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Funny story: The Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration

The Grim Reaper to Attend President-elect Donald Trump's Inauguration

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Trump spokesperson and Slytherin wannabe Kellyanne Conway announced today on FOX News that the Grim Reaper would be attending President-elect Trump's Inauguration on January 20. Explained Mrs. Conway, through her forked tongue: "Y...

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Funny story: The Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary

The Four Horsemen Ride Herd Over Hillary

BILLINGSGATE POST: Sketched against a red-white-blue November sky, the Four Horsemen rode again. In Biblical lore they are known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction and Death. Their real names are Trump, Wikileaks, The FBI and Fox News. They formed...

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Funny story: Another Brick In The Wall: The Presidential Version

Another Brick In The Wall: The Presidential Version

Donald Trump announced new plans for "The Wall" he wants to build between the US and Mexico. He's not going to build it - he's going to BUY it. Early last year before running for the Republican Party nominee, Donald Trump visited Beijing, China, o...

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Funny story: "My Hands Are Bigly!" : The Emperor's New Hands

"My Hands Are Bigly!" : The Emperor's New Hands

Donald Trump may never have to be ridiculed about his hands again. Students at the University of Arizona's Robotics Division, appalled at the sheer amount of verbal and written abuse toward Donald's deformity, decided to do something about it. Du...

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Funny story: Hillary's "Secret" Emails Released: Shocking Revelation

Hillary's "Secret" Emails Released: Shocking Revelation

The mystery about Hillary Clinton's "missing" emails has finally been solved, and you may be surprised at the answer. Hillary Clinton is a power shopper. The truth is, a great number of Hillary's deleted emails, which were uncovered by the Los...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Donald Trump Announces Grand Opening of Las Vegas "PornoLand"

Come one, come all. In a recent press conference, Donald Trump unveiled a major accomplishment that only a select few people knew about: an entirely adult-oriented and adult-themed amusement park on the outskirts of Las Vegas, NV. This reporter h...

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Funny story: Trump Builds His First Wall … But Not on the Mexican Border

Trump Builds His First Wall … But Not on the Mexican Border

President-Elect Donald Trump's first press conference since his election was, as per the usual, filled with drama and fireworks. A CNN reporter attempted to ask a question concerning a report based on the knowledge of a former British Intelligence o...

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Funny story: Golden Showers, Orange Complexion: Donald Urine Trouble

Golden Showers, Orange Complexion: Donald Urine Trouble

Pissgate, as some are calling the US President's first big scandal, may be the cause of the president's orange face and skin color, not overuse of spray tan. As creepy and hilarious as it sounds, the story started when Canadian super spy Jeb Madso...

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Funny story: Trump wants bust of Obama in Oval Office

Trump wants bust of Obama in Oval Office

Trump Tower - Alex Jones, spokesman for the PEOTUS, Trump, revealed today that Trump changed his mind about wanting a Churchhill bust in his office. The BBC was stunned. They responded with attacks on Trump and a Churchill marathon. The Queen had...

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Funny story: CNN:  "Donald, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Moscow gets 20 million Utube hits!"

CNN:  "Donald, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. What happens in Moscow gets 20 million Utube hits!"

In a contentious press conference today a female reporter from CNN asked President-elect Donald Trump about the report that the Russians had salacious information about him and his visit to Moscow in 2013.  The words "golden shower" were in the repor...

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Funny story: Rocky Horror Trump show is now being performed in the White House!

Rocky Horror Trump show is now being performed in the White House!

President elect, "Rocky Trump", has decided to perform a new version of the seventies Broadway show and film every time he confronts the press! Trump says, "what is the point of being serious standing in front of a bunch of journo baboons who repr...

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Funny story: Trump Says He Won't Hire Just Any Crackpot for His Cabinet, He Will Take it On a Crackpot by Crackpot Basis

Trump Says He Won't Hire Just Any Crackpot for His Cabinet, He Will Take it On a Crackpot by Crackpot Basis

Trump Tower II Donald Trump announced, from his new secret hiding place which he calls Trump Tower II, that not just any crackpot could be in his government, even though that's what it appears from who he's appointed so far. Trump has been scared...

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Funny story: Jesus Stands by His People, Makes Sure Black Lives Matter in Birmingham

Jesus Stands by His People, Makes Sure Black Lives Matter in Birmingham

Jesus found himself in the news again, this time in Birmingham, Alabama, the cradle of the Civil Rights movement. The Savior vowed to stand by His "people" until the "White Devils," as he called them, stopped physically harassing them as they did at...

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Funny story: Trump Supporter Having "Some Potential Doubts" After Disclosure of Trump-Russia Dossier

Trump Supporter Having "Some Potential Doubts" After Disclosure of Trump-Russia Dossier

West Riverton, Georgia - The recent disclosure of a dossier detailing alleged compromising information gathered by KGB agents during a Trump hotel stay in Moscow, which was exposed by several news and political blogs, has caused a Georgia man to have...

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Funny story: Trump Tweets Denials as Vegas Bets on Trumpgate

Trump Tweets Denials as Vegas Bets on Trumpgate

Las Vegas, NV - Gentlemen, and Ladies, place your bets. Trumpgate is the hottest game in Vegas. For $100 wager, gamblers can choose the number of days or years Trump will remain in the office of President before being forced to resign or impeached...

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Funny story: Gun Opponents Suddenly Find Themselves Up In Arms

Gun Opponents Suddenly Find Themselves Up In Arms

Gun sales, which fell by double digits following Donald Trumps election, are shooting back up again with help from some unlikely customers. Former gun control activists, life long liberals and terrified middle class white people are purchasing weapon...

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Funny story: Trump White House to Have a 'People's Lobby' With Shops and Restaurants

Trump White House to Have a 'People's Lobby' With Shops and Restaurants

According to a source within his transition team, Donald J. Trump is making plans to turn the White House foyer into what he calls the 'People's Lobby.' The newly remodeled area will eventually be occupied by an assortment of retail stores, restau...

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