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Funny story: Dr. Phil To Host Next Trump/Cruz Debate

Dr. Phil To Host Next Trump/Cruz Debate

America's favorite TV therapist is going to tackle the crack-up of the Donald Trump and Ted Cruz bromance. "These guys have a lot of anger they are expressing, but we really need to get to the root causes of their co-dependent mutually destructive...

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Funny story: Batman Unanimously Named Republican Presidential Candidate

Batman Unanimously Named Republican Presidential Candidate

By wild acclamation, Republicans have elected Batman to run as the party's presidential nominee. Donald Trump, claiming that he owns Gotham City, railed against the convention's decision. "I bet Batman's dick is just, full-throttle, 2 inches lon...

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Funny story: Zika Tourism: The Hopeful Side of a Plague

Zika Tourism: The Hopeful Side of a Plague

Gibsonton Fl: There is a well known but little discussed community of unemployed, self proclaimed "freaks" who've eked out a parcel of land in Gibsonton Florida. Men with scales, women with beards, "children" born during the Carter administration sta...

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Funny story: American Political Dictionary (updated for the Age of Trump)

American Political Dictionary (updated for the Age of Trump)

The 4th edition of the American Political Dictionary has just been published. Below is an excerpt. Available at bookstores nowhere. Active Shooter n. A white wingnut and/or terrorist with an assault weapon exercising his Second Amendment rights. See National Rifle Association. Alternative Facts. n. a rhetorical device employed by political surrogates of questionable character when re...

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Funny story: Trump Inaugurates "Trump Madrasa" to sign up muslims, then immediately ban them.

Trump Inaugurates "Trump Madrasa" to sign up muslims, then immediately ban them.

Coming off what he describes as a "huge success" in Trump University, Donald Trump held a ribbon cutting ceremony inaugurating his next education venture, "Trump Madrasa," and describes it as "a fabulous initiative" to have muslims self-identify and...

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Funny story: 2016 Election: A New Woody Allen Film

2016 Election: A New Woody Allen Film

If you haven't already guessed, the 2016 election is really a Woody Allen film plot. Donald Trump, to be portrayed by Alec Baldwin, is a closet Democrat and a Hillary Clinton supporter, portrayed by Angela Lansbury. Donald never wanted to be pres...

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Funny story: Trump Receives Award From The Letter

Trump Receives Award From The Letter

At a press conference in Snohomish, WA, the self-described "alphabet capital of the world," the letter I (pronounced "eye") announced that presidential candidate Donald Trump would receive the 2015-2016 award for most use of an important letter as a...

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Funny story: Orange Shirt Trump Troopers expand to fiifty states, start citizen arrests!

Orange Shirt Trump Troopers expand to fiifty states, start citizen arrests!

The Donald Trump campaign confirmed in a written statement this morning that the Orange Shirt Trump Troopers have been organized in all of the fifty states. According to the statement, plans are also in the works to open private prisons in most state...

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Funny story: Trump Will Make the Space Shuttle Air Force One

Trump Will Make the Space Shuttle Air Force One

New York, NY Donald Trump announced some of the changes he will make when he becomes President of the United States. "For starters, I will be replacing Air Force One. My own plane is much nicer so I think the only comparable thing the government h...

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Funny story: Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and John Oliver to Quit if Trump Loses

Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and John Oliver to Quit if Trump Loses

NEW YORK, NY - In a rare act of unanimity, late night television hosts, Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers and John Oliver have announced they will step down if Donald Trump does not become the Republican candidate for President of the United...

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Funny story: Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform

Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform

BILLINGSGATE POST: The haute couture firm of Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been selected to design the prison uniform of Hillary Clinton pending her expected indictment by the Justice Department it was announced this morning by MSNBC's fashionable host, Ra...

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Funny story: Sherrif Joe Arpaio Tied To Pink Panty BDSM Ring

Sherrif Joe Arpaio Tied To Pink Panty BDSM Ring

Not that there is anything wrong with that--infamous anti-immigrant and law and order Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, was discovered to be part of a BDSM ring where he was paddled while wearing pink panties. In the ultimate irony, Sheriff Joe, or Sheriff of...

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Funny story: Trump to be new 'Top Gear' presenter

Trump to be new 'Top Gear' presenter

In a shock move, the BBC announced today that Matt le Blanc would be replaced by the potential Republican nominee, Donald Trump, if he fails to win the presidency later this year. Le Blanc, who disgraced himself earlier this week by eating doughnu...

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Funny story: North Korean Despot Kim Jong-Un Endorses Donald Trump

North Korean Despot Kim Jong-Un Endorses Donald Trump

Pyongyang, North Korea A long-time admirer of Donald Trump, North Korean dictator and hater of the United States Kim Jong-Un gave a strong endorsement today for Donald Trump in the 2016 Presidential race. "I have learned many things from watching...

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Funny story: Orange shirt "Trump Troopers" replace Secret Service as Trump security detail!

Orange shirt "Trump Troopers" replace Secret Service as Trump security detail!

The press corps following Donald Trump was shocked this morning as Trump left his hotel in Fayetteville, North Carolina. He was accompanied by a group of twelve men wearing orange shirts with black arm bands that read TRUMP TROOPERS! A small bolt...

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Funny story: Trump "Disendows" David Duke On Live TV

Trump "Disendows" David Duke On Live TV

Donald Trump spoke to CNNs Jake Tapper to finally clear up his view on the KKKs endorsement of him. "You want me to disendow David Duke, I disendow him, alright?" Trump's statement actually did little to settle the controversy. When Jake asked Tru...

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Funny story: Trump Proposes Country Invest In "Trump Dollars"

Trump Proposes Country Invest In "Trump Dollars"

New York, NY Businessman and U.S. Presidential candidate Donald Trump convinced a gathering of his supporters to convert their cash into "Trump Dollars" today. He says that everyone should. "You get one Trump Dollar for every two U.S. dollars. Bel...

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