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Funny story: Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

What's happening with Donald Trump and raccoons? Following two separate incidents where raccoons attacked Trump supporters outside of political rallies, State police in Pennsylvania are now blaming the single vehicle crash of Trump's limo in part...

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Funny story: Trump's Publicist Calls Buckingham Palace to Talk to Queen

Trump's Publicist Calls Buckingham Palace to Talk to Queen

London, England Queen Elizabeth's staff was surprised when a publicist who called himself "John Miller" called to schedule an appointment with the Queen so Trump could talk to her about the English "political scene." When informed that 1. If the...

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Funny story: Trump Declares He Would Hire Larry Craig to Handle North Carolina Bathroom Snafus

Trump Declares He Would Hire Larry Craig to Handle North Carolina Bathroom Snafus

Raleigh, NC While campaigning in North Carolina, Donald Trump promised to bring an end to the current problems regarding North Carolina's gender laws, their pertinence to sex-change operation subjects and their choice of bathrooms. "I have been di...

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Funny story: Carrot Top Thrilled To Make Trump's Short List For VP

Carrot Top Thrilled To Make Trump's Short List For VP

Scott Thompson, known to most as the comedian Carrot Top, has been named as a possible running mate for Donald Trump's presidential bid. The liberal leaning comedian talked to this reporter about comedy and his potential entry into politics. Thomp...

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Funny story: Questionable Meat Sources At Trump Tower Grill

Questionable Meat Sources At Trump Tower Grill

Sparking fears of tainted meat and even cannibalism at the Trump Tower Grill, anonymous sources are speaking out about how the kitchen sources it's meat. After Donald Trump Tweeted a photo of himself eating a Taco Bowl on Cinco de Mayo, a holiday...

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Funny story: Investigation: Trump's Reverse Racoon Eyes

Investigation: Trump's Reverse Racoon Eyes

Everyone has noticed. What's up with the white area around Donald Trump's eyes and eye bags? Amanda Baijerkokopf, a makeup artist who works in the Los Angeles movie industry talked about the billionaire's current odd countenance, and the puffy wh...

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Funny story: Donald Trump: "I love the Bible! It has the best words!"

Donald Trump: "I love the Bible! It has the best words!"

Lynchburg, VA--Donald Trump, speaking at Liberty University, the conservative Baptist college first endowed by Jerry Falwell, Jr., began his address to his young audience by booming, "I love the Bible! The Bible is the greatest book ever written! I...

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Funny story: Trump Defends Trump University as "Most Loved College Ever"

Trump Defends Trump University as "Most Loved College Ever"

New York, NY Donald Trump defended his latest debacle, Trump University, which he is in the process of going to court to defend the "university" of fraud and other charges. The latest from the maelstrom is that teachers and administrators coerced...

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Funny story: Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

Trump rumored to want Bill Clinton as Vice President

As if this election year had not been wild enough, rumors have started flying that Donald Trump could pick Bill Clinton to be his running mate in November. The rumors started not long after Trump all but clinched the Republican nomination. Of...

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Funny story: Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Trump Picks Yeti as his Running Mate

Donald Trump has announced today his presidential running mate will be none other than Yeti, the abominable snowman who hails from Alaska. The proclamation stunned political pundits who were certain Trump's running mate was going to be Ronald McDona...

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Funny story: Rolling Stones Have Released List of Songs That Trump Can Use

Rolling Stones Have Released List of Songs That Trump Can Use

London, EN The Rolling Stones rock band are pissed because low-IQ U.S. Presidential Candidate Donald Trump has been using their songs for his campaign. "The Rolling Stones do not want to give the impression that they support idiot political candid...

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Funny story: Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North

Trump Vows To Stop Mexican Birds From Migrating North

After an incident where a Venezuelan hummingbird buzzed a U.S. aircraft carrier, Donald Trump expanded his proposal for a wall on the U.S./Mexico border to include a net to keep out migrating birds as well. Trump appeared at a California rally tha...

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Funny story: Trump Supporters Burning Bright

Trump Supporters Burning Bright

With apologies to William Blake. Trump supporters burning bright, In the dark hearts of their night, What infernal hand or eye Could flame their fearful bigotry? By what vicious, twisted lies Burns the fire in their eyes? On what wings dare Trump aspire? What the hand that flames his fire? By what bluster and dark arts, Could twist the sinews of their hearts? And when Trump's hat...

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Funny story: Inquiring Trump Wants to Know

Inquiring Trump Wants to Know

DATELINE: THE GRASSY KNOLL IN DALLAS Just when was Lyin' Ted Cruz going to tell the American people that his father used to hang out with Lee Harvey Oswald? Oh, there is photographic evidence of their liaison. It has been clogging up archives for...

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Funny story: VP NEEDED! Donald Trump needs you!

VP NEEDED! Donald Trump needs you!

[Donald Trump confers with his chief political advisor Michael Glassner, on the selection of a running mate:] MG (sorting through stack of resumes): What about this republican governor in Maine, LePage? DT: No one's ever heard of Maine. Next choice? MG: How about Silvio Berlusconi? DT: Isn't he in jail? Never mind. He's more outrageous than I am, he'd steal attention away from m...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Interview: I Will Allow My Picture to Go on the $100 Dollar Bill

Donald Trump Interview: I Will Allow My Picture to Go on the $100 Dollar Bill

Donald Trump graciously provided an in-depth interview on how he will mold the United States in his own, winning image. "First off, I will have my picture put on the $100 bill to show the world we are serious about finance. The whole world respects me as a businessman and everyone will want to own their own $100 bill just to stare at the picture and get inspiration," spoke Trump. "Next, I wi...

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Funny story: Trump Says That Hillary Will Have Trouble Ruling the Country Every 28 Days

Trump Says That Hillary Will Have Trouble Ruling the Country Every 28 Days

New York, NY Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump gave a speech today in which he said Hillary would be unfit to be President because every month she would become emotional and irrational until what he called "her cycle" has run its course.

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