(MUSICMAN PRESS) Pop icon and celebrity Paris Whitney Hilton 20, was released from prison yesterday on the grounds that she had an unmentioned medical complication that prohibited her from serving the remainder of her sentence, of forty-five days. Hi...
Paris Hilton is set to be released on Monday from the Lynwood Correctional Facility where she's been doing her time.
Tel Aviv - (Ass Mess): The Israeli security/intelligence service in-house journal MyMossad Monthly has gone topless in a recruitment drive to attract a beefier type of male into the renowned spooks' agency.
Andy Murray will definitely play at Wimbledon, and stands as good a chance of winning the Men's Singles title as anyone else, says his coach.
Joseph Corre, the co-founder of the lingerie brand Agent Provocateur, has refused to accept his MBE, saying that he finds Prime Minister Tony Bliar "morally corrupt".
Thousands of conscripts who were stuffed down coalmines during World War II will receive a 'special honour' for their endeavours, outgoing Prime Minister Tony Bliar has said.
(New York) - The major 24-hour cable TV news networks have bowed to public pressure to stop reporting unimportant, non-national news stories. According to viewers, just because there is a picture or a video of an event, or a reporter nearby, doesn...
The Sacramento Kings have been in existence in Sacramento for only 23 seasons. Reggie Theus was announced today as their 21st head coach. Considering that one coach led the team for eight seasons, longevity is not sure thing for this club.
Herman Munster is the latest victim of identity theft. His social security number, mastercard number, and birthdate were all used by an overseas company to illegally purchase computer and entertainment supplies. Then, all of their bank accounts wer...
Adam "Pacman" Jones of the Tennessee Titans football team of the NFL is in trouble (again). Jones is accused of biting a bar bouncer on the ankle during a fight and shooting in February. He faces two felony counts for the incident.
England new boy Ryan Sidebottom has been axed from all forms of international cricket due to claims that he is a pirate...
Crimewatch presenter Nick Ross, 59, has been cruelly axed in cold blood after 23 years running the show. The show has helped to solve dozens of axe murders and many other serious axe crimes during its history.
Last week, our reporter Dolph Harris went to the sleepy town of Catshite in Liverpool to find out whether or not the strange sightings of an apparent 2 ton black and white spotted chicken grazing in some fat blokes shed was real.
Nick Ross, the presenter of BBC's Crimewatch for the last 40 years, has quit the show, saying he feels 'sidelined' by younger staff.
The Muslim Council of Edgware Road is enraged at the Government's smoking ban which they say will harm business for the many ethnic cafes in the "Beirut" area of London's West End.
Channel 4 bosses have unveiled a novel plan to send the Big Brother housemates on a holiday to France as part of the show, which is currently boring viewers to death.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Former US President Jimmy Carter said the USA, Israel and the European Union are dividing and oppressing the Palestinian people by reopening aid to the new Fatah government in the West Bank while denying aid to the Hamas go...
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