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Funny story: Men, Don't Fear - You'll Still See Sharapova's Shapely Rear!

Men, Don't Fear - You'll Still See Sharapova's Shapely Rear!

BRISTOL, CT - ESPN, the self-touted 'Worldwide Leader in Sports', announced Monday that it will be cutting most of the broadcasts of women's sporting events from its schedule.

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Funny story: Tennis Ace Andy Murray Is Set To Have A Personality Bypass Operation

Tennis Ace Andy Murray Is Set To Have A Personality Bypass Operation

Sky News has announced that British Tennis Ace Andy Murray is likely to be out of the game for at least a month which means that he will miss the first Tennis Grand Slam of the season the Australian Open.

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Funny story: Andy Murray To Play Wimbledon 2008 In Kilt

Andy Murray To Play Wimbledon 2008 In Kilt

Andy Murray, the moody Scottish tennis player, is heading for a showdown with the games ruling body, after he declared his intention to break the strict dress code for Wimbledon 2008, by wearing a tartan kilt with NOTHING UND...

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Funny story: Recommended Christmas Books for Andy Murray

Recommended Christmas Books for Andy Murray

The Spoof's Book Reviewing Team has compiled a list of suggestions for British tennis sensation, Andy Murray......

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Funny story: Andy Murray signed up for Fred Perry biopic

Andy Murray signed up for Fred Perry biopic

It was confirmed last night that British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, has been signed up to appear in a new biopic about Fred Perry.

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Funny story: Andy Murray reflects on 2007

Andy Murray reflects on 2007

Out of the Paris Masters and out of contention for Shanghai, The Spoof caught up with British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, to hear his thoughts on 2007.

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Funny story: Fake Interviews With Real People - WWE's Batista

Fake Interviews With Real People - WWE's Batista

What happened to our role-models and heroes? Olympic champion sprinter Marion Jones shamefully admits to steroid use; Tennis star Martina Hingis retires from professional play after testing positive for cocaine; NFL football superstar Michael Vick is embroiled in a dog-fighting scandal; F1 racing teams are accused of stealing information from rivals; World chess champion Deep Blue is arraigned...

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Funny story: Martina Hingis Quits Tennis Due to Positive Cocaine Tests

Martina Hingis Quits Tennis Due to Positive Cocaine Tests

Former Wimbledon champion Martina Hingis officially announced her retirement from tennis after her original and back up samples from this year's tournament tested positive for cocaine. She stated that the long suspension time and legal battles t...

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Funny story: Henman Hill Becomes Suicide Blackspot

Henman Hill Becomes Suicide Blackspot

Wimbledon, England - It pains this reporter to report this, but Henman Hill, that landmark of 20th century British culture and once a gathering place for our nation's proud people, has become a suicide blackspot as the repercussions of hero Tim H...

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Funny story: Henman To Play Wheelchair Tennis

Henman To Play Wheelchair Tennis

Tennis player Tim Henman, who only just announced his retirement last month, is set to make a comeback to the world of tennis by entering the wheelchair event at next year's Wimbledon, in what would surely rank as one of the sport's biggest s...

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Funny story: Tim Henman almost wins National Lottery

Tim Henman almost wins National Lottery

Tennis ace Tim Henman almost won last week's National Lottery draw, it was revealed. He almost won a tax-free cash prize of £4 million.

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Funny story: Three Balls Incident leaves tennis player injured

Three Balls Incident leaves tennis player injured

Tennis player and David Miliband lookalike Tim Henman has been seriously injured today when he tried to sere three balls in a foolish attempt to make himself look good.

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Funny story: Roger Federer To Undergo Mandatory Android Testing

Roger Federer To Undergo Mandatory Android Testing

Now that Roger Federer has won the US Open for the fourth time in a row, his 12th Grand Slam title, the USTA is taking action by having him undergo mandatory android testing. This is the first time such dramatic action has been taken since Pete Sampr...

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Funny story: Federer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick

Federer Runs Out Of Rackets; Still Defeats Roddick

Roger Federer has made it to the semi-finals of the US Open, overcoming Andy Roddick in straight sets, despite running out of rackets midway through the second set in what can only be described as an extraordinary night at Flushing Toilets.

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Funny story: Roddick Refuses To Get Out Of Bed for Federer Clash

Roddick Refuses To Get Out Of Bed for Federer Clash

American tennis star Andy Roddick has refused to get out of bed for his US Open quarter final clash with Roger Federer preferring to 'lie in, order pizza and watch some classic episodes of The Beverly Hillbillies in a white flag move unprecedented i...

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Funny story: Murray Hires Rusedski To Help Him Smile

Murray Hires Rusedski To Help Him Smile

Scottish tennis sensation Andy Murray has employed Greg Rusedski as his new grinning coach, The Spoof can exclusively reveal. Murray requested the services of Rusedski after his former grinning coach quit, citing that getting Murray to smile was '...

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Funny story: Henman Brands Davis Cup Opponents 'Muppets'

Henman Brands Davis Cup Opponents 'Muppets'

British tennis player Tim Henman has branded Davis Cup opponents Croatia 'muppets' just weeks ahead of the crucial tie, accusing them of being 'wimps, pushovers and just pussies generally', in what can only be described as an uncharac...

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