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Funny story: Putin's Spin Doctors Taking Anti Spin Drugs Due To Dizziness

Putin's Spin Doctors Taking Anti Spin Drugs Due To Dizziness

Vlad The Cad's spin doctors are in such a dizzy state due to recent Russian Government problems that they are prescribing each other anti-spin pills. International esteem has lately been hanging out of the window for the beleaguered country. "My...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club

Vladimir Putin, Kim Jong-Un, Justin Bieber, & Dick Cheney Form Secret Super He-Man Poker Club

From an Unknown Secret Location It was discovered today that many of the most evil people in the world have formed a super secret coalition in order to have a no-limit, no girls allowed, he-man poker game camp out. There were a few others not allo...

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Funny story: Putin and Kim Jong-Un Are Writing a Graphic Novel Together

Putin and Kim Jong-Un Are Writing a Graphic Novel Together

Pyongyang, North Korea In breaking news, it was announced that Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong-Un have been communicating by e-mail with Dennis Rodman as their interpreter. "Kim and I have just realized how much alike we are and how talented as well.

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Funny story: Putin Provides Alibi For Where He Was During Ukrainian Plane Crash

Putin Provides Alibi For Where He Was During Ukrainian Plane Crash

Moscow, Russia Head of Russia, Vladimir Putin, released what he says is an alibi for his whereabouts during the recent Malaysian plane crash in the Ukraine. "I was at Sam's Club in Moscow buying some spare epaulets for my new military uniforms. I...

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Funny story: Cattle Rancher Bundy Actually A Front For Putin's Seizure Of American Territory

Cattle Rancher Bundy Actually A Front For Putin's Seizure Of American Territory

The word is out on Nevada renegade cattle rancher Cliven Bundy. Recent evidence has shown that the cantankerous old cow rebel who refused to pay the government for using BLM land for grazing is actually a front man for Russian President Putin's plot...

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Funny story: Putin On The Blitz

Putin On The Blitz

It is time for an ode to that great Olympic spokesman for planetary unity and peace, Russian Premier Vladimir Putin. This is the very same Vlad The Impaler who is also a political schemer, liar and international underground terrorist. Sing to the tune of the famous theatrical show tune Puttin' On The Ritz: If you're buddy Yanukovych is screwed and don't know what to do what to loot, who...

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Funny story: Cheney Invites Putin to Go Hunting

Cheney Invites Putin to Go Hunting

Caspar, WY Former vice-president Dick Cheney has invited Russia leader Vladimir Putin to go duck hunting with him. "He was upset because no one in the country would go hunting with him after that unfortunate incident where that cretin got in fro...

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Funny story: The Many (questionable) Roads To Success

The Many (questionable) Roads To Success

So many are struggling in our current difficult economic times where the few controlling the financial strings of the country have the rest of us dancing around just to survive while they watch from the porches of their grand estates grandly amused.

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Funny story: Obama snubs Putin at Club Mephistopheles but no duel yet

Obama snubs Putin at Club Mephistopheles but no duel yet

As the world well knows, Mr. Obama has been so annoyed with the President of Russia that Mr. Hollande was forced to host separate dinners. However, both these leaders are fond of Club Mephistopheles, a night club with branches in all major cities,...

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Funny story: 'Damn Right Better Not Argue With Women' as ex-Mrs Putin slags off Vlad

'Damn Right Better Not Argue With Women' as ex-Mrs Putin slags off Vlad

Paris - Thirty something years of wedlock to Vladimir has taught Lyudmilla Putin a thing or two about Russian men under five foot six her PR said today. "He likes to think he wears the pants," the lovely former Mrs P tweeted as she posted pics of...

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Funny story: The Blame In Ukraine Lies Mainly in The Brain (of Putin)

The Blame In Ukraine Lies Mainly in The Brain (of Putin)

Russian separatists in Ukraine, eager to show the world just how diplomatic and democratic they are in their newly taken over territory, smashed voting tables, threatened vote takers and surrounded the home of a man vocally in support of elections...

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Funny story: Putin compares Prince to Jimmy Savile in intercontinental slanging match

Putin compares Prince to Jimmy Savile in intercontinental slanging match

Moscow - Vladimir Putin lashed out at Charles today after the prince compared him to Nazi Dictator Adolf Hitler in a verbal turf war about ugly stuff. "Like father, like son," the Russian leader tweeted, posting pics of Charles and notorious paedo...

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Funny story: Paylin Taunts Poutine

Paylin Taunts Poutine

Having heard from intelligence sources (at any rate, more intelligent than herself or her supporters) that Russian troops were massing in eastern Siberia, former vice-presidential running MILF Sierra Paylin called a press conference at the western ti...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin: Mission Accomplished

Vladimir Putin: Mission Accomplished

Unlike President Bush, President Vladimir Putin did not fly in a navy jet, land on an aircraft carrier and announce: Mission Accomplished! Instead, Mr. Putin sailed on a white cabin cruiser (that looked more oligarch than Russian Navy) into the Crime...

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Funny story: Obama Unfriends Putin

Obama Unfriends Putin

In a clear signal of his deep displeasure with Russian President Vladimir Putin, President Obama announced today the "nuclear option" of sanctions-unfriending Putin on Facebook. "That's right, I did it" an uncharacteristically agitated president...

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Funny story: Putin's Conscious-Uncoupling From The Rest Of Russia

Putin's Conscious-Uncoupling From The Rest Of Russia

Things are getting pretty tight for Vladimir Putin. No longer wrestling bears bare-chested, the Russian leader is wrestling his old cronies who can no longer use their Visa cards to fuel their private jets and take off for a winter in Belize or where...

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Funny story: Putin Praised By Senator For Hairy Chest

Putin Praised By Senator For Hairy Chest

Senator Lindsay Graham (R-SC) appeared on Face The Nation Sunday morning saying that "President Obama is weak-kneed and that America isn't respected around the world anymore." He praised Russian Petro-Dictator Vladimir Putin for being hairy cheate...

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