Wayne Bridge has pulled out! The left back says he does not want to shoot and he has opted for spilling it on the City of Manchester turf. "I don't want sloppy seconds. Ashley Cole, John Terry, all the others, they've all got stuck in before me. The...
ABE (Anyone But England) World Cup T-Shirts are currently the rage in Scotland, Germany, Ireland and Argentina but have caused quite a stir because they're being branded as RACIST (especially when being worn by Germans) by BNP leader, Nick griffin.
David and Victoria Beckham are thought to have made a bid for Aston Villa. The couple have been searching for a new home and Victoria was heard to ask her husband "What about a villa?' David Beckham has told close friends that he has fallen in love w...
In a shock twist to the dark comedy surrounding Portsmouth football club, the government has announced that it is stepping in to bail out the ailing Premier League club. "We believe that allowing the club to collapse would do lasting damage to the...
Portsmouth, the Premier League football club with mounting, unpayable debts, have decided to take drastic action ahead of Friday's scheduled winding-up order, and have appointed a team of administrators. By entering into administration, Pompey wil...
Rio Ferdinand, the Manchester United defender who recently found himself the unwitting recipient of John Terry's misfortune when the Chelsea star was relieved of the England team captaincy, himself had the misfortune to lose the armband on Sunday - b...
In an off guard moment at Manchester United's Carrington training complex this morning, Sir Alex Ferguson refused to deny that he had an eye on Everton strikers Jack Rodwell and Dan Gosling, who played major roles in destroying United at Goodison Par...
As Manchester City's form continues to plummet, a desperate Roberto Mancini has pleaded for help from the public to be on the lookout for his AWOL striker, Carlos Tevez. Luckily for him, the public have responded with comments on the website he ha...
Dynamo Moscow are one of the most famous names in European football. Just after the second world war they visited England and played against Chelsea, thus providing an early link between Russia and the West London team. Despite the long, proud history Dynamo Moscow are about as popular as a dissident at Putin's datcha. Could this be that Dynamo Moscow are the team of the KGB? When the commen...
The pipedream of financially stricken Rangers being owned by its loyal and dignified supporters moved closer after a Scottish expatriate multi billionaire last night announced plans to buy out the Ibrox club from Moonbeams International Holdings.
Sports analyst Doctor Michael Kane today attempted to explain Burnley's miserable Premier League away form to legions of disappointed fans. Reeling Burnley today squirmed as they were mercilessly battered into submission 5-2 by Aston Villa. Many p...
The BBC is facing a flood of complaints following Alan Hansen's shock comment that "Ferdinand dealt with that well". The Match of the Day studio fell into a stunned silence before host Gary Lineker, visibly shocked, moved on to highlights from the Re...
The Premier League fined relegation threatened Wolverhampton Wanderers for being totally crap when they lost 3-0 to Manchester United last December. Manager Mick McCarthy defended his team selection by saying that he picked a team that was in the...
It is reported that an irate oil tycoon has expressed an interest in bank-rolling a Premiership club on the proviso that the squad be made up entirely of professional gay footballers. The highly paid sport is renowned for the lack of desire of up...
Hull City manager Phil Brown might be a lot of things, but he is certainly a realist. The sunbaked Tigers boss told reporters from the Hull Daily Mail today that, whilst other clubs were competing to get into the Premier League European places, his t...
Today at the Stamford Bridge brothel Chelsea FC unveiled their new Russian signing. Houdyanika Bolakov, formerly of Torpedo Chernobyl, has signed for an undisclosed fee-although rumours suggest it was in the region of two balloons and a gold fish.
In an eventful week during which our national game has hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons, it's reassuring to know that Liverpool Football Club are proudly flying the flag. The Reds continue their Europa League odyssey this Thursday when...
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