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Funny story: Los Angeles Lakers Player Luke Walton Appears To Be Heading To The Washington Wizards

Los Angeles Lakers Player Luke Walton Appears To Be Heading To The Washington Wizards

LOS ANGELES - In a move that many Los Angeles Laker fans knew was coming, Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that the Lakers may be trading the 31-year-old, 6-foot-8-inch Luke Walton. The Lakers management stated that they are currently in ta...

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Funny story: Duke Star Austin Rivers: Dire Risk for a Dollar

Duke Star Austin Rivers: Dire Risk for a Dollar

Meet Chapel Hill resident Jason Barbera, squatting in his booth at the Dreyfuss Diner. We asked this passionate Duke fan what he thought of the cuisine at the local hotspot. "The half frozen, watery jambalaya tastes like tinned fish," he said, som...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Turns Down An Offer To Star In His Own Reality Show Called 'Kobe Plus Lots & Lots of Bitches'

Kobe Bryant Turns Down An Offer To Star In His Own Reality Show Called 'Kobe Plus Lots & Lots of Bitches'

HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Network has just offered Kobe Bryant an opportunity to follow in the footsteps of former, fellow Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom and star in his own reality show. Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian who star in Khloe &...

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Funny story: Indiana Hoosiers Basketball Undefeated, Thanks to Tractor Factor

Indiana Hoosiers Basketball Undefeated, Thanks to Tractor Factor

The Indiana Hoosiers have launched into college basketball liberty this season under the leadership of Tom Crean. On an unbeaten 12-0 foundation, the Hoosiers are resurfacing the cultural image of Indiana basketball and building an utter database of...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Start Off the NBA Season at 0-2, Kobe Bryant Asks To Be Traded

The Los Angeles Lakers Start Off the NBA Season at 0-2, Kobe Bryant Asks To Be Traded

LOS ANGELES - The once high-flying Lakers of Los Angeles seem to have left with the dreaded Santa Ana Winds. The Lakers of today are certainly not the Lakers of old when they had the likes of Kobe Bryant Shaquille O'Neal, Derek Fisher, Lamar Odom...

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Funny story: Kobe & Kate? - Kobe Bryant Denies The Kate Gosselin Romance Rumors

Kobe & Kate? - Kobe Bryant Denies The Kate Gosselin Romance Rumors

LOS ANGELES - Well it looks like jolly olde St. Nick wasn't too good to jolly olde St. Kobe as his Los Angeles Lakers were beaten by the Chicago Bulls 88-87 in their NBA Christmas Day season opener in Tinsel Town. Bryant playing with a torn wrist...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Says That His Divorce Will Not Affect His Basketball Play Except Maybe For His Free Throw Shooting

Kobe Bryant Says That His Divorce Will Not Affect His Basketball Play Except Maybe For His Free Throw Shooting

LOS ANGELES - The star of the Los Angeles Lakers Kobe Bryant had just finished dribbling and shooting a basketball for three hours straight during a team practice at The Staples Center when he sat down with Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket.

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Funny story: In A Sports Shocker Vanessa Bryant Files For Divorce From Kobe Bryant Causing The Cancellation of Their Reality Show After Only One Episode

In A Sports Shocker Vanessa Bryant Files For Divorce From Kobe Bryant Causing The Cancellation of Their Reality Show After Only One Episode

LOS ANGELES - Things were really looking good for Kobe Bryant. The NBA lockout had ended and Kobe's team the Los Angeles Lakers were preparing for their first game against the Chicago Bulls on Christmas day. Kobe, who is the NBA's highest paid pla...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Trade Lamar Odom To The Dallas Mavericks - His Wife Khloe Kardashian Says He Ain't Going

The Los Angeles Lakers Trade Lamar Odom To The Dallas Mavericks - His Wife Khloe Kardashian Says He Ain't Going

LOS ANGELES - Lamar Odom, the Los Angeles Lakers sixth man, or rather former sixth man is now Lakers history. The 6-foot-10-inch basketball player, who also stars in the E! Network cable reality show Lamar & Khloe, is needless to say one very...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Trading NBA Players Union President Derek Fisher To Slovenia

The Los Angeles Lakers Are Considering Trading NBA Players Union President Derek Fisher To Slovenia

LOS ANGELES - Saying that it is simply just a business matter and nothing more, Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss [Pronounced: BUS] today issued a statement that he is seriously considering trading Derek Fisher to Slovenia. Buss stated that cont...

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Funny story: NBA Lockout May Be Over, Players Have to Relearn the Game

NBA Lockout May Be Over, Players Have to Relearn the Game

The good news is that professional basketball in the U.S. may soon be making its return. The bad news is that many of the players need to be retrained in their field of endeavor. Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but apparently it does noth...

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Funny story: NBA Strike Precipitated the Various Occupy City Protests

NBA Strike Precipitated the Various Occupy City Protests

Washington DC: The US Department of Labor has indicated that the National Basketball Association (NBA) players strike and the various occupy city protests being staged across the USA appear to be related. There was a collapse of negotiations betwe...

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Funny story: Due To The NBA Lockout, Many Cheerleaders Are Joining Cheerleading Squads of Pro Basketball Teams in South America and Europe

Due To The NBA Lockout, Many Cheerleaders Are Joining Cheerleading Squads of Pro Basketball Teams in South America and Europe

NEW YORK CITY - Well the NBA lockout continues. And it appears that both owners and players aren't even close to settling their differences. Sports Territory Magazine is reporting that one of the NBA owners has said privately that he is seriously...

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Funny story: TNT To Replace The NBA Basketball Games With Reruns of American Idol - Season 1

TNT To Replace The NBA Basketball Games With Reruns of American Idol - Season 1

ATLANTA - Turner Network Television which televises many of the NBA's basketball games has just announced their new re-adjusted television schedule. A spokesperson for TNT, Winston Twickenbuck, spoke with Achtung Zumwalt of TV ClickerWorld and inf...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Says That NBA Commissioner David Stern Needs To Stop Playing His Silly Playground Bully Games

Ron Paul Says That NBA Commissioner David Stern Needs To Stop Playing His Silly Playground Bully Games

ROCHESTER, Michigan - Ron Paul, who says that he knows much more about the game of basketball than he does about the game of politics, remarked that NFL (sic) Commissioner David Steenburgen (sic) needs to stop making his spoiled brat, playground bull...

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Funny story: NFL Commissioner David Stern and NFL Player Rep Derek Fisher Both State That Herman Cain Needs To Drop Out of The GOP Race

NFL Commissioner David Stern and NFL Player Rep Derek Fisher Both State That Herman Cain Needs To Drop Out of The GOP Race

NEW YORK CITY - All of the NBA basketballs are sitting tucked away in their respective basketball lockers and the way things are going they are probably going to remain there for a while. In this day and age when so many American people are out of...

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Funny story: Shame, Stupidity and Rotten Fruit Follow NBA Negotiations

Shame, Stupidity and Rotten Fruit Follow NBA Negotiations

Following months of what fans might call ridiculous and economically insulting negotiations over how much money players or NBA team owners actually deserve, one grass roots group of blue-collar fans is letting them all know exactly how they feel, wit...

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