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Funny story: The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos

The Truth Behind Cheryl Cole's Brand New Secret Tattoos

LONDON - Cheryl Cole was speaking before the English Garden Club at the Monty Python Hotel in Brompton when she was asked how her American boyfriend was doing. She smiled and said proudly that Derek and his dance partner Jennifer Grey had just won...

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Funny story: Jennifer Grey Wins, Producers of Dirty Dancing Plan Re-Release

Jennifer Grey Wins, Producers of Dirty Dancing Plan Re-Release

Hollywood - Producers of Dirty Dancing were looking for a reason to re-release Dirty Dancing, and got it when Jennifer Grey won Dancing with the Stars on Tuesday night. "We thought about re-releasing the movie when Patrick passed away after his b...

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Funny story: Jennifer Grey Defeats Bristol "The Pistol" Palin and Kyle "The Tootsie Roll" Massey To Capture Dancing With The Stars' Coveted Mirror Ball Trophy

Jennifer Grey Defeats Bristol "The Pistol" Palin and Kyle "The Tootsie Roll" Massey To Capture Dancing With The Stars' Coveted Mirror Ball Trophy

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Grey, who due to various injuries has more aches and pains than a retired Hollywood stunt man, has won the season eleven Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy. Jennifer beat out Disney star Kyle "The Tootsie Roll" Massey a...

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Funny story: A Close Friend Of Mark Ballas Says That If Bristol Palin Was Not A Republican, Mark Would Marry Her

A Close Friend Of Mark Ballas Says That If Bristol Palin Was Not A Republican, Mark Would Marry Her

HOLLYWOOD - An unnamed source who says that he went to high school with Mark Ballas has stated that Mark confided in him that he likes Bristol "The Pistol" Palin so much that he would ask her to marry him if it were not for the fact that she is a har...

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Funny story: Dancing with the Stars Judges Speak Out

Dancing with the Stars Judges Speak Out

Dancing with the Stars judges are upset with how this season is turning out, and want to clear the air. UWGB-Beek: Is anyone surprised with the results of who is still dancing on the show this season? Ms. Inaba: I am not surprised, because after 11 seasons you realize that some people shouldn't be given the power to vote. Len Goodman: For me, I like to give dancers bad reviews, and as lo...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Offers Brandy Job as Private Dance Coach

Bristol Palin Offers Brandy Job as Private Dance Coach

Bristol Palin, painfully aware of all the hubbub surrounding her win on Dancing With the Stars and the fact that Brandy clearly was the better dancer of the two, has formally offered Brandy a job as her (Palin's) private dance coach. Bristol Pali...

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Funny story: Tea Party Admits Fixing Bristol Palin Dancing With The Stars Vote.

Tea Party Admits Fixing Bristol Palin Dancing With The Stars Vote.

According to a statement given by spokespeople for the Tea Party to the Drudge Report, Federal Communications Commission officials will meet with party members, to discuss how they successfully fixed the vote on Dancing with the Stars to allow Bristo...

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Funny story: Movie Inspired by DWTS beats Potter at Box Office

Movie Inspired by DWTS beats Potter at Box Office

LOS ANGELES - Following Tuesday's unexpected defeat of popular entertainer Brandy and pro-dancer Maksim "Mac" Chmerkovskiyeeiyiieovichskiyi, 20th Century Fox has greenlit, produced, and released a movie loosely based on the events of the controversia...

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Funny story: Derek Hough Plots To Take Over World - "Dancing" star reveals secret plot for world domination

Derek Hough Plots To Take Over World - "Dancing" star reveals secret plot for world domination

Hollywood, CA--As the final week of competition on ABC's hit reality show "Dancing With the Stars" draws near, many fans have been heard to cry conspiracy in response to Bristol Palin's inexplicable staying power. The show's own professional blonde p...

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Funny story: The Word On The Frozen Streets Of Wasilla, Alaska Is That Now Willow "The Pillow" Palin Might Soon Be Hearing The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet

The Word On The Frozen Streets Of Wasilla, Alaska Is That Now Willow "The Pillow" Palin Might Soon Be Hearing The Pitter Patter Of Little Feet

WASILLA, Alaska - Well as if all of the anti-gay twittering fiasco wasn't enough to give "Mama Grizzly" Palin an upset stomach now comes word from an inside source that her 16-year-old daughter Willow Palin isn't exactly sure if she will be passing t...

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Funny story: The Bristol Palin - Maksim Chmerkovskiy Feud Intensifies!

The Bristol Palin - Maksim Chmerkovskiy Feud Intensifies!

HOLLYWOOD - Maksim Chmerkovskiy's partner Brandy Norwood was eliminated from the latest installment of Dancing With The Stars, and the Mad Russian is one very unhappy Ukrainian camper. Maks, who is known as "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" because of...

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Funny story: All the Votes in the World Can't Make Bristol Palin a Good Dancer

All the Votes in the World Can't Make Bristol Palin a Good Dancer

Buck up all you Dancing with the Stars lovers who believe Bristol Palin stole her place in the finals on Tuesday night. Although a record number of votes for Palin gave her the lead over Brandy, the fact that those votes were being cast by cheating a...

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Funny story: Brandy Norwood Punished By Dancing With The Stars For Death

Brandy Norwood Punished By Dancing With The Stars For Death

Brandy Norwood, the last black person to be forgiven by the media for killing someone since... well, since ever, was finally punished for the death, in some small way, by Dancing With The Stars, when she was ousted by a shaved female caribou from Ala...

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Funny story: Drinking Beer before Dancing with the Stars Is Bad Idea

Drinking Beer before Dancing with the Stars Is Bad Idea

Madison, Wis--Steve Cowan, a 67 year old landlord and an avid beer drinker, found that drinking too much before Bristol Palin dances on "Dancing with the Stars" is a bad a idea because he used his shotgun on his television to show his disgust over...

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Funny story: Florida Woman Arrested For Tossing A Plate of Tamales At Her Husband After He Called Her A Bristol Palin Loving Bitch

Florida Woman Arrested For Tossing A Plate of Tamales At Her Husband After He Called Her A Bristol Palin Loving Bitch

BRADENTON, Florida - Bradenton police responded to a 911 call at the Hurricane Hank Trailer Park, where Adriana De La Salsa, wife of Roberto "Chuckles" Cilantro reportedly threw a plate of tamales at her husband. Adriana said that they were watchi...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Shocker Of The Season: Brandy Norwood Eliminated, Bristol Palin Makes It To The Finals

Dancing With The Stars Shocker Of The Season: Brandy Norwood Eliminated, Bristol Palin Makes It To The Finals

HOLLYWOOD - In what is definitely the most shocking results show in the entire eleven season history of the Dancing With The Stars, singer Brandy Norwood has been eliminated from the show. Brandy, who at 91 pounds, is the lightest celebrity to eve...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin of Dancing With The Stars Told To Stop Using The Words "Suck," "Screwed," and "Effed Up" During Her Live Interviews

Bristol Palin of Dancing With The Stars Told To Stop Using The Words "Suck," "Screwed," and "Effed Up" During Her Live Interviews

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of the hit reality show Dancing With The Stars have asked Bristol Palin to please refrain from using trashy words such as "suck," "screwed," and effed up" when she is being interviewed live on television. Bernadette Pende...

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