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Funny story: Brad Pitt Makes An Astounding Revelation and Says That His Gifts From Wife Angelina Jolie Have All Been Homemade

Brad Pitt Makes An Astounding Revelation and Says That His Gifts From Wife Angelina Jolie Have All Been Homemade

NEW ORLEANS - Brad Pitt is in the city they call the "Big Easy" working on the latest installment of the Indiana Jones series of motion pictures entitled Indiana Jones - The Search For The Alternative Lifestyle. The film is based on the book of th...

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Funny story: Gadhafi is on the White House Naughty List

Gadhafi is on the White House Naughty List

Washington - Amid accusations that President Obama is not doing enough to support the democratic revolution in Libya, the President announced that Moammar Gadhafi's name is to be taken off the official White House Christmas card list. "I wish to send...

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Funny story: Del Boy and Rodney Fined For Fraud Over Lapland Theme Park

Del Boy and Rodney Fined For Fraud Over Lapland Theme Park

Del Boy and Rodney have been fined for fraudulently running a "Lapland" Christmas Theme Park in Dorset. The wide boys tricked the punters into believing that they would be going into the Winter Wonderland of Lapland; they falsely claimed that the...

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Funny story: Lapland brothers guilty of accurate depiction of misery of Christmas

Lapland brothers guilty of accurate depiction of misery of Christmas

Brothers Henry and Victor Mears have been found guilty of eight charges of using their Lapland style theme park to create an accurate depiction of just how disappointing Christmas really can be. The two men, who set up the theme park in the New Fo...

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Funny story: Man Confused By Christmas; Wears Turkey As Hat

Man Confused By Christmas; Wears Turkey As Hat

A man was found curled up in a ball, with a Swan on his lap, late yesterday morning, on a grass verge alongside the B343 close to Swindon town centre. Once woken, the man made a demand for Mayonnaise. The Swan seemed unharmed, but had pictures of D...

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Funny story: President Obama Faces Charges of An Alleged White House Christmas Party Fund Cover Up AKA Hip Hop Gate

President Obama Faces Charges of An Alleged White House Christmas Party Fund Cover Up AKA Hip Hop Gate

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The highly respected Washington newspaper The D.C. Dispatch Diplomat has broken the story about an alleged irregularity regarding The White House Christmas Party Fund. DC2D reporter Granola Dallydoo, 29, has been investigating t...

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Funny story: Hornby Train Sales Derailed By Winter Weather

Hornby Train Sales Derailed By Winter Weather

Model train manufacturer Horny has warned that its profits will be below forecasts because of the bad weather before Christmas. The much-loved company, which also owns model racing car system Scalextric and plastic model manufacturer Airfix, says...

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Funny story: Dinosaurs will not be invited to Christmas lunch, again

Dinosaurs will not be invited to Christmas lunch, again

The Smith family, from Barnstaple are still clearing up, after making the mistake of inviting their neighbours, a family of Tyrannosaurus Rexs to Christmas lunch. Mrs Smith told us: 'They are a new family to the area, and we felt that the polite,...

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Funny story: Happy Russian Christmas as Santa stuffs Anna Chapman stocking

Happy Russian Christmas as Santa stuffs Anna Chapman stocking

Bloodyvostock - (Na Zdrawie): Friday's Russian Orthodox Christmas started early last week... with the appearance on the Let Them Talk TV show of 'two red pussies' - one of which wasn't a lion cub. "Da...and the other wasn't Anya Kushchenko!" show...

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Funny story: Epiphany Police

Epiphany Police

Epiphany Police will be on the streets of the UK tonight ensuring that householders remove all Christmas decorations. "In previous years," said Chief of the Epiphany Police, John Baptiste, "we have had occasions where people have failed to remove...

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Funny story: Christmas: Gone In Sixty Seconds

Christmas: Gone In Sixty Seconds

Christmas was upon us, and was gone. Just like that. Snap of the finger quick! So says Joyce Merryweather, mother of two and home-maker to eight faux-family members. "We waited in, for over three weeks, waiting for the day. We sat watching adve...

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Funny story: The Five People You Meet At Christmas Dinner

The Five People You Meet At Christmas Dinner

At the close of yet another Holiday season, complete with all the social interaction stress, heartburn, and credit card debt, which causes a bit of its own monetary stress and heartburn, I hesitated over the proper opening words to this story because although plainly cliché, the description would be entirely accurate. That said, "It was a dark and stormy night". The clan of five was distrib...

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Funny story: US-UK retailers lobby governments to rename Boxing Day as 'Gift Returning' day

US-UK retailers lobby governments to rename Boxing Day as 'Gift Returning' day

After the calm, the storm. After the lovin' the fightin'. After the euphoria, the letdown. And so it is with the whole business of dreaded Christmas gifting followed by the equally awful and time-consuming Christmas Gift-returning. So it's no w...

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Funny story: Man Still Listening to Christmas Songs on MP3 Player

Man Still Listening to Christmas Songs on MP3 Player

BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Peter White, 26, is one of the very few people to listen to his Christmas songs after Christmas (at time of writing). His MP3 player, a SanDisk Sansa Fuze V2.0 8GB with a 32GB microSD card, has over 20,000 tracks, 400 of which a...

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Funny story: Mother-In-Law Survives Christmas By The Skin Of Her Dentures

Mother-In-Law Survives Christmas By The Skin Of Her Dentures

An elderly woman has narrowly escaped being beaten to death by her only son-in-law, after simmering family tensions reached boiling point over the Christmas holiday. Only a phone call to the Samaritans, followed by the swift intervention of a police...

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Funny story: Christmas Horror averted by Farmer

Christmas Horror averted by Farmer

Recently deceased Bert Matthews was today found by MI5 with his penis firmly stuck into a turkey. He told secret agents he was saving the world from a festive epidemic of colossal proportions. One of the creatures had passed on an incurable disease t...

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Funny story: Christmas Was Great - But The TV Schedules Were Crap

Christmas Was Great - But The TV Schedules Were Crap

For most UK residents, Christmas has been a time to batten down the hatches and lock out the outside world for a few days whilst feasting on roast dinners, chocolates, and having the odd glass or two of whatever tickles the palate. But it's sad to...

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