was seen sucking** on something a bit more potent...

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Funny story: Cameron Announces Lighter Evenings For London's 2012 Olympic Games!

Cameron Announces Lighter Evenings For London's 2012 Olympic Games!

The government announced today that Britain's clocks are to go forward by four hours from July 27 until August 12 this summer, during the London 2012 Olympic Games. The decision follows last week's announcement that the usual Sunday trading laws woul...

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Funny story: Cameron to Sell his Own Mother

Cameron to Sell his Own Mother

David Cameron has further advanced his privatisation plans, by announcing that he is to sell his own mother to sovereign wealth funds from countries such as China. He is expected to deliver a pre-budget speech calling for radical action to improve Br...

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Funny story: UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life

UK Government To Take Urgent Action To Simplify Everyday Life

A government report on education in the UK, published today, draws radical, new conclusions about the causes of the apparent decline in educational standards. 'It had become established wisdom that young people were becoming more stupid,' explaine...

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Funny story: Cameron Warns Of Banning Incoming US Passenger Flights From Britain!

Cameron Warns Of Banning Incoming US Passenger Flights From Britain!

The astonishing decision by 'Big Sis' to put passengers lives at increased risk from elderly terrorists by relaxing security procedures for the over 75's at US airports has brought a warning from Britain's Prime Minister David Cameron, currently in A...

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Funny story: Obama Gifts Cameron

Obama Gifts Cameron

U.S. President Barack Obama received PM David Cameron this morning with a 19 gun salute and Fife and Drum performance on the lawn of the White House. With his poll numbers dropping precipitously into the unfavorable range in the U.S. and abroad, the...

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Funny story: Rebekah & Charlie for Cameron

Rebekah & Charlie for Cameron

David Cameron has the full support of Rebekah and Charlie Brooks, following their questioning concerning allegations of perverting the Prime Minister. 'We can definitely affirm' they announced in a joint statement, released today by Andy Coulson '...

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Funny story: Cameron to fight Sarkozy after the French arm British badgers

Cameron to fight Sarkozy after the French arm British badgers

A boxing match is to be held between David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy in Paris next week, a government spokesman informed us last night. The fight is set to take place under the Arc De Triumph and has been sparked by revelations that the French...

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Funny story: I'm someone special - Obama still tops with Cameron

I'm someone special - Obama still tops with Cameron

David Cameron has surprised and excited Barack Obama with his latest hit 'I'm Someone Special', currently running at 598 in the latest pop charts. This at the outset of a visit that will change the world from the terrible mess it has become to a...

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Funny story: Beware the Ides of March Cameron told

Beware the Ides of March Cameron told

London - Punch-drunk at the promise of a USAF Scare Force One mile high ride with President Obama this week PM David Cameron is laughing off daft backbench rumors of a plot 'to oust him this Thursday'. The day coincides with the Ides of March - a...

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