PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Florida - Eldrick Tont Woods, also known as Mr. Wood, WonderWood, Capt. Hardwood, The Erector Vector, El Tigre, and a name that his wife calls him The Dick With Feet, finally, after almost three months (THREE MONTHS) decided to hon...
People who thought Michael Jackson's 'This Is It!' speech at London's O2 Arena was just about the funniest thing they'd ever heard were hit for six yesterday by Tiger Woods' public apology for philandering above and beyond the call of duty. As the...
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Florida: In a too-little-too-late PR campaign designed to redeem himself, Tiger "Cheatah" Woods emerged from hiding and issued yet another apology. It was a closely scripted, well-rehearsed event - intended to inject the right...
Entertainment for the Masses- Thinking of the many millions available to me If I were Mrs. Tiger Woods, I would: Start by having a new prenuptial drawn up FOR ME, stating what happens to all the bucks now that would have been shared. 1. Anything I buy, cars,yachts,real estate would only be in my name and not to be divided should we divide. 2. I am allowed to withdraw any amount of m...
Tiger Woods, after his impassioned confession and apology, is more of an inspiration to young golfers than ever before. Before Tigers sexual indiscretions were made known golfers were considered the nerds of the sports world. Now young golfers ev...
TV Flashes and Entertainment Slashes- The Tiger's wife stayed out of the Tiger's limelight as he proclaimed the hurt he caused to wife and family. As Elin sat in front of their 92 inch home entertainment center at home she could see every pore in...
The much anticipated Tiger Woods speech went out Friday morning and the scheduled 5 minute apology turned into 14 minutes of names. Reading everything before his audience made up of friends and family and a cheering George Stephanopoulos who seem...
Embattled Golf star Tiger Woods announced early today that he has decided to take his career as a professional athlete in a new direction; one that will more accurately reflect who he is as a person and what he is all about. Woods, recently the ce...
News Flash Favorites -According to news flashes everywhere on the planet, Tiger Woods is due to give apologies to all of his mistresses and anyone else he might have offended in his tirade of terrible deeds these past few months. The TV news stati...
(Hollywood-CA) Tiger Woods' agent, Mark Steinberg, confirmed today that Tiger Woods' press conference, to be held Friday, would be at the Playboy Mansion. This latest move has both gossip columnists and sports writers scratching their collective head...
Tiger Woods is due to appear at a press conference today but people will be surprised because Tiger is going to say "I didn't do it" as apparently he has come up with a cunning plan: Tiger is going to say that someone stole his passport and was imper...
Tiger Woods has announced that he will hold a press conference on Friday at a Golf Club in Florida. It will be his first public media address since apologizing for affairs and infidelity in December and the first press conference since before his Th...
LONDON - Once upon a time in merry ole' England Cheryl and Ashley Cole were the land of Shakespeare's most popular and happiest couple, other than Charlie and Cammy of course. But then the cold, frigid, British biting winter wind hit and it litera...
Don't be surprised if you see Tiger Woods between segments of network and local news ads. Apparently Tiger's vast fortune is slipping and he has finally agreed to do a commercial. Who would risk Tiger doing a commercial at this time? "We though...
Los Angeles - (Year of the Tiger): In a new interview this week porn actress and former Tiger Woods shag Veronica Slut-Daniels - aka Joslyn James - has warned fellow slags against straddling the golfing athlete under current planetary auspices. "A...
The Tiger Woods stories and jokes are starting to dwindle, and so the many mistress tales are also sliding down the ladder of 5 minutes of fame. Some of the mistresses are coming up with new ways to stay in the limelight by making comments about...
GOLF OBSERVERS SAY that "as Tiger Woods goes, so goes the tour." And since Tiger left the tour to deal with personal and marital problems, the tour has suffered from decreased revenues, decreased TV viewership and a general lack of interest. So tod...
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