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Funny story: LDS Church Gives Mitt Romney Weasel Of Year Award

LDS Church Gives Mitt Romney Weasel Of Year Award

BILLINGSGATE POST: Leaders of the Mormon Church in Salt Lake City unanimously voted to include one of their most faithful disciples into their pantheon of award winning weasels. To be considered for this celebrated award, a disciple must distinguis...

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Funny story: Donald Trump: "I'm Anointing The Motor City Madman as my Sergeant-at-Arms!"

Donald Trump: "I'm Anointing The Motor City Madman as my Sergeant-at-Arms!"

Donald Trump announced yesterday while he was on the campaign trail that he is "Anointing the Motor City Madman as my Sergeant-at-Arms." Ted Nugent, who was unavailable for comment yesterday and early today, may or may not accept the anointing fro...

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Funny story: Earth Will Explode Soon Due to Hot Air From 2016 Elections

Earth Will Explode Soon Due to Hot Air From 2016 Elections

Science Town, USA Scientists studying the ozone layer of the Earth were flabbergasted when they compared the hot air emissions from 2014 to the hot air emissions from 2015. "The hot air being emitted in 2015 was 18 times higher than it was in 20...

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Funny story: List of white nationalist organizations submitted to Trump for disavowal; Trump accepts all endorsements

List of white nationalist organizations submitted to Trump for disavowal; Trump accepts all endorsements

Washington, D.C. - Holding Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump to his word, a list of white nationalist organizations was submitted Tuesday to Mr. Trump. During an interview with CNN on Sunday, Mr. Trump, who was unclear what an endorsemen...

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Funny story: U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest

U. S. Constitution Found Dead in an Alley in Washington, D.C. GOP Being Held as a Person of Interest

WASHINGTON, D. C.--The Constitution was found dead last Thursday evening in a back alley, its bullet-ridden body soaked in blood. Suspiciously, article five of the Constitution, which begins, "The Congress, whenever two thirds of both houses shall d...

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Funny story: It's Trump's Charisma, Stupid

It's Trump's Charisma, Stupid

Yes, it's his charisma! Donald Trump has charisma. At the last debate, Donald Trump stood masterfully like an elephant between a Chihuahua and the Canadian Mr. Sleaze. Editor's note: Isn't Canadian Mr. Sleaze an oxymoron? Looks more like an ep...

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Funny story: Thoughts That Need To Be Thunk About For 2016

Thoughts That Need To Be Thunk About For 2016

If Donald Trump wins the Presidential election he will consider all of us to be 'losers'. If the Occupiers of the wildlife refuge took over the land there wouldn't they probably shoot all the ducks? Do the Republicans already have a smear campaign ready in case Bernie Sanders is elected based on the fact that he is Jewish, a Socialist and advanced in age? Under the definition of 'gang' wo...

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Funny story: Kanye Ridicules Cruz & Trump Rap Battle

Kanye Ridicules Cruz & Trump Rap Battle

The Donald has tried to reach out to black Americans by staging a highly contrived music battle with Ted Cruz. However, he hasn't had much success. Man nah vote for Ted Cruiser, dis dull Establishment GOP loser! Man will nah vote, dis guy a jerk! Him Cruz Canadian, nah let man jive 'n' smirk! Man never vote for nah Teddy Cruz, Trump have fi win, me man dem Teddy lose! Cruz has hi...

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Funny story: Trump Tasers Baby After Tot's Mom Breastfeeds At Rally

Trump Tasers Baby After Tot's Mom Breastfeeds At Rally

At a rally in Dallas Texas, Donald Trump asked his security for a Taser and then unapologetically used it on a 4 month old boy who had been crying. Defending his actions Trump said, "Well, the baby wouldn't stop crying, and then the mother was at...

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Funny story: Mr Trump's Small-Step Provision of a Wall is a Giant Leap for Mankind

Mr Trump's Small-Step Provision of a Wall is a Giant Leap for Mankind

Washington, D.C. - Donald Trump has just finished building the Mexico-U.S. wall, which is officially the tallest wall on Earth and, perhaps, the universe. This will go down in history as one of the most impressive engineering feats of mankind. Th...

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Funny story: Trump and Kanye West Create "Ego Trip" Brand

Trump and Kanye West Create "Ego Trip" Brand

Presidential Candidate Donald Trump and Kanye West have a new brand - Ego Trip. Ego Trip is also the name of the first two flagship products announced by the dubious duo: a rap musical track featuring The Don and Kanye, and a new cologne. At a j...

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Funny story: Trump Announces that he was hired to run for President to "weed out the dummies"

Trump Announces that he was hired to run for President to "weed out the dummies"

In a shocking announcement, the current republican presidential nominee front runner, Donald Trump has admitted to running a mock campaign. "I'm surprised someone has called me on this yet." the Donald said. "I take that back. I'm not surprise...

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Funny story: Pope: Ted Cruz Authorized To Perform Exorcisms

Pope: Ted Cruz Authorized To Perform Exorcisms

Senator Ted Cruz has mockingly been called The Executor, The Inquisitor, as well as The Prosecutor, but Pope Francis revealed that one of Cruz's true titles may be Exorcist - or maybe The Exorcisor in keeping with the spirit of his past nicknames.

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Funny story: Pope bangs his head against the wall!

Pope bangs his head against the wall!

During a papal congregation on the Mexican / US border in front of 250000 Catholic followers the Pope decided it was time to join his Jewish bretheren and commenced to bang his head against the US wall! The crowd, shocked at the sight of their hyp...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Has A Bug Up His Ass

Donald Trump Has A Bug Up His Ass

During his yearly physical, Trump's doctor discovered a two inch fire ant wedged firmly in his bowels. "No wonder he disparages women, Muslims and the disabled," Dr. Buttock was quoted as saying. Although Trump was informed that removal of said bu...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Accuses Rivals Of Cannibalism

Ted Cruz Accuses Rivals Of Cannibalism

Saying the New York Times reported it first, the Cruz campaign was distancing itself from a mailer a Cruz super pac sent out to Nevada voters describing his opponent's practices of ritual sacrifices and cannibalism. "It was a mistake to tell vote...

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Funny story: Trump Sues Himself - Pledges To Sue His Administration Once Elected

Trump Sues Himself - Pledges To Sue His Administration Once Elected

Donald Trump has pledged to sue his own administration once he is elected, this follows reports from his campaign that one of Donald Trump's companies is suing another of his companies to keep him from talking about the details of a partnership with...

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