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Funny story: Boots Accused Of "High Street Chemical Warfare"

Boots Accused Of "High Street Chemical Warfare"

Pharmaceutical giant Boots the Chemist has today denied claims that they are using underhand methods to attract customers.

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Funny story: Madman to Murder Mammals on the Mall

Madman to Murder Mammals on the Mall

Washington D.C. - On July 22, the "Motor City Madman" Ted Nugent will lead a contingent of Republican Senators and Congressmen and Vice President Dick Cheney on a bow hunting foray on the Washington Mall. Sponsored by the Bow Hunters of Nor...

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Funny story: Sex shop for dwarves!

Sex shop for dwarves!

London- Deep in the heart of London's red light district amid the sleazy neon and whispered requests something revolutionary is turning heads and clucking modest tongues.

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Funny story: Shopping frenzy at Fish bazaar

Shopping frenzy at Fish bazaar

An innocent bystander would think that the end of the world was nigh, judging by the frenzied flock of shoppers beating a path to an East London fish store. Fish Bazar in Shadwell has seen an amazing flurry of activity in the last few days, mainly du...

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Funny story: "Rampant Rabbit" Looks To Its Carbon Footprint

"Rampant Rabbit" Looks To Its Carbon Footprint

Sex shop chain, Anne Summers, has today decided to do something about its carbon footprint and is introducing biodegradable merchandise for the first time.

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Funny story: New ASBO's coming

New ASBO's coming

Home Secretary John Reid announced today from his bathroom, that he is considering a new style ASBO for disobedient toddlers.

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Funny story: Marks and Spencer's Make A Profit!

Marks and Spencer's Make A Profit!

Marks and Spencer's have for the first time in over ten years made a profit, the brave faced store, once believed the only place for a patriotic Brit to shop have finally convinced punters it "wasn't just an expensiv...

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Funny story: Diembolden and Walentrenched to Help America Vote (Or Not)

Diembolden and Walentrenched to Help America Vote (Or Not)

Ohio and (South of Oz) Arkansas -- The Big Vote company Diembolden has announced that it will partner with the Big Box operator Walentrenched to "improve" voting.

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Funny story: "No Shop" List Next Step in Securitizing America

"No Shop" List Next Step in Securitizing America

North Portsmouth, RI - The department of Homeland Security today announced the start of an expanded terrorist identification program, the new measures to be put into service at grocery stores and shopping malls.

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Funny story: The Holi-daze Are Coming!

The Holi-daze Are Coming!

It was a mistaken grandiose vision of (perhaps) a better world; one with less stress, less preoccupation; one which created more productivity--and the idea of less spending was also on the table! Rushing around would vanish. Lists of items that bring...

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Funny story: Toddlers Sprung from Shopping Carts; Havoc Ensues

Toddlers Sprung from Shopping Carts; Havoc Ensues

The American Academy of Pediatrics has recently warned parents about the dangers involved in putting children in shopping carts, citing the statistic that shopping carts were involved in injuries to more than 24,000 children last year. As a result,...

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Funny story: Jesus Saves at Wal-Mart!

Jesus Saves at Wal-Mart!

Laurel, Md. - Someone special has been shopping at the Wal-Mart at 3549 Russett Green in Laurel. This past Thursday, none other than Jesus Christ, the Son of God, was again seen pushing His cart through the store's broad aisles. This has become a r...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson Uses The Ladies Room

Michael Jackson Uses The Ladies Room

Michael Jackson entered the ladies room of a Middle Eastern shopping mall, put on some make-up at the mirror, and left. Afterwards, he said that he had not understood the symbol on the door and was confused by it. Jackson explained that his visit t...

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Funny story: Posh Spice launches latest autobiography

Posh Spice launches latest autobiography

Posh Spice, the stick-thin shopping machine better known as David Beckham's wife, has launched her latest autobiography - ‘Learning to Sing'. The book, which the footballer's spouse allegedly wrote all on her own, charts her failed attemp...

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Funny story: Ebay to launch E-Looting

Ebay to launch E-Looting

Inspired by reports of massive looting in New Orleans in the wake of hurricane Katrina Ebay, the world's largest online auction, launched E-Looting, an electronic shopping cart system that brings looters and buyers together.

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Funny story: Shopping Fatality Comes Back to Haunt Sainsbury's

Shopping Fatality Comes Back to Haunt Sainsbury's

A freak shopping accident which killed 92 year old pensioner and father of twenty-three Wilbert Wheatchaffer has left a London branch of British supermarket chain Sainsbury's no option but closure.

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Funny story: A Trip To The Mall

A Trip To The Mall

One evening not long ago my wife and I found ourselves bound for our local shopping mall. She had to buy stuff, you see. Now, don’t get me wrong. Neither my wife nor I are really shoppers, so I don’t want to imply that she was out there just mindlessly spending money, especially since she’ll probably read this and if I make her look bad I’ll catch it hot big time. By the way, have I told you how b...

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