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Funny story: Skunks Hire New Publicity Agent

Skunks Hire New Publicity Agent

"Skunks have a bad reputation. People run from them. No one wants to pet one, or have one as a pet. Bad smells are either blamed on them or compared to them. This is the result of bad pubicity," said former Warner Brothers Cartoon Star...

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Funny story: Many Couples Seek Lucky Day by Marrying on 7-7-7

Many Couples Seek Lucky Day by Marrying on 7-7-7

Many couples will flock to churches across the world, seeking to have July 7th, 2007 (also written as 07-07-07) as their "lucky" day. Others will rush to Vegas, Reno, and Atlantic city, hoping to strike it rich if the numbers and luck fall...

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Funny story: Utah Legislature To Outlaw Skank Clothing

Utah Legislature To Outlaw Skank Clothing

The Utah State legislature voted unanimously to outlaw the "skank" uniform in all public schools and in public places. Effective September First, it will be punishable by a fine (escalating amounts for repeat offenders) to wear certain ite...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross In Prince Harry Wanking Scandal

Jonathan Ross In Prince Harry Wanking Scandal

BBC presenter Jonathan Ross is back in the hot water for his apparent fixation with male masturbation.

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Funny story: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Answers Mysteries of Series

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Answers Mysteries of Series

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows answers several of the mysteries and questions asked by the other books and movies. In a sneak peek of the newest best seller, this publication learned that several things will be cleared up in the final volume.

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Funny story: Arizona Highway Patrol in High Speed Chase with Weinermobile

Arizona Highway Patrol in High Speed Chase with Weinermobile

Arizona State Troopers were involved in a high speed chase yesterday through the streets and freeways of Tucson trying to catch the elusive "Weinermobile." The 27 foot long, 11 foot high, hot dog shaped promotional vehicle managed to avoid...

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Funny story: Home Secretary "In The Dark" Over Terrorist Atrocities

Home Secretary "In The Dark" Over Terrorist Atrocities

The new Home Secretary Jacqui Smith claims PM Gordon Brown kept her completely in the dark about the latest terrorist plots against the UK.

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Funny story: Barry Bonds Breaks Another Record

Barry Bonds Breaks Another Record

More records have fallen to San Francisco Giant slugger Barry Bonds in his attempt to pass Hank Aaron's home run record. At this writing, Bonds is still five short of tying that record at 755. Other records have come his way in his past few gam...

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Funny story: Evander Holyfield Wins Unanimous Decision on Comeback

Evander Holyfield Wins Unanimous Decision on Comeback

Former heavyweight boxing champion Evander Holyfield won a unanimous ten round decision over opponent Lou Savarese to continue his comeback in boxing. Evander hopes to become heavyweight champ for a record fifth time and to unify all of the various...

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Funny story: Miss Piggy Finds Long-Lost Sister

Miss Piggy Finds Long-Lost Sister

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Longtime celebrity, and out-spoken American icon Miss Piggy, has unveiled startling news.

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Funny story: Who's Been Stalking Bill Gates?

Who's Been Stalking Bill Gates?

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Software entrepreneur and mega-billionaire, Bill Gates, apparently has been admired by a Seattle woman. Police were summoned to the Medina, WA estate of Mr. and Mrs. William Henry Gates III, last night at 1:41AM. Gates said he awoke...

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Funny story: Kim Jung Il To Nuke What?

Kim Jung Il To Nuke What?

(MUSICMAN PRESS) Reports smuggled out of North Korea indicate that the dictator, Kim Jong Ill may have bitten off more than he can chew. Mr. Wang Chang Chow, long-time news correspondent for Kim's state-run People's News, delivered the messag...

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Funny story: Study Finds TheSpoof.com Readers Have Higher IQs

Study Finds TheSpoof.com Readers Have Higher IQs

(MUSICMAN PRESS) A new study by Hampton Professor Patty Jones, found that Spoof readers on average have a higher IQ than persons who do not read TheSpoof.com. The study consisted of 250 TheSpoof.com readers 300 non-readers and 50 persons who write fo...

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Funny story: Bikini Bottom Experiences Increase in Land Developement

Bikini Bottom Experiences Increase in Land Developement

Bikini Bottom, the site of hit show Spongebob Squarepants is expanding rapidly after fans decide to pack up and move in. Eugene Krabbs is the developer and future owner of Krabby Kondos. The complex will feature three buildings with six apartments...

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Funny story: Fraternal Order of Police Dogs Condemns Romney

Fraternal Order of Police Dogs Condemns Romney

The Fraternal Order of Police Dogs (FOPD) has issued a statement condemning Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney's decision to place the family pet, an Irish Setter with the unfortunate moniker 'Seamus' in a dog carry kennel atop...

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Funny story: Breaking Laptop Screen Causes Bad Luck

Breaking Laptop Screen Causes Bad Luck

Granted, it is common knowledge that the penalty for breaking a mirror is seven years of bad luck. Many people, however, are unaware of the sanctions which will be imposed for other offenses, especially those which have their etiology in the digital...

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Funny story: Lincoln Leaves Republican Party

Lincoln Leaves Republican Party

Breaking News: Former United States President Abraham Lincoln announced today that he has resigned from membership in the Republican Party.

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