Gstaad, Switzerland - (Walkover Mess): Twelve-times grand slam-winning tennis champion Roger Federer emerged from the doldrums today at an Alpine skiing resort chalet in Gstaad and told close friends of his retractile testicles blow at the Australian...
At the Australian Open tennis championship, we witnessed the dawn of a new era-the era of the silent letter powerhouses, at least according to Roger Federer, or Roger Dfederer, as he now likes to be known.
BRISTOL, CT - ESPN, the self-touted 'Worldwide Leader in Sports', announced Monday that it will be cutting most of the broadcasts of women's sporting events from its schedule.
Sky News has announced that British Tennis Ace Andy Murray is likely to be out of the game for at least a month which means that he will miss the first Tennis Grand Slam of the season the Australian Open.
Andy Murray, the moody Scottish tennis player, is heading for a showdown with the games ruling body, after he declared his intention to break the strict dress code for Wimbledon 2008, by wearing a tartan kilt with NOTHING UND...
The Spoof's Book Reviewing Team has compiled a list of suggestions for British tennis sensation, Andy Murray......
It was confirmed last night that British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, has been signed up to appear in a new biopic about Fred Perry.
Out of the Paris Masters and out of contention for Shanghai, The Spoof caught up with British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, to hear his thoughts on 2007.
What happened to our role-models and heroes? Olympic champion sprinter Marion Jones shamefully admits to steroid use; Tennis star Martina Hingis retires from professional play after testing positive for cocaine; NFL football superstar Michael Vick is embroiled in a dog-fighting scandal; F1 racing teams are accused of stealing information from rivals; World chess champion Deep Blue is arraigned...
Former Wimbledon champion Martina Hingis officially announced her retirement from tennis after her original and back up samples from this year's tournament tested positive for cocaine. She stated that the long suspension time and legal battles t...
Wimbledon, England - It pains this reporter to report this, but Henman Hill, that landmark of 20th century British culture and once a gathering place for our nation's proud people, has become a suicide blackspot as the repercussions of hero Tim H...
Tennis player Tim Henman, who only just announced his retirement last month, is set to make a comeback to the world of tennis by entering the wheelchair event at next year's Wimbledon, in what would surely rank as one of the sport's biggest s...
Tennis ace Tim Henman almost won last week's National Lottery draw, it was revealed. He almost won a tax-free cash prize of £4 million.
Tennis player and David Miliband lookalike Tim Henman has been seriously injured today when he tried to sere three balls in a foolish attempt to make himself look good.
Now that Roger Federer has won the US Open for the fourth time in a row, his 12th Grand Slam title, the USTA is taking action by having him undergo mandatory android testing. This is the first time such dramatic action has been taken since Pete Sampr...
Roger Federer has made it to the semi-finals of the US Open, overcoming Andy Roddick in straight sets, despite running out of rackets midway through the second set in what can only be described as an extraordinary night at Flushing Toilets.
American tennis star Andy Roddick has refused to get out of bed for his US Open quarter final clash with Roger Federer preferring to 'lie in, order pizza and watch some classic episodes of The Beverly Hillbillies in a white flag move unprecedented i...
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