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Funny story: New and Improved "Super-Botox" Recall

New and Improved "Super-Botox" Recall

If Botox is what you need to get rid of those lines and wrinkles then Super-Botox with three times the power should be even better. Not necessarily! The new product was recalled yesterday after users' faces were pulled so tight they had to be tr...

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Funny story: Dune Fremen Unhappy on Earth

Dune Fremen Unhappy on Earth

After being evacuated from their doomed home planet, Arrakis, the Fremen of Dune fame are not adjusting well to their new lives as Kentucky race horse beeders. It appears they can't distinguish a horse from a mule.

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Funny story: Toilet Terror

Toilet Terror

A previously unknown species of killer fish is invading America by swimmimng up drain pipes into toilets.

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Funny story: What do YOU do at a Traffic Light?

What do YOU do at a Traffic Light?

Two cameras mounted above an intersection record the goings on inside cars while people wait for the light to change. The new study on "Intermittant regularly scheduled traffic flow disruption behaviors" shows people take advantage of thos...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown - Britain's 50 Second Prime Minister

Gordon Brown - Britain's 50 Second Prime Minister

In accepting the Queen's invitation to form a Government Gordon Brown has become Great Britain's 52nd Prime Minister, but Labour party insiders secretly think of him as the "50 Second Prime Minister".

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Funny story: The Stranglers To Reissue Classic 1982 Single

The Stranglers To Reissue Classic 1982 Single

The Stranglers, the iconic late 1970s punk supergroup with a string of memorable hits, have marked the forced installation of Britain's new Prime Minister by re-releasing their 1982 chartbusting single, Gordon Br...

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Funny story: Two Rings of Power Found

Two Rings of Power Found

WALES (AP Newsliar) -- Two previously unknown Rings of Power have been found in an ancient collapsed well in Wales. The rings were unearthed by construction workers who excavated the well while digging a new sewage line in Merthyr Tydfil.

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Funny story: McCartney Pelted With Eggs At LA Record Shop

McCartney Pelted With Eggs At LA Record Shop

Hundreds of music fans camped outside a noted Los Angeles music store yesterday to catch a glimpse of former ex-Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, and to grab the opportunity to throw eggs at him.

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Funny story: Celebrity Big Brother Chantelle & Preston Evict Each Other

Celebrity Big Brother Chantelle & Preston Evict Each Other

Celebrity Big Brother housemates Chantelle Houghton and Samuel Preston have decided to evict each other from their marriage after only 10 months together.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Leaves Jail, Vows to return

Paris Hilton Leaves Jail, Vows to return

After 23 days of incarceration, socialite and heiress Paris Hilton claims she has grown accustomed to life in jail and can no longer live outside the confines of a jail cell.

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Funny story: Upset P.M. Gordon Brown Finds Downing Street Home Empty of Essentials

Upset P.M. Gordon Brown Finds Downing Street Home Empty of Essentials

In a move that reminded political historians of the evacuation of the White House by Jimmy Carter, Gordon Brown entered the Prime Minister's residence on Downing Street to find it empty.

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Funny story: Tony Blair Resignation as Prime Minister Brings Tears to Bush

Tony Blair Resignation as Prime Minister Brings Tears to Bush

Tony Blair resigned as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and Great Britain. The announcement caused mixed reactions from the world political community and great sorrow at the White House.

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Funny story: Vice President Dick Cheney Subpoenaed by Senate

Vice President Dick Cheney Subpoenaed by Senate

The United States Senate issued a subpoena for VIce President Dick Cheney. Cheney, who is actually President of the Senate, refused to take note. "No law or vote is official until I bang my little gavel thingie, and I have no plans to pound it...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Gets iPhone; Hackers Gunning For Her

Paris Hilton Gets iPhone; Hackers Gunning For Her

Paris Hilton has been seen using a new iPhone from Apple in recent paparazzi photos. Hilton previously got public attention for her digital device when hackers downloaded contact info from her cell phone back in 200...

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Funny story: Tony Blair Arrested

Tony Blair Arrested

Former Premier Tony Blair has been arrested on suspicion of selling his job as Prime Minister to his former Chancellor and party colleague Gordon Brown.

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Funny story: Scottish-American Earl of Stirling gets Cabinet seat

Scottish-American Earl of Stirling gets Cabinet seat

Scottish-American Earl of Stirling has confirmed that he is to be appointed Secretary of State for Human Rights in the new Brown Cabinet.

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Funny story: GM Shifts to Manual Transmissions for Global Warming

GM Shifts to Manual Transmissions for Global Warming

Responding to growing concerns over global warming, General Motors (GM) announced today that it would make all of its vehicles with standard transmissions, starting in 2009. Manual transmissions generally get better fuel mileage than...

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