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Funny story: Liverpool Fans In No Mood To Forgive Hicks Jr E-Mail

Liverpool Fans In No Mood To Forgive Hicks Jr E-Mail

"Blow me, ****face. Go to hell. I'm sick of you." The above is a facsimile copy of an e-mail sent to a Liverpool supporter by Tom Hicks Jr, son of Liverpool FC co-owner, Tom Hicks, in the early hours of Saturday. The overheated response came in...

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Funny story: Jesus' Image Appears On Beckham

Jesus' Image Appears On Beckham

Not content with appearing in tea leaves, blueberry muffins and even naan breads, Jesus Christ has found another way of getting his mugshot on telly. The Christian mogul has now decided to appear on David Beckham's torso. The image was revealed...

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Funny story: Football Manager Sacked For Innapropriate Togo Gag

Football Manager Sacked For Innapropriate Togo Gag

Football manager, Juan Knill, has been sacked with immediate effect after making a joke about the Togo national team shooting at a press conference. Speaking in his usual incomprehensible West Country accent, Knill said: 'Before we start this pres...

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Funny story: Hull City Happy With Chelsea Result - Brown

Hull City Happy With Chelsea Result - Brown

PL strugglers Hull City are 'over the moon' with the result of their postponed fixture with leaders Chelsea at the weekend, says manager Phil Brown. City's match was called of due to ice and snow, not on the pitch, but in areas surrounding the KC...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Happy

Sir Alex Happy

After a cup game against Halifax Town, where the scores were even after 90 minutes and in the 65th minute of injury time, Manchester United were granted special permission to bring on their 12th substitute and Sir Bobby Charlton hit the winner. Si...

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Funny story: British government tells England to quit World Cup after deadly attack

British government tells England to quit World Cup after deadly attack

England's footballers are being told that they must not attend this year's World Cup in South Africa, after a deadly attack on their cities for years by Germans left their team bus destroyed in London. Tens of thousands were killed across the coun...

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Funny story: Togo footy attack was a complete "Balls Up", they thought Didier Drogba was in the bus!

Togo footy attack was a complete "Balls Up", they thought Didier Drogba was in the bus!

The horrendous attack on the Togo soccer team bus was a complete and utter BALLS and COCK UP! The attackers actually wanted to attack Chelsea's fabulous diving, whinging centre forward, Didier Drogba who plays for the Ivory Coast! Being an imme...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson to become a Premiership Referee on his 'retirement' as Man Utd Manager!

Sir Alex Ferguson to become a Premiership Referee on his 'retirement' as Man Utd Manager!

Old Trafford: Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, who has been putting himself in the firing line of the FA's disciplinary committee by criticizing the performance of match referees, is now destined to become one himself. Sir Alex is...

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Funny story: January transfer news

January transfer news

Manchester city have put in a world record bid of £200 million for the football club "Bayern Munich". City boss, Roberto Mancini, is said to be keen to work with several players from the club and because he feels he wants "most" of the Bayern pla...

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Funny story: Patrick Viera signs for Man City while Utd offer Roy "Frog killer" Keane a contract too!

Patrick Viera signs for Man City while Utd offer Roy "Frog killer" Keane a contract too!

After Man City's shock signing of veteran Patrick Viera their rivals, Man Utd have decided to revitalise Roy "Keano" Keane to combat the "loud mouthed" Frenchman. It was always war when Viera/Arsenal met Keano/Man Utd on the field and many sponsor...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Taken To Hospital in Drunk and Comatose State; No Change After 24 Hours Except He's Less Drunk

Spoof Writer Taken To Hospital in Drunk and Comatose State; No Change After 24 Hours Except He's Less Drunk

Spoof writer and union rabble rouser Ian Skoobinski was taken to a local hospital after being discovered in a drunk and catatonic state. His wife found him passed out by his favorite recliner and in front of their television set. A study of televis...

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Funny story: Man City Table Leeds United Bid

Man City Table Leeds United Bid

World's richest football club Manchester City have shocked the footballing community this afternoon ahead of the January transfer window by slapping in a transfer bid to buy the entire Leeds United team after the Yorkshiremen defeated City's city riv...

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Funny story: Billy Connolly To Take The Reins At Turf Moor

Billy Connolly To Take The Reins At Turf Moor

Following Owen Coyle's shock defection to Bolton Wanderers, Burnley Chairman, Frank Sideboard this evening announced that the Premier League club already had it's eye on a possible successor. "We're giving serious consideration to offering Billy C...

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Funny story: Hull City Allowed Wigan FA Cup Win

Hull City Allowed Wigan FA Cup Win

Hull City manager Phil Brown has confirmed that his team's FA Cup 3rd round exit at Wigan Athletic was due to the fact that the Latics 'need' to have a good 'Cup run' was greater than that of the Tigers, and he had, therefore, ordered his City player...

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Funny story: Football Coach Fired for Refusing to Let Tight End Come Out of Closet!

Football Coach Fired for Refusing to Let Tight End Come Out of Closet!

Division 6 College Football Coach of the Year, Elmer 'Stuff 'em ' McFlintlock, who took the 'Red Peckers' to a state championship, and a pending TV bowl game, was fired today due to allegations he had unlawfully imprisoned a scholarship player who re...

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Funny story: Portsmouth FC Bankrupt?

Portsmouth FC Bankrupt?

In breaking news, we've just been informed that Portsmouth FC could possibly be declared bankrupt as early as next week. If these reports are confirmed it would be disastrous for the south coast Premiership club, famed for its fanatical and vocife...

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Funny story: Hull City Stun Manchester United

Hull City Stun Manchester United

There was drama in East Yorkshire yesterday afternoon when Hull City, the Premiership whipping boys, stunned current champions Manchester United with a fantastic display at the KC Stadium. The Tigers, languishing in 19th spot, and destined for the...

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