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Funny story: Tiger Woods Still An Inspiration To Young Golfers

Tiger Woods Still An Inspiration To Young Golfers

Tiger Woods, after his impassioned confession and apology, is more of an inspiration to young golfers than ever before. Before Tigers sexual indiscretions were made known golfers were considered the nerds of the sports world. Now young golfers ev...

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Funny story: Elin's reaction to Tiger's Press Conference

Elin's reaction to Tiger's Press Conference

TV Flashes and Entertainment Slashes- The Tiger's wife stayed out of the Tiger's limelight as he proclaimed the hurt he caused to wife and family. As Elin sat in front of their 92 inch home entertainment center at home she could see every pore in...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Speech Takes 10 Minutes To Name Girlfriends

Tiger Woods Speech Takes 10 Minutes To Name Girlfriends

The much anticipated Tiger Woods speech went out Friday morning and the scheduled 5 minute apology turned into 14 minutes of names. Reading everything before his audience made up of friends and family and a cheering George Stephanopoulos who seem...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods to enter Marathon Sex Event.

Tiger Woods to enter Marathon Sex Event.

Embattled Golf star Tiger Woods announced early today that he has decided to take his career as a professional athlete in a new direction; one that will more accurately reflect who he is as a person and what he is all about. Woods, recently the ce...

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Funny story: World Watches Words from a Wounded Tiger

World Watches Words from a Wounded Tiger

News Flash Favorites -According to news flashes everywhere on the planet, Tiger Woods is due to give apologies to all of his mistresses and anyone else he might have offended in his tirade of terrible deeds these past few months. The TV news stati...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Moves Press Conference To Playboy Mansion

Tiger Woods Moves Press Conference To Playboy Mansion

(Hollywood-CA) Tiger Woods' agent, Mark Steinberg, confirmed today that Tiger Woods' press conference, to be held Friday, would be at the Playboy Mansion. This latest move has both gossip columnists and sports writers scratching their collective head...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods I Didn't Do It

Tiger Woods I Didn't Do It

Tiger Woods is due to appear at a press conference today but people will be surprised because Tiger is going to say "I didn't do it" as apparently he has come up with a cunning plan: Tiger is going to say that someone stole his passport and was imper...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods To Hold Press Conference

Tiger Woods To Hold Press Conference

Tiger Woods has announced that he will hold a press conference on Friday at a Golf Club in Florida. It will be his first public media address since apologizing for affairs and infidelity in December and the first press conference since before his Th...

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Funny story: Cheryl and Ashley Cole's Marital Status Is Slowly Slithering Into The Salaciously Steamy Sewer of Sadness

Cheryl and Ashley Cole's Marital Status Is Slowly Slithering Into The Salaciously Steamy Sewer of Sadness

LONDON - Once upon a time in merry ole' England Cheryl and Ashley Cole were the land of Shakespeare's most popular and happiest couple, other than Charlie and Cammy of course. But then the cold, frigid, British biting winter wind hit and it litera...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin Sign To Do New Commercials Together

Tiger Woods, Sarah Palin Sign To Do New Commercials Together

Don't be surprised if you see Tiger Woods between segments of network and local news ads. Apparently Tiger's vast fortune is slipping and he has finally agreed to do a commercial. Who would risk Tiger doing a commercial at this time? "We though...

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Funny story: Massive Breasted Nurses star Joslyn James: golf champ's manhood even more potent during Chinese Year of the Tiger

Massive Breasted Nurses star Joslyn James: golf champ's manhood even more potent during Chinese Year of the Tiger

Los Angeles - (Year of the Tiger): In a new interview this week porn actress and former Tiger Woods shag Veronica Slut-Daniels - aka Joslyn James - has warned fellow slags against straddling the golfing athlete under current planetary auspices. "A...

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Funny story: Tiger Mistress happy for him

Tiger Mistress happy for him

The Tiger Woods stories and jokes are starting to dwindle, and so the many mistress tales are also sliding down the ladder of 5 minutes of fame. Some of the mistresses are coming up with new ways to stay in the limelight by making comments about...

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Funny story: Tour Settles With Elin Woods, Prepares Way For Tiger Woods Return

Tour Settles With Elin Woods, Prepares Way For Tiger Woods Return

GOLF OBSERVERS SAY that "as Tiger Woods goes, so goes the tour." And since Tiger left the tour to deal with personal and marital problems, the tour has suffered from decreased revenues, decreased TV viewership and a general lack of interest. So tod...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren: Tiger's Coming Home!

Elin Nordegren: Tiger's Coming Home!

Fans of Tiger Woods will be glad to know that the Tiger is coming home to Florida to join his wife and kids as long as he takes salt peter pills, or has some in his food. According to wife, Elin, after Tiger repeatedly failed his tests with women...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Chosen To Do The Super Bowl Coin Toss Honors

Tiger Woods Chosen To Do The Super Bowl Coin Toss Honors

Tiger Woods has just completed his stay at The Libido Be Gone Sexual Rehabilitation Clinic in Mississippi. Tiger's physician at the clinic was Dr. Turner Elderflower, noted sex therapist, counselor, and bon vivant. Dr. Elderflower said that Mr...

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Funny story: John Terry Stripped Of His Captain's Armband: "I Was Tired of Being The Captain Anyway"

John Terry Stripped Of His Captain's Armband: "I Was Tired of Being The Captain Anyway"

After days of rampant speculation, it is now official, John Terry, is no longer the captain of Coach Fabio Capello's England team. Capello speaking in front of hundreds of reporters from all over the world, including Alaska, Borneo, and Phoenix, s...

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Funny story: Nike To Pay Tiger Woods "Anything Elin Wants": Deal Will Allow Tiger To Play The Accenture Match Play Championship

Nike To Pay Tiger Woods "Anything Elin Wants": Deal Will Allow Tiger To Play The Accenture Match Play Championship

A SPOKESMAN for a major golf and apparel manufacturer confirmed today that it will "indemnify" and "pay" Tiger Woods for any payments necessary to satisfy Elin Woods, "if only Tiger will get back on the tour." Rumors are circulating that Tiger could...

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