Concerned parents around the world are increasingly worried about the sheer number of bullies harassing their children. "It's becoming an epidemic here and in other schools everywhere," said a Canadian education official.
Today Danny Williams, the premier of Newfoundland and Labrador, unveiled a plan to resolve the ongoing standoff with Ottawa over control of offshore oil interests. The plan calls for an all out invasion of Canada after what Williams describes as 60...
NEW YORK (Rooters) -- Canada has alerted consumers to the dangers of fake Chinese toilet paper containing industrial solvent and dangerous bacteria.
Today a Republican led committee proposed what the Bush Administration is hailing as "the" solution to global warming. Scientists have developed a prototype of a machine that can lower the temperature around it by several degrees.
MONTREAL - Forming an unlikely alliance with the Bloc Québécois, US Vice President Dick Cheney has barricaded himself in a corner office of the party's headquarters with a large-caliber machine gun and a sandbag bunker.
Due to the skyrocketing cost of healthcare, 46 million US citizens, who have no health insurance, are facing bankruptcy, destitution, and premature death. Now, thousands of desperate US citizens have begun sneaking over the border to take advantage...
LOS ANGELES - Unseasonably high Braunschweiger prices throughout the region are being blamed on unexpected Canadian pork processors shutting down their plants for extended maintenance.
(Ottawa) - The United States has made an offer to buy its northern neighbor, Canada, for an undisclosed amount of American dollars.
Washington, DC - Thousands of Mexican citizens wanting to immigrate into the United States rushed the US/Mexico border while still thousands less Canadians even showed up at the US/Canadian border today all claiming to have contracted the deadly incu...
Canada's Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, announced today that Canada would rejoin the UK (United Kingdom) and renounce its independence. "Being on our own is just too much work," Harper explained, "particularly when you've got...
Rudy Giuliani announced his first major foreign policy initiative today, with the centerpiece being plans for an attack on Canada.
OTTAWA (CP) - Conservative Members of Parliament have savagely tried to end parliamentary hearings on their stupid plan to give away Canada's remaining oil and natural gas to the USA, freely admitting that they are covering up the matter.
Ultra paranoid U.S. Defense Department officials freaked out earlier this year when they found what they believed to be spy technology embedded within a harmless Canadian 25 cent piece.
OTTAWA (AP) - Two has-been conservative political hacks have urged that Canada end all foreign ownership restrictions and sell the rest of its companies cheap to the USA "in order to lick the American boot and become a colony of the USA, or be g...
Washington DC - A federal judge on Monday struck down a state law that makes it illegal for Canadians to sell street drugs in "da hood". Old laws made it possible to fix the price of drugs such as cocaine, crack, crystal meth and ecstasy.
OTTAWA (CP) - Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper has admitted there is "clear evidence" that members of his government and army are war criminals, since they are knowingly handing over insurgent prisoners of war to be tortured by the Af...
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA--(BREAKING NEWS) Sanjaya Malakar, the latest American hopeful destine to be this seasons "American Idol" winner has been exposed as a fraud. Audiences had to endure total degradation o...
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