Well, it looks as though the ongoing feud between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump may be over as doctors performed almost simultaneous surgical procedures to remove an excess buildup of fecal matter in each celebrity.
Paris Hilton held a press conference earlier today from her cell at the Lynwood lockup, part of the Los Angeles County Jail system.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - AIPAC and Israel are congratulating themselves for having successfully purchased yet another American presidential candidate, Fred Thompson.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Robert Zoellick, the next head of the World Bank, said on Saturday that he would nail Venezuela and its socialist president Hugo Chavez.
In a move that surprised many, the American Psychiatric Association and the Church of Scientology announced today that they are merging.
(MUSICMAN PRESS) Legendary recording superstar, Elvis Presley was returned back to Earth, last night about 2:46 am. Presley was taken captive, in 1977 AD, by living organisms from another solar system. At the time Elvis was taken, Mrs. Presley was to...
Rudy Giuliani took a bold step in his campaign today, announcing his support for flushable hemorrhoid wipes. "This simple technology will help America deal with the terror of a serious health problem," the former Mayor said at a benefit for...
Chancellor of the Exchequer and Prime Minister-in-waiting Gordon Brown is facing calls for his resignation following a research bulletin released by The Taxpayers Federation of Great Britain.
Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards announced Friday that he won the Cayman Islands lottery, with a prized reported at $27 million. Edwards indicated he would take the lump sum cash payment of $12 million, and use a substa...
Police from Scotland Yard are investigating the theft of Her Majesty the Queen's handbag which was taken whilst the monarch was attending the Trooping the Colour on Saturday morn...
Three England players were married today in the biggest show of commitment to the national team for decades.
Ian Botham, the former England cricket all-rounder, has been knighted in the Queen's Birthday Honours.
The ghost of Michael Barrymore's dead wife Cheryl is acting as a police informant, claims the under-pressure deviant.
There was heavy rain in the West Midlands area yesterday, and emergency services were on full alert today as more bad weather was expected.
Big Brother 2007 got its first regulation evictee last night when Shabnam Biryani was booted out of the House to a crescendo of booing from the crowd of around 10,000 people waiting outside.
Washington D.C.- In a rare bi-partisan press conference, each of the current eighteen candidates for President of the United States gave their positions on fiscal policy.
It was once a state whose residents considered themselves Texans first and Americans second. It was big oil, big money, big hats and most of all big Texas pride.
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