Porn "actress" Barbie Cummings of Blacks on Blondes fame, tried turning an old trick to get out of a speeding ticket by performing oral sex on the officer who stopped her. Tennessee Trooper James Moss was then fired by the Tennesse...
World Motor Racing Championship leader Lewis Hamilton has been arrested in France only hours before tomorrow's French Grand Prix.
The recent unseasonal bad weather across the UK has prompted weather experts to offer some astounding advice to the public as a way of dealing with the conditions.
APE Line - Corning, New York - It was a quiet day for Etta Smith, age 72, of Corning, New York, except for the noise of a backhoe working in her front yard. Officials here today made an amazing discovery.
A US newsreader has attempted to set fire to herself in a protest against having to read out news about celebrity jailbird Paris Hilton ahead of the war in Iraq.
Police investigating the two car bombs planted in Central London yesterday say that the Gay Pride festival could have been a target for the bombers.
APE Line - Roger Federer, who has once again not dropped a set so far at Wimbledon, admitted he has a somewhat unusual pre-match preparation. No he doesn't sleep with pyramids under his bed. He doesn't have magnetic underwear, though he admit...
The Spice Girls, a 90's girl group, have announced plans for a reunion concert tour. The thirteen city winter tour will cover North America, Europe, Asia, and the Pacific Islands.
The support is coming from co-star Sam Waterston, who has played executive assistant district attorney Jack McCoy for many years on the long-running TV show.
C.N.N. Immigration expert Lou Dobbs was injured last night when he slipped on a Re Fried Bean twisting his ankle in the Process/...
After initial reports hinted that the Spice Girls were now broke, there was more news today on their unfortunate reunion when it emerged that Chanelle, the Posh Spice lookalike from the current
Police were called at 2am after a bomb in London did not explode and was heard many, many miles away in Manchester. Scotland Yard said detectives were investigating how the bomb came to be heard so many miles away when it never even exploded.
Eager to replicate the massive success of his former team mate David Beckham, Manchester United Football Club's Ji-sung Park has turned to a lucrative modelling career to augment his already fabulous income.
Henman Hill, the unsightly mound of earth in the grounds of the All England Club where the Wimbledon Tennis Championships are held each year, is to be bulldozed after the current tournament is over.
Montecito, California (Journal Staff Writer) - Sister Cities International (a nonprofit organization that fosters relationships between communities around the world) has announced that one of the poorest cities in the world, the Bolivian city of Poto...
After the great success of "American Pie" and the never-ending string of sequels, producers have announced the up coming, "Square Pie." The new movie is intended for a more "square" audience, those who are not amused by...
The White House has promoted Dick Cheney to "Acting President" while "W" enters the Iraq war as a fighter pilot.
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