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Funny story: Premiership manager caught with pants down

Premiership manager caught with pants down

A PREMIER League manager spent more than an hour in the company of hookers in a "Thai" vice den, Simon Dogbreath a leading gambler has his money on Avram Grant at 2/1, Gary Megson at 6/1 and an outsider of 20/1 on Harry Rednapp 'Its easy youve j...

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Funny story: Hull City Sack Phil Brown, Appoint Mark Hughes

Hull City Sack Phil Brown, Appoint Mark Hughes

Dramatic news in East Yorkshire in the last few minutes after Hull City announced they have terminated the contract of Phil Brown and have already appointed his successor, the former Manchester City manager, Mark Hughes. Sources close to the club...

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Funny story: Mark Hughes sacked by rich Arabs claiming, "there is only one Nr1 and that's certainly not you!"

Mark Hughes sacked by rich Arabs claiming, "there is only one Nr1 and that's certainly not you!"

"Another one bites the dust" and after 200 million quids worth of investment, on the up and up, semi-final of the Carling cup, numero 6 in the Premiership, it is just not f*****g good enough, imbecile! Mark Hughes has been forced to bow to the mo...

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Funny story: Manchester city sensationally sack Roberto Mancini

Manchester city sensationally sack Roberto Mancini

Just 24 hours after appointing Roberto Mancini as manager, Manchester city have announced they have sacked him following today's performance. Although City weren't scheduled to play their next game until next week, sources close to the city bosse...

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Funny story: Hull City Manager Phil Brown Blames Latest Defeat On Arsenal Players

Hull City Manager Phil Brown Blames Latest Defeat On Arsenal Players

Beleaguered Hull City manager Phil Brown has reacted furiously to claims that his team's latest defeat at the hands of Arsenal at the weekend was down to his poor team selection, and has made an amazing counter-claim, laying the blame squarely at the...

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Funny story: Soccer Announcer Skoob Interiews Bill Parcells over Rumour "Big Tuna" Set to Help Bail Out Man U!

Soccer Announcer Skoob Interiews Bill Parcells over Rumour "Big Tuna" Set to Help Bail Out Man U!

Hot Soccer announcer Skoob1999, appearing without co-host Erin Andrews who was reportedly out with a bad case of goose bumps due to an extended case of recorded nakedness, landed "a big one" in the aftermath of bloodletting at the management level of...

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Funny story: Britshit Airways, better known as BA (Big Arseholes) claim the "Chrissy" strike is illegal, handcuffed workers seen being Goosestepped into planes!

Britshit Airways, better known as BA (Big Arseholes) claim the "Chrissy" strike is illegal, handcuffed workers seen being Goosestepped into planes!

BA, alias Britshit Airways, have won a legal battle and now the Christmas strike has been proclaimed illegal. The BA, CEO, obviously hacked into a Jaggedone "Chrissy" gem Spoof and then realised how dramatic the situation had become with desperate...

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Funny story: Paul Gascoigne Arrested For Being A Piss-Head

Paul Gascoigne Arrested For Being A Piss-Head

Former England football star Paul Gascoigne was this morning arrested for being drunk and disorderly. He was found wandering the streets of Newcastle naked by police officers, who had been tipped off about 'a drunk naked man' who had been annoyin...

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Funny story: Sir Eltons John's Desperate Bid To Save Watford FC

Sir Eltons John's Desperate Bid To Save Watford FC

Watford FC today declared themselves to be in state of 'fucked up' after admitting the club may soon go into administration should they not raise the funds needed to stay alive. Former club owner, and fudge-packer, Sir Elton John has declared his...

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Funny story: BA Strike - Willie Walsh Wont Wash his Willy

BA Strike - Willie Walsh Wont Wash his Willy

(Defecated News) Union reps yesterday confirmed that all BA cabin staff registered with the union the LUC (Lazy Ungrateful Cunts) would stage a twelve day strike. In a shocking turn of events, BA Chief Executive Willie Walsh released a press state...

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Funny story: Climate Change Deniers Strike Their Tents

Climate Change Deniers Strike Their Tents

Dateline Copenhagen. Global Warming and Climate Change Deniers have unconditionally surrendered to the Settled Science Consensus. A spokesman for the Deniers, Rudy Waltz, announced they have examined the research of the advocates of stopping th...

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Funny story: England want to avoid everybody at the World Cup, they demand a free BYE to the final!

England want to avoid everybody at the World Cup, they demand a free BYE to the final!

England have protested to the FIFA about everything and every other participating team in the World Cup 2010 and have demanded a free BYE to the Final! This extraordinary request is based upon the following facts: A) The home nation are African and have no right to be there? B) France are a bunch of cheats, lyers and Poofs and have Platini backing them. C) Spain are too good and should...

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Funny story: Hearts Team To Take Up Rollerball

Hearts Team To Take Up Rollerball

After playing feebly so far all season, all the players of Scottish Premier League team Heart of Midlothian F.C. announced that they were quitting football and switching to playing rollerball instead. 'We're just too tough and physical for footbal...

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Funny story: Wife Reveals How Skoob1999 Got His Pen Name

Wife Reveals How Skoob1999 Got His Pen Name

The wife of popular Spoof writer Skoob1999 has finally revealed how her husband chose his pen name. While he has stated that it was based on his love of reading and that it was actually "books" spelled backwards, she has come forth with the truth an...

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Funny story: Everton Salvage Point With Last Gasp Penalty Save

Everton Salvage Point With Last Gasp Penalty Save

From trailing by two goals at Goodison Park, Everton staged a rousing comeback to level the scores, only to have a penalty kick awarded against them deep into stoppage time. Everton keeper Tim Howard, did a 'Barthez at Fulham' impression, delaying...

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Funny story: U.S. and England in Same World Cup Draw; Americans Don't Give A Rat's Ass

U.S. and England in Same World Cup Draw; Americans Don't Give A Rat's Ass

The United States and England are in the same draw in the World Cup. They will play their first game against each other during the summer. Americans, however, seem not to be very excited about the event. "Soccer? Who cares?" These were the sen...

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Funny story: England And USA Drawn Together In World Cup.

England And USA Drawn Together In World Cup.

The England football team are all set to resume hostilities with their colonial cousins and War Of Independence rivals in the 2010 World Cup in South Africa. Also in group C are Algeria, and Slovenia, neither of whom, quite frankly, are up to much...

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