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Funny story: Trump Tells NRA He Promises to Give a Gun to Every White Man in the U.S.

Trump Tells NRA He Promises to Give a Gun to Every White Man in the U.S.

Fairfax, VA In a move clearly designed to curry favor with the National Rifle Association, Donald Trump addressed the group and made some promises. "If I receive the endorsement for President of the U.S. from the NRA and am elected, I promise to g...

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Funny story: How Fundamental Christian Churches and Donald Trump Are Alike

How Fundamental Christian Churches and Donald Trump Are Alike

At first glance, it appears that the Republican Party Fundamental Christian branch and Donald Trump have little to nothing in common. But looking closer, it appears that they share some very important traits: 1. Fundamental Christians and Trump are both are sure that they are infallible and never make any mistakes. 2. Both cling to a belief, no matter how unlikely or illogical, and will neve...

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Funny story: Trump Wants To Rename New Mexico, Suggests Trumpsylvannia

Trump Wants To Rename New Mexico, Suggests Trumpsylvannia

Donald Trump laid out his case for changing the name of New Mexico while he was campaigning in the state. Trump also had some harsh criticism for New Mexico Republican Governor Susana Martinez after she skipped his political rally in Albuquerque and...

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Funny story: Trump denies California drought wins MPPC award and extra doughnuts for his next rally

Trump denies California drought wins MPPC award and extra doughnuts for his next rally

Mr. Trump's award from Washington's prestigious IDD (Institute for Distortion and Delusion) comes as no surprise for this year. Mr. Trump easily carried the vote for The Most Popular Political Circus Award, with outstanding merit for sedulously ba...

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Funny story: Mind-Blowing New Study Reveals Link Between Poverty and Depression

Mind-Blowing New Study Reveals Link Between Poverty and Depression

A mind-blowing new study, The Gallup-Healthways Well-Being Index, recently revealed a link between poverty and depression, reporting that people living in poverty are actually twice as likely to be depressed as those who are able to provide for their...

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Funny story: Planned Auction of Jesus Crucifixion Nails upset Christians, NRA

Planned Auction of Jesus Crucifixion Nails upset Christians, NRA

The National Rifle Association and the Christian Coalition have expressed outrage and organized a string of demonstrations outside the home of retired Governor of Rome, Pontus Pilate. Gov. Pilate has drawn the ire of conservative groups because of re...

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Funny story: Trump's Stylist Tells ALL

Trump's Stylist Tells ALL

The secret to never having a bad hair day has been revealed by "The Donald" Trump's stylist. New York based Stylist Marki Knowflrsure from the world renown Dieher Straight salon has been styling the Trump family hair since they were all just millionaires. We were able to sit down and discuss the hairstyles of the affluent real estate mogul's wives and children between a Don King perm and B...

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Funny story: Trump Announces Cabinet-to-Be

Trump Announces Cabinet-to-Be

New York, NY In his latest press conference, Trump announced his intended Cabinet for what he believes will be his upcoming Presidency. He named: Vice-President-Chris Christie-Because he knows a lot about Vice. Secretary of State-Angelina...

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Funny story: New Poll: Better then Old Poll According to Strippers

New Poll: Better then Old Poll According to Strippers

A brand new poll at the ShaDynasty's, a gentlemen's club in Washington DC, is very popular among the employees there, according to a survey by Foxy News. The old poll had been there for almost eight years and all the dancers agreed it was time for a...

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Funny story: Trump Believes Earth Will Soon Be Invaded by Extra-Terrestial Life

Trump Believes Earth Will Soon Be Invaded by Extra-Terrestial Life

Science Town, USA Donald Trump has announced to the You Go Girl! Women Scientists Convention that the Earth will have to get ready to host aliens coming to Earth to meet him. "I just feel it's only fair to warn everyone on Earth that once I become...

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Funny story: Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Mars Moving Closer To Earth--By 2020 It Will Be A Three Day Drive

Are you ready for the ultimate vacation brag? NASA Tells us that Mars will be close enough by the year 2020 that you can drive your car there in a few days time. One Chinese company bearing the Trump name, but having no relation to Donald Trump, i...

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Funny story: Trump Will Create Two New Cabinet Posts: Secretary of Sports and Secretary of Guns

Trump Will Create Two New Cabinet Posts: Secretary of Sports and Secretary of Guns

New York, New York Trump's publicist John Miller called newspapers and radio shows all over the United States to make the announcement that Trump would be adding two posts to the President's Cabinet when he wins as POTUS. "Many people are accusing...

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Funny story: Trump's Publicist Gives Interview

Trump's Publicist Gives Interview

Naldrett News Magazine was surprised to get a call from John Miller, Trump's publicist who sounds exactly like Donald Trump. The reason the magazine was so surprised is that they cover Spit Island and vicinity. Spit Island is one of the smallest of the Hawaiian Islands and when John Miller was asked why he had singled out this news magazine, Miller responded that we were in the only time zone that...

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Funny story: Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

Trump Limo Crashes, Investigation Blames Raccoons On Road

What's happening with Donald Trump and raccoons? Following two separate incidents where raccoons attacked Trump supporters outside of political rallies, State police in Pennsylvania are now blaming the single vehicle crash of Trump's limo in part...

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Funny story: Trump's Publicist Calls Buckingham Palace to Talk to Queen

Trump's Publicist Calls Buckingham Palace to Talk to Queen

London, England Queen Elizabeth's staff was surprised when a publicist who called himself "John Miller" called to schedule an appointment with the Queen so Trump could talk to her about the English "political scene." When informed that 1. If the...

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Funny story: Trump Declares He Would Hire Larry Craig to Handle North Carolina Bathroom Snafus

Trump Declares He Would Hire Larry Craig to Handle North Carolina Bathroom Snafus

Raleigh, NC While campaigning in North Carolina, Donald Trump promised to bring an end to the current problems regarding North Carolina's gender laws, their pertinence to sex-change operation subjects and their choice of bathrooms. "I have been di...

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Funny story: Carrot Top Thrilled To Make Trump's Short List For VP

Carrot Top Thrilled To Make Trump's Short List For VP

Scott Thompson, known to most as the comedian Carrot Top, has been named as a possible running mate for Donald Trump's presidential bid. The liberal leaning comedian talked to this reporter about comedy and his potential entry into politics. Thomp...

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