WASHINGTON, DC-A Wahington based nonprofit group, the Physician's Committee for Responsible Medicine has the Obama White House fuming; they have made the first daughters, Sasha and Malia Obama the subjects of a new advertising campaign. Posters appe...
President Obama has launched a sex aid, marketing it alongside his successful lingerie business. The idea for the sex aid - to be called the "Oba-Man" - came to him after a wildly inappropriate conversation with Bill Clinton, when the former Presi...
Pres. Obama, president of the new GM,announced today that GM will no longer be building gasoline or diesel powered vehicles, all vehicles will be electric . He made an exception for the Corvette, however, which will be powered by gasoline V8's,...
Washington, D.C. - Dionne Warwick and her Psychic Friends Network channeled the spirit of the deceased Marilyn Monroe at the White House today. The séance took place in the Oval Office, where Dionne Warwick herself got Marilyn Monroe to appear, convi...
President Hava Nodinnajaquet has been sworn in as president of Iran followig his non-fixed win of a non-fixed election with non-fixed election results. The religious leader of Iran's governing body, Mullah Allmytee, swore the president in with the...
Judge Sonia Sotomayor has admitted she wears President Obama's underwear. This is not the case, as many Republicans were hoping, of her sneaking in the Commander in Chief's bedroom, finding a pair of the presidential silky boxer shorts and enjoying t...
(Washington) President Obama announced yesterday massive road construction planned nationwide enlisting aid from thousands of unemployed people. The "Pot Hole Brigade" as they've been dubbed are excited to be back working again. Finding employm...
(AP) - Washington- Offering Americans "Living Autopsies" is on of the major elements of the Obama Administration's health care reform proposal, the AP has learned. The proposal is hidden on page 876 1/2 of the more that 1,000 page document. "Gee,...
In a move intended to burnish a well-earned reputation for persistence, conservative Republicans across the land today signaled an end to their fruitless questioning of Obama's birthplace; switching instead to the far more interesting question of his...
Los Angeles - (The Dark Fright Mess): A poster of Brokebarack Mountin' actor Heath Ledger showing his face blacked up to look like Barack Obama has appeared near the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The words 'No Joker' are scrawled at the bottom. A Los...
MILWAUKEE - The Lake Michigan Beer Brewing Company of Wisconsin has just held a press conference to announce its latest beer product, Brobama Beer named after the nation's first black/white president. The idea first came to Lake Michigan Beer Brew...
As a man, I have always struggled to keep my opinions about abortion to myself. I cannot bear a child, and have no desire to inflict my point of view upon a woman whose reasons for requesting such a procedure may be far outside my comfort zone. Even so, I must agree with President Barack Obama's call for a constitutional amendment requiring the late, late, late term abortion of Rush Limbaugh...
Nairobi - Hillary Clinton was today arrested in Nairobi following Obama's comments about Kenya when he visited Ghana. Mr. Obama had referred to Kenya as a "hamburger," which according to Kenyan tradition is very embarrassing. "I was not born in th...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The nation's 'First Mama' aka Michelle Obama is throwing her husband, the 'Main Bro' a surprise birthday party to be held at the White House's Rose Garden, which is also now known as The Beer Buddies Bar. The president will be 4...
The Obama Health Care Plan, which is set for a Congressional Vote after the end of summer vacations, is over 1500 pages long and is written in very small print size technical legalesse. Researchers at the Houston School of Linguistics, however, have...
NEW YORK CITY - President Barack Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, Professor Henry Louis Gates, and Police Officer James Crowley have all agreed to film a beer commercial for Coors Light Beer. The gentlemen known collectively as "The Beer Summit Fo...
At a press conference this morning and still a little hung over from yet another beer summit last night, this one was with the Germans and those people can swill it down, President Obama named Hugh Hefner as the Bunny Czar. "Someone has to look af...
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