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Funny story: Trump claims to have the biggest hands in the world

Trump claims to have the biggest hands in the world

In another bizarre rant at a press conference, the new US president has claimed that he has larger hands than anyone else in the world. He has asked the Guinness World Record organisation to verify them with an official measurement so that he can ent...

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Funny story: Trump Complains That Media Underestimated Size of His Inauguration Crowd

Trump Complains That Media Underestimated Size of His Inauguration Crowd

Washington, DC Newly-sworn in U.S. President Donald Trump spent a lot of his first full day as President complaining and tweeting that the media underestimated the size of his Inauguration crowd. "It's because they are all jealous at the HUGE amo...

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Funny story: Trump Has Shortest Inaugural Ball on Record

Trump Has Shortest Inaugural Ball on Record

Washington, DC Donald Trump, newly sworn in President of the U.S., had the shortest inaugural ball season on record. "Trump's balls totally bucked the trend. For the last few decades, the ball season has been getting longer and longer. Obama's las...

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Funny story: Trump Proposes a Revival of NASA to Conquer Space and Claim It All For America!

Trump Proposes a Revival of NASA to Conquer Space and Claim It All For America!

Washington, DC President Trump gave a press conference to announce that he had signed an executive order permitting him to control future space exploration, and to stake legal claims to anything found. "I don't think it's unfair to give the perso...

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Funny story: Trump staff flees White House, Melania follows after Trump 3:AM tweets!

Trump staff flees White House, Melania follows after Trump 3:AM tweets!

The major news organizations are reporting this morning that the entire staff of the White House was observed fleeing the White house with luggage and belongings after President Trump started tweeting at 3:AM this morning. Later in the day Melania wa...

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Funny story: Al Gore Guesses

Al Gore Guesses

Environmental campaigner and ex presidential candidate Al Gore has said he "hopes for the best" in President Trump (it will never not be hilarious writing that) and his attitude towards climate change. A subject that Mr Trump himself has dismissed as...

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Funny story: Trump supporters agree with him that he is the best President ever

Trump supporters agree with him that he is the best President ever

President Donald Trump has often pronounced that he will be the greatest ruler who ever lived. Now, barely twenty four hours into the job, most of his fans agreed. Some of them held a party in downtown Washington with a huge banner that read "Mission...

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Funny story: Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Trump to have Mexico pay for his dry-cleaning

Mexico City - The President of Mexico was furious, according to his press secretary Juan Mendoza, when it was learned that Trump had mailed his dry-cleaning bill to Mexico after eating at El Taco Mexican restaurant. "We can't help it if Trump sl...

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Funny story: Nearly 70 Democratic lawmakers now skipping to Trump's inauguration

Nearly 70 Democratic lawmakers now skipping to Trump's inauguration

An ebullient gaggle of Democratic Congress critters will skip to President-elect Donald Trump's inauguration today to demonstrate their joy in what they describe as his heartening and unifying tweets. When asked why they were not taking the bus, b...

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Funny story: Local Man Admitted to Hospital after Relatives Call Police to Report Strange Behavior

Local Man Admitted to Hospital after Relatives Call Police to Report Strange Behavior

Washington D.C. - An elderly man was admitted to the psychiatric ward of a local hospital after family members summoned police early Saturday in the 1600th block of Pennsylvania Avenue. Police reported that the man seemed to be suffering from so...

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Funny story: Dixit? Newly Appointed UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Announces South Carolina Secession from European Union

Dixit? Newly Appointed UN Ambassador Nikki Haley Announces South Carolina Secession from European Union

Following Donald Trump's appointment of South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley as the United States ambassador to the United Nations, Governor Haley sent shock waves through international economies when she announced that South Carolina citizens, by a m...

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Funny story: "Nyet P and Nyet Party For Trump in Russia" Announces Putin

"Nyet P and Nyet Party For Trump in Russia" Announces Putin

Moscow, Russia Russian head Vladimir Putin, or "Putey" as Trump refers to him, took to the airwaves to announce that there wasn't any secret party where Trump hired Russian prostitutes to urinate on the bed that Obama had slept in on HIS trip to Russ...

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Funny story: New Poll Reveals Most People Voted for Donald Trump Because They Thought it Would Keep His Reality Show Off the Air

New Poll Reveals Most People Voted for Donald Trump Because They Thought it Would Keep His Reality Show Off the Air

Los Angeles, CA The Berkeley Research Panel released a poll which revealed that most Americans, sick and tired of Trump's reality show, Celebrity Apprentice, voted for Trump simply because they figured it would keep him too busy to run more programs.

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Funny story: 'Lemmings To The Sea Award' for 2017 Bestowed to America in Only Third Week of Year

'Lemmings To The Sea Award' for 2017 Bestowed to America in Only Third Week of Year

More On, a California Think Tank has given the United States of America its dubious distinction in only the third week of the year. It's the first time a country, rather than a business or individual, has been given the award which honors 'decisions...

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Funny story: Redheads concerned how Donald Trump will affect their Image

Redheads concerned how Donald Trump will affect their Image

Being a redhead isn't easy. From being burned as witches, to being turned away from sperm banks and servers in Hawaii hesitating to serve spicy food to you, no one ever wanted to grow up to feel like the red-headed step child. Apart from the occasion...

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Funny story: Trump to Jump Sharks at Inauguration

Trump to Jump Sharks at Inauguration

Friday, January 20th 2017 Donald J. Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United States. The Trump Team is crafting quite a show. Originally rumors hinted Mr. Trump would arrive at the White House by helicopter. That plan came b...

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Funny story: Anti-war chant of sixties returns to taunt/haunt Trump at inauguration & Women's march on DC.

Anti-war chant of sixties returns to taunt/haunt Trump at inauguration & Women's march on DC.

The Associated Press is reporting this morning that a protest movement started on social media just a few days ago has exploded and tens of thousands of people will be chanting and demonstrating at the Trump inaugural and the Women's march on Washing...

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