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Funny story: Congress to Vote on Changing the Word "Neocon" to "Con"

Congress to Vote on Changing the Word "Neocon" to "Con"

The Democratic-controlled Congress has proposed new legislation to change the administration's designation from "neocons" to "cons."...

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Funny story: John McCain Security Act Introduced By Republicans In Congress

John McCain Security Act Introduced By Republicans In Congress

WASHINGTON - Republicans of the U.S. House of Representatives convened tonight an emergency partisan meeting to immediately craft a bill titled the John McCain Indiana Farmers Market Security Act.

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Funny story: Democrats Cut -- Pelosi Runs

Democrats Cut -- Pelosi Runs

Democrats in the House of Representatives have reportedly voted to cut funding for Homeland Security, the Military, God, Motherhood and Baseball.

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Funny story: Graphic Video Shows Valerie Plame Undercover While Hostile Witness Forces Waxman Hearings To Adjourn Early.

Graphic Video Shows Valerie Plame Undercover While Hostile Witness Forces Waxman Hearings To Adjourn Early.

Bombshell evidence exploded today in hearings chaired by Representative Commissar Henry Waxman (Democrat-Peoples Republic of California) into the undercover status of CIA Agent Valerie Plame. Members of Commisar Waxman's Government Reform Committ...

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Funny story: Secret Report By Israeli Intelligence Proves Speaker Nancy Pelosi Bankrolled Al Qaeda

Secret Report By Israeli Intelligence Proves Speaker Nancy Pelosi Bankrolled Al Qaeda

A shocking report released today by the Israeli Intelligence Agency Mossad, seems to offer definitive proof that Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (Democrat-Peoples Republic of San Francisco) funded the purchase of arms by Al Qaeda through the earmar...

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Funny story: White House "Silly" Says Snow

White House "Silly" Says Snow

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney have repeatedly said that "all options are on the table" in dealing with Iran. Recently, White House spokesman Tony Snow said that talk of invading Iran is "silly.&quo...

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Funny story: Plame Was Undercover Agent Reveals Witness at Waxman Hearings

Plame Was Undercover Agent Reveals Witness at Waxman Hearings

A bombshell was dropped by a surprise witness at the Waxman hearings this afternoon concerning the undercover status of CIA agent Valerie Plame. Speaking with his head covered by a brown paper bag, the anonymous CIA agent testified that he had direct...

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Funny story: Gonzales Fights Back

Gonzales Fights Back

In a press conference this morning, US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales lashed out at Congress.

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Funny story: Congressman Declares his Atheism

Congressman Declares his Atheism

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressman Pete Stark (D-CA) has revealed that he does not believe in the existence of a supreme being, making him the highest ranking public official to make such a public declaration. Reaction has been swift.

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Funny story: Democrats to Build Commune

Democrats to Build Commune

Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.

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Funny story: "Target Achilles" has surfaced

"Target Achilles" has surfaced

Langley VA - This week a very secret report called "Target Achilles" has surfaced on the Internet, whether the source was an Intelligence community insider or a very savvy hacker is not known. The report included the names, personal addres...

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Funny story: Congress Ratifies Bill

Congress Ratifies Bill

Dateline New York City - In a bizarre twist the recent uproar of the Indian Hindu population of the Great State of New York, Hillary Ratum Clinton proposed legislation today, which requires that all Rat Worshipers, whom wish to adopt the furry little...

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Funny story: Mark Foley Emerges From Seclusion

Mark Foley Emerges From Seclusion

In his first public appearance since leaving Congress and entering rehab, former Florida Congressman Mark Foley took a few questions from the media:...

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Funny story: The Ayatollahs Sublime Solution

The Ayatollahs Sublime Solution

It came to be that there was a serious shortage of Izzielamic volunteers willing to strap explosives to their bodies and blow themselves and others into eternity for the cause. The Ayatollah summoned his bishops and other high-ranking clerical leaders in congress to discuss and solve the problem. There was much debate, but a solution did not result. In desperation the Ayatollah called upon his fou...

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Funny story: 800 Pounds Lighter, Dem Markets "Dicks Diet" To The Masses

800 Pounds Lighter, Dem Markets "Dicks Diet" To The Masses

WASHINGTON - Like many ex-athletes, Rep. Norm Dicks started packing on weight when he left the gridiron. The former University of Washington linebacker struggled for years with diet after diet, and each time the blubber came bouncing back.

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Funny story: Democratic Congress Passes Law Requiring All Supreme Court Justices Get Drug Tested

Democratic Congress Passes Law Requiring All Supreme Court Justices Get Drug Tested

The democratic congress didn't waste any time getting started today when they passed legislation requiring all Supreme Court justices to be drug tested before taking their seats on the bench. This comes in the wake of the discovery that the late...

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Funny story: Bush to force Democrats' Congress to balance budget

Bush to force Democrats' Congress to balance budget

Jan 4 Washington DC - In a dramatic u-turn, Bush has decided he does not want to bankrupt America after all. The years under his presidency saw the fastest rate of increase in the federal budget deficit the known universe had ever seen. What took fou...

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