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Funny story: World Cup Draw - The Group Of Death

World Cup Draw - The Group Of Death

Group G is officially the World Cup 'Group Of Death' matching up Brazil, North Korea, Cote D'Ivoire (Ivory Coast) and Portugal. Brazil v Portugal promises to be interesting, because although both countries share a common language, there is little...

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Funny story: Manchester United FC's Old Trafford Stadium To be Shut Down Following Allegations Of Racist Chanting

Manchester United FC's Old Trafford Stadium To be Shut Down Following Allegations Of Racist Chanting

Sensational news just in from the UK Premier League - leading UK outfit Manchester United are to have their stadium shut down following allegations that Manchester United fans indulged in racist chanting in their League Cup Quarter Final Tie against...

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Funny story: Elves Strike for better healthcare

Elves Strike for better healthcare

It could be sad Christmas for everyone, that is if an agreement can't be reached between the elves and Santa In a document filed yesterday by the UmPa Lumpa Guild it was stated that "the little fella's have been without adequate health coverage for...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Baby Growing 'At Alarming Rate'

Wayne Rooney Baby Growing 'At Alarming Rate'

Medical staff at a Manchester hospital have described as 'weird' the alarming rate at which the baby of Manchester United and England centre forward Wayne Rooney has been growing since his birth on the 2nd of November. The child, Kai Wayne (laughs...

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Funny story: Premiership bankruptcies loom as players sink under Dubai debt

Premiership bankruptcies loom as players sink under Dubai debt

London - (Rioters): The Dubai ponzi crash is threatening to bankrupt some of the UK Premier League's top players. Dozens daft enough to have bought into the Emirate's holiday homes scam face the repo man as Emirate debt collectors begin calling i...

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Funny story: Republic Of Ireland Threaten To Withdraw From World Cup

Republic Of Ireland Threaten To Withdraw From World Cup

Injustice in football is a terrible thing, and it can prove very costly, but the Irish FA have thrown caution to the wind this afternoon in an official statement regarding the injustice served upon them by referee Martin Hansson in last week's World...

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Funny story: Keane continues to protest

Keane continues to protest

The republic of Ireland's record scorer Robbie Keane is continuing his protest about the standard of refereeing, demanding a replay for the clear handball which cost his team a goal. "Wigan's goal was as clear a handball as I have ever seen and ye...

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Funny story: France v. Republic Of Ireland Match To Be Replayed With Strange Proviso

France v. Republic Of Ireland Match To Be Replayed With Strange Proviso

There was a political storm brewing in France this afternoon after it was announced that last week's crucial World Cup qualifying game between France and the Republic of Ireland, which the Frogs won after Thierry Henry had blatantly handled the ball...

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Funny story: Currant Football Headlines: Brazil Unveils Wonder Boy

Currant Football Headlines: Brazil Unveils Wonder Boy

It is generally accepted that Brazil has the lion's share of outstanding football talent. With Pele, Ronaldo (the original, not the Portugese Thai lady-boy) and Ronaldinho not to mention Robinho and the various newcomers to the scene, talent has n...

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Funny story: Ireland to declare war on France

Ireland to declare war on France

The Irish Government is today,EU rules permitting,expected to declare war on France.It will be a wildly popular move amongst a financially, emotionally and psychologically traumatized Irish people. The road to war has been inevitable since Wednesd...

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Funny story: Irish ask FA and SFA for invasion replay

Irish ask FA and SFA for invasion replay

The Irish today asked the FA and SFA for a replay of their invasion and settlement by English and Scottish incomers that culminated in the total defeat of Ireland in the early 1600s. Ireland had never been a single nation until it was colonised by...

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Funny story: Thief'ry Hand'ry: "France 'accidently' qualified for the 2010 World Cup Finals!"

Thief'ry Hand'ry: "France 'accidently' qualified for the 2010 World Cup Finals!"

Stade De France: France 1-1 Rep. of Ireland. Thief'ry Hand'ry handles the ball twice before laying the ball off to William Gallas to put into the net, and give France an all important match equaliser and aggregate lead minutes from the end of extra-...

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Funny story: Cheating, bent, corrupt French slither through, the HAND certainly not of Mon Dieu!

Cheating, bent, corrupt French slither through, the HAND certainly not of Mon Dieu!

The brave, fighting, bulldog Irish nearly stuffed the French Football team yesterday, only an act of pure corruption allowed the "Froggies" to hop through! The whole world saw it, only the blind, stupid, bought Ref didn't! Who wants the Irish w...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Plastic Surgery Plan Hits Snag

Wayne Rooney Plastic Surgery Plan Hits Snag

There was consternation at Old Trafford this afternoon when officials there reported that the facial plastic surgery planned for Manchester United and England forward and new daddy, Wayne Rooney, had already "encountered difficulties". Apparently,...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney To Have Muzzle Fitted

Wayne Rooney To Have Muzzle Fitted

News just in from Old Trafford is that Manchester United and Englad forward Wayne Rooney is to attempt to curb his enthusiasm for criticising anything that moves, by having a muzzle fitted. Rooney is to be penalised by the FA for making comments t...

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Funny story: Hull City Sign Unknown Striker

Hull City Sign Unknown Striker

Hull City today made a statement of intent way ahead of the January transfer window by sealing a deal to sign an unknown striker to bolster their forward line, in a bid to climb out of the Premier League relegation zone. The player, who, as I alre...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Baby To Be Known As "Erm"

Wayne Rooney Baby To Be Known As "Erm"

Manchester United and Engand dolt Wayne Rooney and his wife Coleen celebrated the birth of their first child recently, and have announced that, though the baby boy has been named Kai (laughs), he will most likely be known around the house as "Erm".

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