LONDON - Simon Cowell has tried to put a lid on the situation but the infamous "Sultan of Sarcasm" seems to have lost control of this year's edition of X-Factor. Cheryl Cole, one of the shows four judges and girlfriend of Derek "The Dancing Dude"...
"I don't think I'll ever get it up again!", "First goatse.cx and now this!" and "My eyes! My eyes!" are just some of the anguished comments made by porn fans after witnessing photos of, not Katie Waissel, but her 81-year-old Grandma. One porn fan...
Wagner will be deported and that is the end of the matter, the UK Home Secretary is reported to have decided. Under the UK governments latest version of a hastily arranged immigration policy, excuses have been cobbled together and the Brazilian ca...
Armed police and other emergency services were alerted to attend an incident at a television studio in North-West London late on Saturday evening to investigate the multiple slaughter of several songs made famous by an up-and-coming popular beat comb...
It appears that despite having a slightly elfin new haircut and finally beginning to win over the cynical British public, X-Factor diva Katie Waissel isn't out of the woods yet, as embittered redtop hack Richard Littlecock launched yet another stunni...
Notorious red top hack, Richard Littlecock today added his lardy-arsed weight to the 'Let's All Hate Katie Waissel' movement by claiming that Katie can't stand kittens and that her grandad's a ruthless pimp working the mean streets of Bradford. "I...
Writers on an obscure satirical website have been slammed for promoting Wagner Carillho to the public, and imploring X-Factor viewers to vote for Wagner - with the sole purpose of totally pissing off Simon Cowell. Wagner, who is no oil painting, a...
Despite scurrilous reports to the contrary by a popular Sunday newspaper, Mrs Eloise Stroke, a neighbour and close confidante of Katie Waissel's nan today insisted that Sheila Vogel, 81 is not now, nor ever was a prostitute. Mrs Stroke insisted th...
Wayne Rooney has become a big fan of X-Factor, and voted for Katie Waissel several hundred times after Katie's grandmother revealed she is still a working prostitute at eighty-one years old. Katie's Gran, Sheila Vogel, revealed to the national pre...
Former judge of the British show, 'The X Factor', Simon Cowell has admitted to a national tabloid that he DID enhance the vocals on the top-rated show. "Yes, but I only changed it a little", admitted Cowell to reporters of Australia Today, a siste...
The x-facfor must be approaching the crunch point where the favourites begin to be voted off. Cheryl is becoming worried that she is going to lose one of her girls. Why else would she attack Wagner, on live TV, in front of untold millions? She's...
The psychic who has recently been channelling the musical opinions of Michael Jackson from the other side has been offered £20 million to write a tell-all book. She says that Michael has had quite a lot to say recently and has opinions on lots o...
Kate Middleton has revealed her favourite act on X-factor, and its a shocker. Contrary to what people may think, Kate's closest friends have revealed that Kate likes to support the underdog, just like Princess Diana did. And for that reason her...
A top psychic has warned that the X Factor house could be haunted by angry dead moptops if they go ahead with plans to have a Beatles theme night today. The controversy-hit show will see Kate Waissel sing Help!, Matt Cardle will perform Come Toget...
Frantic negotiations have been taking place behind the scenes in a bid to make sure Katie Waissell is not allowed anywhere near the Royal Wedding next year. Tom Jones has already offered to perform and as he is considered a national treasure, insi...
It is reported that the Brazilian star of the X - Factor, Wagner, who has never faced a sing off, is being followed very closely by call me Dave, the PM and Ian Dungpan Smith. Works and Pensions Secretary. The VIP viewers don't give a toss about t...
International superstar was bored out of his mind waiting ages at the Abbey National as the cashier struggled to count all the money. Sir Elton John has lambasted TV song contests after turning down the chance to become a judge on American Idol.
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