It was sensationally announced last night that Susan Boyle has joined Celtic Football Club as their new goalie. She will be known as the 'SuBoNator' and will take up the post soon. "Aye, I've been a fan for years. They needed a better goalie, so I...
Not only did Wayne Rooney's 30 yard ROOOOOONER cause the BBC to choose a new lead item on the 6 o'clock News in place of the demise of the government, but the goal of the millennium struck the mouth of a writer for The Spoof who has since been unable...
Al Qaeda extremists, The Royal Society, Durham City Footballers Fan Club and Al Gore joined forces in the greatest manhunt since that of Bin Laden. Mayhem ensued as the masked army descended on the pitch during an exhibition home match against the UK...
A consortium of retail managers, painters, decorators, plumbers and plasterers, all diehard reds, has put in an audacious bid for old Manchester United scarves in the continuing battle against the current US owners who know a done deal with Real Madr...
New Hull City manager Iain Dowie has refused to give up the fight to keep his beleaguered Tigers in the Premier League, and says that there is always hope, even after their vain struggle has become mathematically impossible. Dowie, who dropped out...
Further drama at Old Trafford yesterday afternoon following Liverpool's 2-1 defeat to despised rivals Manchester United when hard-man Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher stubbed his toe walking to the shower in the dressing room. Carragher reported...
Knowing what an arrogant lot Man United fans are, we decided to get reactions from them after their 2-1 victory over deadly rivals Liverpool so that we could get fans of other clubs to hate them even more than they already do. We spoke to Bez from...
Man Utd face their arch rivals, Liverpool today, Scousers vs Mancunians an ancient battle with tradition, culture, pride, anguish, joy, tears, and an obvious winner Man U! But does this old fashion, battle of Britain rivalry really mean anything a...
The President and CEO of Everybody Against England lashed out today at what he called MI5's 'pathetic' attempt to disrupt his business. "Our 'Everybody Against England' slogan for the 2010 World Cup has struck a chord with football supporters aro...
In an effort to prove once and for all that evolution is the means of mankind's creation the Royal Society is challenging the religious community to a football match on what is billed as a neutral site; The Royal Society in London. The rules of t...
Just about everybody associated with Liverpool Football Club, from the manager through to the kids in the school playgrounds of the city expect an easy three points from Old Trafford this afternoon when Liverpool play reigning champions Manchester Un...
Manchester United v Liverpool - the real clash of the titans. As the north west football giants square up to one another once again, this time on the hallowed turf of Old Trafford, it's the match everybody's talking about. It's THE event of the we...
Premiership footballers across the UK were today applauded by the nation as they each gave a whole weeks wages to the charity Sport Relief. The generous donation, which was handed over by John Terry and Ashley Cole, totalled almost £50 million, tr...
Wayne Rooney's stunning 30-yard stunner in the tenth minute of time added-on sealed Manchester United's triumphal victory over a team in a football match at the weekend. But it was more than just an ordinary net-ripper for the greatest living sco...
Liverpool player Albert Riera says he is considering leaving the club because of his manager Rafa Benitez's continually childish behaviour. The Spanish international laid bare his soul on Spanish radio last night, after featuring in only two games...
John Terry answered his critics last night with a sterling show of sportsmanship following Chelsea's Champions League exit. English hearts once again swelled with pride as the role model insisted on voraciously congratulating all four match offici...
The world's richest one legged Tango dancer and Ice Folly performer, Heather Mills, has taken over the rehabilitation of one legged soccer player David Beckham. Beckham, crestfallen, in deep depression and sobbing uncontrollably was ruled out of...
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