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Funny story: Trump Exposed As "Drumpfy The Red Baboon"

Trump Exposed As "Drumpfy The Red Baboon"

In recent news, Donald Trump has denied allegations that he escaped from the Bronx Zoo in the early 1980s. This comes despite multiple sources of proof and science based evidence that have been stacked against the famed businessman turned presidenti...

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Funny story: US Citizens Embarassed By Donald Trump Pose As Canadians When Abroad

US Citizens Embarassed By Donald Trump Pose As Canadians When Abroad

Fueling a spike in sales of all things Canadian, Americans going overseas are depleting store stocks, especially of sports gear, in the US and abroad. While visiting France, Brendy Wells and her boyfriend Scott Winter were soon tired of explainin...

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Funny story: Trump anger management program backfires

Trump anger management program backfires

Presidential candidate Donald Trump has moved on strongly with his anger management program, including a new line of WSP tee shirts, black on white. Campaign directors explained that yes there is a lot of anger and it needs to be channeled for Tru...

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Funny story: Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

Trump: I Will Wear Pink Hillary Pantsuit If Defeated By Little Marco In Florida

BILLINGSGATE POST: A confident Donald Trump vowed to wear a pink Hillary pantsuit in the next debate if he is defeated by Little Marco in the Florida primary tomorrow. The counter-punching billionaire, stung by Little Marco's reference to his sma...

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Funny story: Trump Supporters Sucker Punch Barack Obama

Trump Supporters Sucker Punch Barack Obama

Washington, DC As Donald Trump was wrapping up another racist rant, Barack Obama slipped away from his Secret Service agents to go up to the stage to chastise Trump for his racist and sexist stances. All of a sudden, a Trump supporter rushed up an...

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Funny story: Donald Trump: "White sizses matter!"

Donald Trump: "White sizses matter!"

At a rally in Fayetteville, North Carolina yesterday presidential candidate Donald Trump said to a enthusiastic crowd, "You better believe it, white size matters! Just ask Micro Marco!" The crowd roared its approval. "You know they say, it's not t...

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Funny story: Cries to "Show the Dome" pour in as Trump's Honesty called into question.

Cries to "Show the Dome" pour in as Trump's Honesty called into question.

As lie after lie is piled on by current leading Republican Presidential nominee, Donald Trump, most reasonable people have called into question his self proclaimed virtue of "telling it like it is." "I tell it like it is, and that is why everybody...

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Funny story: Hillary Blames Coughing Spasms On Bernie's Popcorn Farts

Hillary Blames Coughing Spasms On Bernie's Popcorn Farts

BILLINGSGATE POST: A mere coincidence. I think not. On "Face the Nation" Sunday, John Dickerson asked Hillary Clinton about the coughing spasm she had in the last debate with Bernie Sanders. Hillary responded by saying, "John, I would rather not t...

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Funny story: "Waller" Movement Wants To Build A Wall Around Trump

"Waller" Movement Wants To Build A Wall Around Trump

They call themselves Wallarous, it rhymes with kangaroos, and it's short for Wall Around Trump. They are supporters of the growing worldwide Waller movement that seeks to rein in Donald Trump's presidential ambitions by building a wall around the blo...

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Funny story: Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

Debate: Rubio exposes himself! Trump suspends campaign!

The media is calling it the most disgusting debate in the history of US political campaigns! Last night at the GOP debate, the 2016 campaign for Pre3sident of the United States reached a new low in this year of rude, crude and unattractive democra...

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Funny story: 'Trump University taught valuable lessons,' says former student. 'Like Trump is an asshole.'

'Trump University taught valuable lessons,' says former student. 'Like Trump is an asshole.'

NEW YORK, Ny - The line of students claiming that the education they received from Trump University was as worthless as the bogus brochures that first enticed them is about as long as a Trump Tower turned on its side. In two sworn depositions take...

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Funny story: After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal

After the Debate...Trump, Cruz, Rubio exchange barbs at urinal

Last night's Republican debate in Detroit was only half the story. Our intrepid Senior Reporter, Dale Petrie has a nose for news, which fortunately for him was plugged, because to get the real dirt, he hid in the restroom at the Fox Theater. Here is...

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Funny story: Republican Candidates for President Pressured to Release Their Anatomical Endowments

Republican Candidates for President Pressured to Release Their Anatomical Endowments

Detroit, MI--After Donald Trump revealed at the Republican debate that he was "huge," in response to Marco Rubio's implicit criticism of the size of his genitals, all of the candidates now vying for the Republican nomination are being asked to releas...

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Funny story: LDS Church Gives Mitt Romney Weasel Of Year Award

LDS Church Gives Mitt Romney Weasel Of Year Award

BILLINGSGATE POST: Leaders of the Mormon Church in Salt Lake City unanimously voted to include one of their most faithful disciples into their pantheon of award winning weasels. To be considered for this celebrated award, a disciple must distinguis...

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Funny story: Donald Trump: "I'm Anointing The Motor City Madman as my Sergeant-at-Arms!"

Donald Trump: "I'm Anointing The Motor City Madman as my Sergeant-at-Arms!"

Donald Trump announced yesterday while he was on the campaign trail that he is "Anointing the Motor City Madman as my Sergeant-at-Arms." Ted Nugent, who was unavailable for comment yesterday and early today, may or may not accept the anointing fro...

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Funny story: Earth Will Explode Soon Due to Hot Air From 2016 Elections

Earth Will Explode Soon Due to Hot Air From 2016 Elections

Science Town, USA Scientists studying the ozone layer of the Earth were flabbergasted when they compared the hot air emissions from 2014 to the hot air emissions from 2015. "The hot air being emitted in 2015 was 18 times higher than it was in 20...

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Funny story: List of white nationalist organizations submitted to Trump for disavowal; Trump accepts all endorsements

List of white nationalist organizations submitted to Trump for disavowal; Trump accepts all endorsements

Washington, D.C. - Holding Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump to his word, a list of white nationalist organizations was submitted Tuesday to Mr. Trump. During an interview with CNN on Sunday, Mr. Trump, who was unclear what an endorsemen...

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