Reports are flooding into my office tonight stating that John Terry has been sensationally sacked as England football captain by no nonsense head coach Fabio Capello. At this point I am still waiting for confirmation, as is the case with reports that...
After days of rampant speculation, it is now official, John Terry, is no longer the captain of Coach Fabio Capello's England team. Capello speaking in front of hundreds of reporters from all over the world, including Alaska, Borneo, and Phoenix, s...
England manager Fabio Capello has dumped John Terry because of his recent antics and now is searching for a suitable replacement. "Gay as you Play" football magazine has offered Fabio some advice and offered one of their star players to captain E...
Vanessa Perroncel, the model at the centre of the John Terry Scandal, has spoken out today in a French newspaper interview, claiming that Mr Terry's penis is not as big as people would think, and "nothing to write home about". Perroncel is the for...
A clinic in Cambridge, England has claimed that signs of life and cognitive recognition does exist in people who have been declared 'Brain Dead' for years, even though they functioned in Society. A recent published study has gained acceptance afte...
John Terry, the Chelsea and England defender 'under investigation' by the tabloid 'newspapers' for allegedly shagging his former teammate's bird, may have bedded the entire Chelsea team's wives and girlfriends (WAGS), it has been alleged, by me. T...
LONDON - Executives have just announced that they will be presenting a new reality show based on the goings on of the members and 'friends' of the Premier League. A spokesperson said they had a strong desire to capitalize on the current salacious...
Now we all know our super-star footy players have not been blessed with mega-intelligence, mega-bucks, yeah! After all of the scandals surrounding or super-heroes, sex-affairs, money washing, punch ups, handbags at three paces, and Carlos Tevez, e...
Sail-sous-Couzan, France - (Merde, alors!): Legendary France 1998 World Cup coach Aimé Jacquet is staying resolutely schtum. All week long French tabloids have been scouring reports that glamorous French lingerie model Vanessa Perroncel 'might be...
Amongst all the other scandals rocking the English professional soccer world another one has risen it's ugly head! Wayne "Boom Boom" Rooney and his Missus, Coleen, are being sued for, wait for it, earning too much money! This case sets a new pr...
London - (Offside Rule): The emergency meeting comes amid premiership totty relegation fears following the alleged John Terry/Vanessa Perroncel shagging fiasco. Undisputed Premier League 'godmother' La Beckham has called for an immediate 4-4-2 dia...
As the alleged John Terry Scandal rages on allegedly unabated in the alleged daily tabloids, attention turned this morning to the alleged lady at the centre of the alleged row, Vanessa Perroncel, with both Manchester City and Arsenal allegedly declar...
As the John Terry situation started to get out of hand today, with people on both sides of the rift starting to care, the Football Association this afternoon announced that it will hold a nationwide referendum over whether or not the Chelsea defender...
More bad news for John Terry this morning, after the Home Office issued an official statement saying that the Chelsea and England defender is to be immediately stripped of his UK citizenship after the latest 'JT scandal' hit newspaper front pages.
Oxshitt, Slurry - (Ass Mess): A convoy of UK tabloid reporters has jammed the A244 Warren Lane in Oxshott Heath, Surrey amid more squalid revelations in the press about Chelsea and England captain John Terry's love life. The location was once desi...
Claiming more than 10 hands on fouls with lovers outside their marriage, Footballer's wife, Toni, has fled to Dubai with their two children and plans to file an official complaint with the Football Federation. Terry, England's Captain and potentia...
I can exclusively reveal that another high profile premiership footballer has been caught having an affair with the fiancé of another average left fullback. The unnamed international has managed to obtain a gagging order to prevent the shock of a...
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