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Funny story: Water on Moon Prompts Invasion

Water on Moon Prompts Invasion

Along with NASA's unprecedented announcement today that water has been discovered on the moon, came a joint press release from the Department of Homeland Security: The moon has been proliferating nuclear weapons, as well as harboring terrorists, and...

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Funny story: Nibiru cover-up traced to faked Apollo moon landings

Nibiru cover-up traced to faked Apollo moon landings

NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Area 51): The concealment of doomsday scenario Planet X intelligence may have been covered up by the same lunar oil exploration company behind the Apollo moon landings fakery. An article in this week's seminal UpstreamShagge...

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Funny story: NASA To Send "Comfort Girls" Into Space For Space Shuttle, Trip To The Moon

NASA To Send "Comfort Girls" Into Space For Space Shuttle, Trip To The Moon

In Houston, NASA officials have revealed that they will be sending "Comfort Girls" along with future longtime flights to the Space Station or to the surface of the moon. "It was getting ridiculous out there", stated former astronaut Ben Swisher. Y...

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Funny story: This Space Intentionally Left Blank

This Space Intentionally Left Blank

Google has stunned the Internet community by including a comment on their search page which can only be described as a paradox. When the Google search page first opens, the sentence 'This space intentionally left blank' is displayed below the page c...

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Funny story: IAU counter-sued by Patrick Phair

IAU counter-sued by Patrick Phair

Paris, France - Patrick Phair, son of the now deceased Venetia Burney, the girl who had been the only woman on Earth to name a planet, is counter-suing the International Astronomical Union for damages. In dispute again is Pluto, and whether it sho...

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Funny story: NASA credited with highest grossing film of the 20th century

NASA credited with highest grossing film of the 20th century

Houston, Texas - Sorry James Cameron, but the figures are now all in for determining who had the highest grossing film of the 20th century, and it was not "Titanic". While "Titanic" with Leonardo DiCaprio did bring in $1.8 billion, it was "Moon La...

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Funny story: Death form above! Death death...DEATH!

Death form above! Death death...DEATH!

That's what the people of Earth are screaming today as fifteen huge round hot things are heading straight for us from the depths of space! The population of Earth piss in their pants at the prospect of being squished into the galactic equivalent...

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Funny story: NASA in a Panic as Moon Slowly Deflates!

NASA in a Panic as Moon Slowly Deflates!

Huoston,Tx.-The United States' space Agency, NASA, is quietly panicking over the discovery that the device it sent crashing into the moon, has punctured the shell of the small satellite, which is now slowly deflating. "What was once a beautiful fu...

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Funny story: Space clown is kicked into orbit by fellow astronauts fed up with his "clowning around space antics"

Space clown is kicked into orbit by fellow astronauts fed up with his "clowning around space antics"

Multi- Billionaire Space clown Guy Laliberte has been booted out into orbit after fellow astronauts got sick to death of his "Orbital clowning around" in the space station ISS! Guy paid ca. $50 million for the pleasure of galactic entertaining his...

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Funny story: The Moon Vows Retaliation for Missile Attack

The Moon Vows Retaliation for Missile Attack

The Moon alarmed the people of Earth today and threatened retaliation for the bombing of its southern pole this week. In a message beamed live to all major news stations across the globe, an obviously angry alien figure shook its fist at the camera a...

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Funny story: New planet found in sock

New planet found in sock

A new planet was found in a man's sock today. It's called Plastron. It's red with some greenish spots on it; the planet not the sock. The sock is a greenish colour, probably used to be black but washed too many times and is faded. It was found in...

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Funny story: Discount Space Travel

Discount Space Travel

With the news that a clown has gone into space as a tourist, spending a cool twenty million dollars for his twelve day holiday, the big discount airlines have decided to get in on the act and offer their usual service but into space. BrianAir will...

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Funny story: Urine Recycling: NASA gag makes astronauts angry

Urine Recycling: NASA gag makes astronauts angry

Astronauts on the International Space Station were angry today after they fell for a practical joke from mission control. They were told to test a special machine which would clean up their urine to make it safe and drinkable. The world watched a...

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Funny story: Fake Moon Rock

Fake Moon Rock

The famous moon rock given to the worthy menheers of Amsterdam has turned out to be a fake. Neil Armstrong, exercising his well-known cheeky sense of humour presented the moonrock during a city tour many years ago and the Rijksmuseum has exhibited...

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Funny story: NASA to scrap rocket power in favor of Astral Projection

NASA to scrap rocket power in favor of Astral Projection

HOUSTON, Texas -- Major General Charles F. Bolden, Jr., the new NASA Administrator confirmed by congress on July 15, 2009, has released a memorandum to senior space cadets informing them of his decision to drastically cut the budget-and staff-of NASA...

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Funny story: Chinese Men Fight With Algerian Men Over Parking Space

Chinese Men Fight With Algerian Men Over Parking Space

In Algeria today there was a big fight between a lot of Chinese men and some Algerian men because of a dispute over a parking space. Mr Abdelkrim Salouda who is a shopkeeper in the Bab Ezzouar district of Algiers asked a Chinese migrant worker to...

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Funny story: The Mercury Mission

The Mercury Mission

NASA are trying to arrange a manned mission to Mercury even although most scientists say that life could not survive on the planet because of the lack of oxygen and the intense heat. Mercury is the closest planet to the sun and if you could stand...

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