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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

Jessica Simpson Shocker IQ--180!

(Hollywood--CA) In front of a gathering of reporters at the Regent-Beverly Wilshire hotel, Jessica Simpson calmly said: "I'm about to drop a bomb." After a second, there was a loud windbreak. "And now the news. I have a 180 I.Q.&q...

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Funny story: Rushdie Honour Revealed as MI5 Plot

Rushdie Honour Revealed as MI5 Plot

The controversial knighting of author Salman Rushdie in the Queen's Birthday Honours List has been revealed as a plot by MI5 to end the drain on public funds of protecting him.

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Funny story: EastEnders Sex Warnings Applauded By Young Viewers

EastEnders Sex Warnings Applauded By Young Viewers

An attempt by EastEnders producers to warn young people about the dangers of 'sex', was a success, says the BBC, with switchboards jammed and emails pouring in to its website.

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Funny story: JFK and Castro Murder Plots Described in CIA "Jewel File"

JFK and Castro Murder Plots Described in CIA "Jewel File"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- The CIA has revealed that it arranged for the Mafia to murder Fidel Castro, and when that plot failed, for the same team to assassinate US President John F. Kennedy.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Looks Like She's Been to the Spa

Paris Hilton Looks Like She's Been to the Spa

Paris Hilton is recommending incarceration as an alternative to the traditional mud baths and massages of yesteryear. Paris looked the best she ever has leaving the correctional facility she was doing time in for 23 days.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Banned by Iowans for Tax Relief

Ron Paul Banned by Iowans for Tax Relief

DES MOINES (FMLiveWire) -- Iowans for Tax Relief (ITR) are holding a presidential debate June 30th in Des Moines and only one Republican candidate was not invited to the nationally televised debate, even though Congressman Ron Paul is the best frien...

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Funny story: USA Investigates British Corruption and Bribes

USA Investigates British Corruption and Bribes

LONDON (FMLiveWire) -- BAE Systems shares plummeted on Tuesday after the British weapons maker was subpoenaed by the US Department of Justice seeking information on its billion dollar bribes behind its £43 billion contract to supply military equipmen...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Debates Himself Alone, and Wins!

Ron Paul Debates Himself Alone, and Wins!

Ron Paul, one of the second-tier Republican candidates for President, debated himself today in front of a packed audience in Stormville, Iowa. Internet polling showed Paul won the debate handily, with 97% of the votes cast in his fav...

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Funny story: Inflation Impacts Your Two Cents

Inflation Impacts Your Two Cents

(MUSICMAN PRESS) A study by Dr. Willis Wilbert Weevils, an economic professor at Princeton University, stated that the value of your two cents has increased. Your input was worth two cents for over a century. However, it has skyrocketed in the last d...

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Funny story: Jimmy Carter Moves to California Commune

Jimmy Carter Moves to California Commune

Jimmy Carter, former president of the United States, has moved to a hippie commune at an undisclosed location in northern California.

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Funny story: Comic Cracks At Comedian's Cremation

Comic Cracks At Comedian's Cremation

Mourners at the funeral of Britain's favourite comedian Bernard Manning were brought to tears - by the non-stop banter of attention hungry guests.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Free to Find Future Fortune

Paris Hilton Free to Find Future Fortune

Hollywood (TV Fried) - Fresh out of celebrity stir, neo-ex-con Paris Hilton has hit the street running (guess she learned something meditating in the slammer about sobriety behind the wheel of an automobile), with a new purpose in li...

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Funny story: Area Man is a Total Loser

Area Man is a Total Loser

TIPP CITY, OHIO (AP Newsliar) -- Local area resident Joe Botney is such a complete loser he can't even make the "L" loser sign on his forehead correctly, instead routinely using the wrong hand to make a "J".

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Funny story: Lewis Hamilton Implicated In Driving Licence Scam

Lewis Hamilton Implicated In Driving Licence Scam

Lewis Hamilton, the Motor Racing wonderkid, arrived home from the US Grand Prix last week, not to adoring fans, but to an unwelcome visit from the local constabulary who wanted to see his driving credentials, and to...

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Funny story: Poll: Ron Paul Gains Lead, 'Captain 9/11' in 4th

Poll: Ron Paul Gains Lead, 'Captain 9/11' in 4th

LOS ANGELES, CA - In a month-long, nationwide poll of 1.6 million American voters, Ron Paul (R-TX) has achieved a dramatic lead among all presidential candidates in the running in both political parties.

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Funny story: Man Utd Signing In Feather Duster Riddle

Man Utd Signing In Feather Duster Riddle

New Manchester United signing Robbie Savage has been accused of tickling a lapdancer with a feather duster in a late-night 'attack'.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Walks Oddly From Jail

Paris Hilton Walks Oddly From Jail

Paris Hilton, the celebrity jailbird heiress, was released from custody this morning, to a tumultuous welcome from ...well...hardly anyone really.

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