A new "get rich without doing any work" scheme, previously favoured by pyramid sellers, multi-level marketers, email spammers and Bettaware, has been hailed as the latest 'British Success' by the CBI, who, to quote TV celebrity Vicky Pollard, "don't...
Gordon Brown leads the world by nationalising the UK banking system reports ratters. Son of a minister Gordon Brown is seen as the "Messiah" as the world economic nears meltdown. "I had no option," Gordon stated. "Money is the root of all evil...
Gordon Brown has announced another bold new strategy to handle the crisis caused by Iceland's banking crisis. "I am announcing today that Iceland will be melted down and bottled to be sold as overpriced mineral water in London's top restaurants."...
Trust: a word that had shared the title of banks throughout world history and certainly in the names of US banks for almost 300 years. Since this American disastrous economic collapse, banks across America have deleted the word trust from their title...
Reykjavík - Iceland is basking in the world spotlight today as it has been pinpointed as the source of the global economic meltdown. Farmwife Sonja Arnason, of Stokkseyr, just outside of Reykjavík was defrosting her kitchen freezer and somehow cro...
In what some may think was a strange turn of events, a thief who used to rob branches of the Bradford and Bingley Building Society prior to the credit crunch turned the act of robbery on its head today. Well known, disrespected, unemployed yet ref...
Washington AC/DC - (Motherf***ers Gone To Iceland! Mess): UK Finance Minister Alistair Darling is in White House talks this weekend, trying to persuade President Bush about the merits of nuking Asses of Evil rogue state Iceland. "Taxpayers around...
Denver, Colorado (IPP) - The United States Department of the Treasury will take over piggy banks as well as many of the nation's federally regulated banks. The plan was put into motion by George W. Bush and Secretary of the Treasury Dempsey Dumpst...
United Nations, New York (IPP) - The economies of the planet's nations fell like dominoes this week and now the Earth is being foreclosed upon. The Earth will have to move back into the asteroid belt since it can no longer afford to stay in the in...
Financial markets weakened yet further this morning, amidst fears that the world's banks could be in a meltdown situation by the weekend, and experts have warned investors not to buy into Iceland. The budget frozen foods giant has been particularl...
The UK government has today announced a £50billion investment plan to inject cash into UK financial institutions, offered a further £250billion in loan guarantees, and increased another lending scheme to £200billion. Despite all of this, UK banks...
The dire day of reckoning has come for all the many prestigious old financial institutions of the United Kingdom as they face the heady realization that UK people are vulnerably softened by the American bailout to tolerate their own UK bailout - "Lik...
Reykjavik, Iceland: Producers of the hit children's TV programme Lazytown, which is produced in Iceland, have retaliated over the UK Governments plans to sue Iceland's government, after the collapse of its number 2 bank Icesave which left thousands o...
The Chancellor of the Exchequer, the Rt Hon Alistair Bloke, made the stark discovery earlier today that the economy might be in trouble. It appears he was listening to the Today programme on Radio 4 when the Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer, Ozz...
It would appear that things are not too rosy in Iceland at the moment, thanks to the deepening financial crisis. Responsible for more marital strain than any other place on earth - husbands used to dread coming home to find the kids alone shouting...
It has just been announced that after weeks of careful intelligence gathering, the metropolitan police have found the gangland mastermind who has been producing counterfeit £1 coins. During a dawn raid on 10 Downing Street; armed officers from the...
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America, Northern Rock, Bradford & Bingley etc in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announce...
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