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Funny story: Melania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President

Melania Admits that Trump is Not Fit to be President

New York, NY - Melania Trump now agrees with the the media. President Donald J. Trump is not fit to be President. "Donald is unfit, simply unfit," Melania allegedly told her security detail. Melania, who still lives in New York, is Donald Trum...

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Funny story: Trump to moon the Moon

Trump to moon the Moon

Trump Wall, AZ - During a ground-breaking ceremony speech today, Trump outlined his goals for NASA. Local reporters are scratching their heads trying to see what the details of the Trump space program have to do with the wall or anything for that mat...

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Funny story: Trump Signs Yet Another Executive Order Banning Poverty

Trump Signs Yet Another Executive Order Banning Poverty

POTUS Donald J. Trump has worked quickly and furiously with his new presidential pen like a kid with new sneakers who swears he can jump higher and run faster. So far he has done everything he can to prove he is faster and jumps higher by issuing app...

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Funny story: The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!

The Queen to have Trump's anchor baby!

Buckingpig Palace - The Queen's obstetrician, Dr. P. Ussey, revealed to TheSpoof.com gossip column today that the the Queen is expecting a boy sometime in July. The father is known to be Trump. The Queen, running slightly low on funds by a few...

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Funny story: Trump's 'OOMPA LOOMPA' Tweet Causes Mass Hysteria - Opinion Divided

Trump's 'OOMPA LOOMPA' Tweet Causes Mass Hysteria - Opinion Divided

Donald Trump caused a global media frenzy over his latest tweet, "OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPETY DOO", leading to Martial Law being declared in eighty countries overnight. With DEFCON II about to be formally declared, mass civil unrest and hysteria seems...

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Funny story: Double Dutchman, Geert Wilders, has better hair than Trump he claims!

Double Dutchman, Geert Wilders, has better hair than Trump he claims!

They might be on the same wave length as far as politics go, but they are a million miles away from each other when it comes down to hair! Geert Wilders, huge fan of Donald, and vice versa, Donald loves Geert, have many things in common, HATE, HAT...

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Funny story: Putin hacked the Super Bowl

Putin hacked the Super Bowl

Moscow - Putin held a parade in Red Square Monday to celebrate the KGB victory in America's Super Bowl. Whistle-blower Alexakranicov Lexippenin reports that the Bose head sets were "totally hacked, comrade! " He explained how Putin gained total c...

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Funny story: Trump Administration Setting Up Roadblocks to Prevent Alec Baldwin from Getting to SNL Studios

Trump Administration Setting Up Roadblocks to Prevent Alec Baldwin from Getting to SNL Studios

New York, NY Many varied sources have reported that they have received info from White House insiders that the whole American Defense Department is now concentrated on preventing Alec Baldwin from making it to the Saturday Night Live studios to do an...

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Funny story: Sean Spicer Is Very Sad Because of Mean SNL Parody

Sean Spicer Is Very Sad Because of Mean SNL Parody

Washington, DC Trump Press Secretary Sean Spicer wept bitter tears as he described the utter despair and sadness he felt when he was played by Melissa McCarthy in a Saturday Night Live skit last Saturday. "It was just plain mean and they need to d...

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Funny story: Trump nominates Tom Brady for Congressional Medal of Honor!

Trump nominates Tom Brady for Congressional Medal of Honor!

The news media is on fire this morning over President Donald Trump's midnight tweet saying he is nominating Quarterback Tom Brady for the Congressional Medal of Honor! "Tom is a hero among heroes,' tweeted Trump, "risking his life to defeat our enemi...

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Funny story: Posthoorn Interview no. 7: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Scots prepper'?

Posthoorn Interview no. 7: Tom 'Brexit prepper' or 'Scots prepper'?

Tom, from Scotland, has lived in The Netherlands since 1972 and has a Dutch wife. With Brexit looming, and maybe having to leave the Netherlands, Tom is prepping himself to live back in Scotland. As the reporter of the world famous weekly newspap...

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Funny story: King Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis

King Tweet and his courtiers to enter collective therapy in aircraft carrier commanded by General Mattis

Stressed after two weeks of hectic executive ordering, Mr. Trump and his entourage will take a break aboard the USS Blue Note, with Mad Dog assuming the helm. General Mattis is reported as having opted out of the therapy, which will take place bel...

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Funny story: Trump Tries to Fix White House Leaks

Trump Tries to Fix White House Leaks

Washington, DC - Over the past few nights President Donald Trump has been waking up frustrated by all the leaks in the White House. Sources close to Trump report that Trump himself has called in the plumber to fix the leaks but he believes the plumb...

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Funny story: Bowling Green Suicide Sinkhole Apprehended After Its Latest Massacre

Bowling Green Suicide Sinkhole Apprehended After Its Latest Massacre

Bowling Green, KY-Yelling "Allahu Akbar!" the suicide sinkhole that attacked eight Corvettes in the Corvette Museum in February of 2012 reappeared today, in Kellyanne Conway's imagination, to unleash on the midsize town of 63,000 souls a horrendo...

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Funny story: Seven Heart Attacks In First Two Weeks For President Trump

Seven Heart Attacks In First Two Weeks For President Trump

President Donald Trump may go in to the history books yet again, this time for having even more heart attacks than President Ronald Reagan: In office for just two weeks, the new president has already had seven heart attacks. It's normal for presid...

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Funny story: Trump agrees soon-to-be-defunct national parks to be sold

Trump agrees soon-to-be-defunct national parks to be sold

In 2014, Ranchers in Oregon protested the federal government's right to own protected lands. They contended that land cannot be owned on behalf of the public by government entities. The ranchers armed themselves & occupied Malheur National Wildli...

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Funny story: Groundhog predicts four more years of lunacy

Groundhog predicts four more years of lunacy

It is the yearly event that shines the spotlight on small town America and all its homely, simplistic, racist ways. Today is Groundhog Day, a yearly festival where a furry mammal gives a random prediction on the future, like a rodent Nostradamus.

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