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Funny story: Congress Debates Internet Pirating

Congress Debates Internet Pirating

District of Columbia (Shivermetimbers, arrgh, Post) - The US House of Representatives took up the important business of what not to do about internet pirating this week.

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Funny story: Friction Between Congress, Bush

Friction Between Congress, Bush

There have been problems between President George Bush and several members of congress and the senate recently.

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Funny story: Twenty percent of Americans trust politicians unequivocally

Twenty percent of Americans trust politicians unequivocally

A recent survey asked Americans how much faith they have in their leaders among other related questions.

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Funny story: U.S. Congress Goes On Strike

U.S. Congress Goes On Strike

(Washington) - The U.S. Congress today went on strike, refusing to pass any laws necessary to the survival, security and benefit of U.S. citizens.

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Funny story: U.S. Congress Stuns Nation - By Actually Doing Something

U.S. Congress Stuns Nation - By Actually Doing Something

(Washington) - U.S. taxpayers and voters across the land were stunned today when their elected representives in Washington actually passed legislation, legislation which even reflected the needs of the American people.

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Funny story: I Have a Utopian Dream

I Have a Utopian Dream

In light of recent and previous cave-ins by the wussiecrat majority in congress, we should all, by now, be disabused of any notions of political hope. But I have a dream. Actually, it happens sometimes in those Intermediate Bardos between sleep and what is called the wakeful state, or better regarded as the sanctioned hallucination, where a cosmic crack occurs in the collapse of a probability wave...

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Funny story: The Madam's Revelations Tie Up Washington, DC

The Madam's Revelations Tie Up Washington, DC

Commerce came to a halt yesterday in the U.S. capital when the DC Madam was allowed to release her list of phone contacts to the public.

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Funny story: Congress Reforms Illegal Immigration!

Congress Reforms Illegal Immigration!

(Washington) - Following on the heels of the monumental failure of Congress to pass any illegal immigration reform, The U.S. Congress and executive branch yesterday decided instead to rename the problem and make believe it doesn't exist.

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Funny story: Immigration Compromise Reached

Immigration Compromise Reached

Leaders in the House and Senate today reached a compromise on the Immigration bill today. Predictions that conservative Republicans would block the bill turned out to be false. Tom Tancredo, one of the biggest opponents of immigratio...

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Funny story: House Of Reps. Passed Carpool Laws

House Of Reps. Passed Carpool Laws

(MUSICMAN PRESS) A starling new development out of Washington D.C. today as the House of Representatives passed a bill requiring all persons on the government payroll to carpool to work and back. The new bill does however have exceptions. Any one who...

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Funny story: McCaskill Shouts in Session: Where's the beef?

McCaskill Shouts in Session: Where's the beef?

Washington DC - In perhaps one of the more embarrassing moments of the Senate, Senator Claire McCaskill (D-MO) shouts out of turn, startling the usually low key sessions. During a debate regarding Senate Bill 4905.89, McCaskill shouted loud enough to...

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Funny story: Expose: Congressional Sweat Shop

Expose: Congressional Sweat Shop

Here in the nation's capital, brightly lit rooms are hiding a dark secret. Hundreds of men and women are churning out thousands of bills, and hardly gaining any respect.

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Funny story: Bush Allies in Congress Block Bill That Would Require Intelligence Disclosures

Bush Allies in Congress Block Bill That Would Require Intelligence Disclosures

The New York High Times - Bush Allies gathered yesterday to block a bill that would have required the White House to disclose the locations of secret prisons run by the Central Intelligence Agency and to reveal the amount spent annually by American i...

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Funny story: Congress to Vote on Changing the Word "Neocon" to "Con"

Congress to Vote on Changing the Word "Neocon" to "Con"

The Democratic-controlled Congress has proposed new legislation to change the administration's designation from "neocons" to "cons."...

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Funny story: John McCain Security Act Introduced By Republicans In Congress

John McCain Security Act Introduced By Republicans In Congress

WASHINGTON - Republicans of the U.S. House of Representatives convened tonight an emergency partisan meeting to immediately craft a bill titled the John McCain Indiana Farmers Market Security Act.

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Funny story: Democrats Cut -- Pelosi Runs

Democrats Cut -- Pelosi Runs

Democrats in the House of Representatives have reportedly voted to cut funding for Homeland Security, the Military, God, Motherhood and Baseball.

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Funny story: Graphic Video Shows Valerie Plame Undercover While Hostile Witness Forces Waxman Hearings To Adjourn Early.

Graphic Video Shows Valerie Plame Undercover While Hostile Witness Forces Waxman Hearings To Adjourn Early.

Bombshell evidence exploded today in hearings chaired by Representative Commissar Henry Waxman (Democrat-Peoples Republic of California) into the undercover status of CIA Agent Valerie Plame. Members of Commisar Waxman's Government Reform Committ...

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