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Funny story: Nazi-hunter knighted and scorned for not capturing Hitler

Nazi-hunter knighted and scorned for not capturing Hitler

LONDON, England - Simon Wiesenthal, the great Nazi hunter, was knighted by Britain in honor of tracking down more than 1000 war criminals from the Third Reich. But critics said he screwed up because he didn't get Hitler alive.

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Funny story: Romanian Socialist party sweep to victory in Dover by-election

Romanian Socialist party sweep to victory in Dover by-election

In a result that is being heralded as 'the dawn of a new age in multi-cultural Britain' and derided as 'the inevitable consequence of apathy' Romanian Socialist party candidate Dejan Hagi resoundingly defeated competition from the est...

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Funny story: Speed cameras - the unofficial police policy

Speed cameras - the unofficial police policy

Britain's speed camera policy has reached a new level of controversy.

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Funny story: No pasta please, we're British

No pasta please, we're British

The ‘Back Britain' campaign has bounced back.

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Funny story: Euro-gaff sparks international row

Euro-gaff sparks international row

Britain's Euro-elections have become the centre of a major international rumpus.

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Funny story: Top artists suspects in major theft of their own works

Top artists suspects in major theft of their own works

NORTHMUFFIN, Great Britain -- A recent report claims "three stolen paintings by Vincent van Gogh, Pablo Picasso and Paul Gauguin may have been recovered near the British art gallery where the theft occurred."...

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Funny story: Labour Party Pre Election World Tour : Deputy PM Visits Canada, Causes Trouble

Labour Party Pre Election World Tour : Deputy PM Visits Canada, Causes Trouble

John Prescott has embarked on a worldwide tour to promote Britain and more importantly, to improve relations with world leaders.

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Funny story: War Over, We Won!

War Over, We Won!

AP -- Washington, D.C. -- In a surprise statement, the Bush administration announced today that the United Coalition Forces - comprising the nations of Great Britain, The United States and Micronesia - had won a stunning final victory in the war in I...

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Funny story: Kilroy-Silk Pro-Euro Boost

Kilroy-Silk Pro-Euro Boost

Former Labour MP turned television presenter turned Arab basher turned Euro candidate, Robert Kilroy-Silk has said that Britain should leave Europe before it sinks into the sea under the weight of immigrant Arabs.

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Funny story: MI5 Declassify Margaret Thatcher's Handbag Secrets

MI5 Declassify Margaret Thatcher's Handbag Secrets

London's humble citizens were treated to a rare insight into the private life of Britain's first non-male prime minister.

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Funny story: Balkans Erupt After Barflies Rehash Old Argument About Whether Alexander The Great Was Greek

Balkans Erupt After Barflies Rehash Old Argument About Whether Alexander The Great Was Greek

War has once again consumed the Balkans, following an argument in a bar in Skopje as to whether legendary conqueror Alexander The Great was Greek or Macedonian.

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Funny story: Britain cuts ties with Europe, floats off into Atlantic

Britain cuts ties with Europe, floats off into Atlantic

Britain has cut all ties with Europe and is now floating off across the Atlantic in the direction of America.

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Funny story: It 's A £50 Fine If You're A Fat Git

It 's A £50 Fine If You're A Fat Git

Britain's army of traffic wardens were issued with bathroom scales, today, so that they could impose on-the-spot fines to overweight Britons.

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Funny story: New plans for asylum seekers

New plans for asylum seekers

With over 1,000,000,000 asylum seekers a week now entering Britain, many from abroad, the government has been thrown into a panic and lost its grip. TheSpoof has seen copies of secret plans to deal with the emergency which will shock and dismay many.

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Funny story: Probe This

Probe This

President George Bush, encouraged by the Hutton probe in Great Britain, has ordered an Intelligence probe of his own into the failings of his Administration's ability to determine who in this world actually represents a gathering threat and who...

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Funny story: U.N. Puts Iran, North Korea in Time Out

U.N. Puts Iran, North Korea in Time Out

NEW YORK CITY-Britain, France, Germany and the United States came together yesterday to give Iran a stern talking to over it's flailing nuclear program. The confrontation came to a head when during a U.N. conference in New York City, the representati...

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Funny story: Charles denies alleged Neverland incident

Charles denies alleged Neverland incident

In the latest turn yet for the scandal-shaken Royal Family, Prince Charles vehemently denied being involved in an "unspecified incident that supposedly happened at Neverland" and that has been alluded to though never revealed in Britain'...

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