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Funny story: If Trump Had a Hammer

If Trump Had a Hammer

To be sung to the melody of "If I had a hammer" If Trump had a hammer, He'd hammer in the morning, He'd hammer in the evening, All over this land. He'd hammer on Mexicans, He'd hammer on Muslims, He'd hammer at the love between Our brothers and our sisters All over this land. If Trump had a bell, He'd toll it in the morning, He'd toll it in the evening, All over Trump Land...

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Funny story: Being a Smartass is Good for You, and Even Better for the Ass

Being a Smartass is Good for You, and Even Better for the Ass

I cannot tell you how uplifting Francesca Gino's recent article in Scientific American magazine made me feel. All my life I have been harassed, whether it be by my parents or close friends, as having a terribly sarcastic attitude towards life and all the assholes I have to share it with. Then, finally, I find an article from who the hell knows whom, which justifies my entire reason for being.

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Changes His Name To "Air Force One"

Ted Cruz Changes His Name To "Air Force One"

BILLINGSGATE POST: "I will never have a plane with my name on it," said Ted Cruz in comparing himself to rival Don Trump; "unless I am elected president and change my name to Air Force One." "EGAD FAP! KAFF KAFF!..WHEEEZ! GULP! GLUG GLUG!" Whene...

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Funny story: Darth Money Announces His Candidacy for President in 2020

Darth Money Announces His Candidacy for President in 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Darth Money, representing the newly-formed GOP (Grand Old Plutocrats), has announced his candidacy for President of the United Empire. Funded largely through 501 non-profits and similar organizations, Darth Money is running on a…

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Funny story: Collapse of Trump's campaign compared to the sound of the longest flatulence on record

Collapse of Trump's campaign compared to the sound of the longest flatulence on record

As is well known in science hot air rises, but it also accumulates interiorly as a nation responds to candidates in the US 2016 presidential election. The sensation of this election season has been the way two mavericks have taken center stage in...

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Funny story: Trump Announces Plan To Move Panama Canal To Mexican Border

Trump Announces Plan To Move Panama Canal To Mexican Border

BILLINGSGATE POST: Several months after declaring that he would build a semi-permeable wall on the Mexican border that Mexico will gladly pay for, the mercurial Donald Trump announced that he has changed his mind. Instead of a fence, which critics...

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Wear Monica Lewinsky's Blue Dress For All Remaining Debates

Donald Trump To Wear Monica Lewinsky's Blue Dress For All Remaining Debates

NEW YORK, NY - Republican Presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced today that he will wear Monica Lewinsky's infamous blue dress during all remaining Republican debates and will also wear it during the Presidential debate with Hillary Clinton, i...

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Funny story: Other Othered from Support Group Forms Another Other Support Group

Other Othered from Support Group Forms Another Other Support Group

Seattle, OR--Andrew Yin, an Asian, trans-masculine, non-binary, tri-partisan Republican has quit his support group for Asian, trans-masculine, non-binary, tri-partisan Independents to form his own support group after feeling that he was "othered" b...

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Funny story: Ronald versus Donald: Battle of the Clowns

Ronald versus Donald: Battle of the Clowns

The clowning mascot of the world's largest fast-food restaurant chain, Ronald McDonald, has set up his own party and entered the race for the White House election in November 2016. "If a clown like Trump can convince voters, then all I have to do...

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Funny story: Third-graders nationwide enraged: experts reveal that Donald Trump speaks like one

Third-graders nationwide enraged: experts reveal that Donald Trump speaks like one

Harfold, Vt. - Third-graders across the United States are enraged by a study using the Flesch-Kincaid grade-level test which showed that Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, speaks like an eight- to nine-year-old boy. Artie Boulder, a th...

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Funny story: Trump Says Bill Clinton's Presidency Marred by Lack of Hot Model Wife

Trump Says Bill Clinton's Presidency Marred by Lack of Hot Model Wife

NEW YORK - Donald Trump continued his assault today on Bill Clinton's presidency during a radio interview. Mr. Trump called President Clinton's administration "really an embarrassment due to the lack of a really hot, young, model wife." The Dona...

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Funny story: The Whip Woman Lashes Out At Lash LaRue

The Whip Woman Lashes Out At Lash LaRue

BILLINGSGATE POST: This story may appeal to those who think below the belt. But only for a moment. Allow me to digress. If you wonder who the Whip Woman is, it's not that important; at least for the moment. The real story is about Lash LaRue.

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Funny story: The Spoof Takes Down Gerbil Story: What Happens In The Toilet Should Stay In The Toilet

The Spoof Takes Down Gerbil Story: What Happens In The Toilet Should Stay In The Toilet

BILLINGSGATE POST: In an unprecedented reaction to outcries from feminists led by Democratic National Chairwoman, Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz, The Spoof removed "Rogue Robotic Gerbil Attack Delays Hillary Debate" from the headline position on top o...

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Funny story: Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Trump and Hillary get down to it at the Olympic with sweat boos and packed house

Mrs. Clinton having finally said "Enough!" to Mr. Trump's comments led directly to her challenge to Mr. Trump "To come on out and let's see how tough you are!" A jammed in crowd with extra seating in the rafters and TV cameras from every angle ass...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Says She will Toss Trump's Salad

Hillary Clinton Says She will Toss Trump's Salad

NEW YORK, NY - Democrat Presidential hopeful, Hillary Rodham Clinton said today that she will "Toss Trump's Salad", if he is the Republican candidate in 2016. The comment came after Donald Trump said that Hillary was "Schlonged" by Barack Obama. "...

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Funny story: The Schlongarian Candidate

The Schlongarian Candidate

BILLINGSGATE POST: Is Hillary Clinton the Schlongarian Candidate as Donald Trump asserts? What the majority of pinch-mouth prude journalists ascribe to as another vulgarity by Trump shows how deeply embedded the media is in PC journalism. Inside...

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Funny story: Trump washes ashore on California beach

Trump washes ashore on California beach

The Coast Guard was called to Redondo Beach beach earlier this day by several anonymous callers stating there is a "thing" on the beach that looks like Donald Trump. Ensign Paul Klondike told this reporter that the Coast Guard arrived at the beach...

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