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Funny story: 3 Arrested at Annual Wanker Toss at Wetwang, Yorkshire

3 Arrested at Annual Wanker Toss at Wetwang, Yorkshire

Wetwang, Yorkshire - I'm told I come from Twatt, Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland so who am I to larf at stupid things in Britain. Of course I had to get out of Twatt as soon as I was about 15 and had the means to do. I joined the circus but that's another entirely different story isn't it? Or for those of you from California, "That's a whole nother story". Cringe.

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Funny story: Breathing Banned in California

Breathing Banned in California

(Sacremento CA) Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a law today to immediately ban breathing in California. The ban would prevent the exhalation of 25 tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere each year by human beings and help stop global warming...

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Funny story: 1970s radical back in custody; Patty Hearst furious

1970s radical back in custody; Patty Hearst furious

Convicted urban-terrorist-turned-housewife Sara Jane 'Soliah' Olson is back in custody after a 'woops' clerical error caused the California Dept of Corrections to incorrectly calculate her release date, a CDC spokesman said to...

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Funny story: Dumbed down generation

Dumbed down generation

A recent study found that people over the age of 30 have better memories than younger adults schooled in public and private education.

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial 23: MTV's The Hills Goes Country. And Teen Executions in Florida

Ed-E-torial 23: MTV's The Hills Goes Country. And Teen Executions in Florida

(Los Angeles - CA) Following the popularity of MTV's California based reality show The Hills, the network has decided to launch a new reality show targeted at teens in the Deep South. The Sticks will feature four teens growing up on a trailer court in Jonesboro, Arkansas. The series will debut with an episode featuring Clanton and Eula Mae going to the barn dance, learning they ar...

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Funny story: Coast Guard Plan Backfires: Grand Haven as a Target Proves Costly Mistake

Coast Guard Plan Backfires: Grand Haven as a Target Proves Costly Mistake

WASHINGTON, DC. - Coast Guard Commandant Admiral Thad Allen announced today that the plan to scarf up congressional earmarks was slightly misguided and very costly.

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Funny story: New medical marijuana vending machines in California inadvertently contribute to the death of a man from Copenhagen

New medical marijuana vending machines in California inadvertently contribute to the death of a man from Copenhagen

San Francisco, California - As an added convenience to the patients of medical marijuana, the California legislature has allowed for the introduction and distribution of cannabis vending machines throughout the Golden State as a part of a new experim...

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Funny story: Huge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest

Huge California Fire Erupts after Kids have Fart Lighting Contest

Three San Diego youths were arrested in connection with a fire that apparently ignited while they were lighting farts in an apparent contest.

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Funny story: Dr. Phil psychoanalyzes kid who started So. California wildfires before a studio audience: arsonist, or just a mischievous 9-year-old boy?

Dr. Phil psychoanalyzes kid who started So. California wildfires before a studio audience: arsonist, or just a mischievous 9-year-old boy?

Burbank, California - American's favorite country psychiatrist, Dr. Phil, volunteered to psychoanalyze kid who started Southern California wildfires to determine if he is in fact an arsonist or just a mischievous 9-year-old boy who should not hav...

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Funny story: "Possession is 9/10th's of the Law" Claims man Possessed by James Brown

"Possession is 9/10th's of the Law" Claims man Possessed by James Brown

A legal dispute is imminent between the State of California and a British upperclass man claiming to be possessed by the spirit of James Brown.

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Funny story: X-Rated pornography industry affected by California wildfires

X-Rated pornography industry affected by California wildfires

As avocados and flowers continue to shrivel and wilt from the intense heat in San Diego County caused by wildfires, a spokesman for the American Society of Sex Workers and Models (ASSWAM) said today that not only are these fires affecting the state&#...

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Funny story: California opens as God's theme park of natural disaster

California opens as God's theme park of natural disaster

Governor Aaaald Schwarzenegger announced today that the state of California will open as the world's first theme park of natural disaster. The decision came after Schwarzenegger, and a board of Haas avocado farmers got together to plan strategies...

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Funny story: The Media is a Circus

The Media is a Circus

My wife and I live in southern California near where the wildfires are currently burning. While we are not presently in any danger (the nearest fire is roughly fifteen miles distant) we do notice the smoky air.

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Funny story: Britney Spears sets Vagina on fire - blamed for California blaze

Britney Spears sets Vagina on fire - blamed for California blaze

Pop princess Britney Spears' life has been on one long downward spiral over the past few years but now she has definitely hit rock bottom after "accidentally" setting fire to her vagina at her Malibu home.

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Funny story: Bush Labels California Wild Fires a Terrorist Organization

Bush Labels California Wild Fires a Terrorist Organization

President Bush today enacted his executive powers and has officially labelled the southern California area wild fires a terrorist organization.

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Funny story: So-Cal Fires may have been started by Ellen

So-Cal Fires may have been started by Ellen

The wild fires wrecking havoc across Southern California may have been stared deliberately by funny woman chat show host Ellen DeGeneres.

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Funny story: CVC §21800(b)(1) is sweeping across the Golden State

CVC §21800(b)(1) is sweeping across the Golden State

A little known provision of the California Vehicle Code is spreading like a wildfire by the word of mouth. More people have learned about CVC §21800(b)(1) last month than about Ron Paul and, unlike his presidency, it is available for public benefit r...

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