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Funny story: Another Theory of Life by Norton Folgate

Another Theory of Life by Norton Folgate

Following on from our recent interview with Professor Norton Folgate where he revealed is theory of life, we received further correspondence from the Prof today which, whilst slightly confusing in itself, confused us as it appears to be another theory all together. To let you decide for yourself, we are printing the correspondence below, in full. "Two fat ladies, eighty-eight. So is there...

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Funny story: Theory of Life According to Norton Folgate

Theory of Life According to Norton Folgate

It is said that the mind of World renowned physicist Norton Folgate is a wonderful place to explore and recently we had the privilege of doing just that when he agreed to a frank interview to discuss his latest theory of life. Folgate's theory, which totally turns all other theories of life on their proverbial heads, is an interestingly one and one which, whilst at first seems totally implausib...

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Funny story: Collective Human Intelligence in Danger Due to Internet

Collective Human Intelligence in Danger Due to Internet

Scientists in Stockholm, Sweden are just now concluding a 5-year long research project designed to determine whether or not mainstream consciousness is finally overpowering mindless consciousness and endangering the world we live in to such a degree...

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Funny story: Centre Of Universe Located!

Centre Of Universe Located!

An influential scientist has thrown the world of theoretical physics into confusion with a controversial idea about the individual's place in the universe. Previously, the individual's place in the universe was the realm of philosophers - each per...

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Funny story: Antibiotics Made From Cockroach Brains Next Big Thing

Antibiotics Made From Cockroach Brains Next Big Thing

Scientists are working feverishly to find new ways to fight antibiotic-resistant strains of staph bacteria such as e-coli and MRSA, which have become epidemic throughout the world. The one insect you thought might be responsible for spreading such ba...

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Funny story: Vince Cable Unveils Science Spending Cuts Plan

Vince Cable Unveils Science Spending Cuts Plan

The coalition government's Business Secretary Vince Cable has unveiled a miraculous plan for a squeeze on public funding for scientific research, which will completely eradicate the need for ANY cash: don't do scientific research. He urged univers...

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Funny story: The Mystery Of Luck Finally Revealed

The Mystery Of Luck Finally Revealed

Ever wondered why bad things happen to people? Have you ever pondered your own mortality? Or considered why it is that 'luck' just isn't on your side? Well maybe you have the 'Bastard Particle'. Scientists from the USA, Sweden, Japan and Bournemou...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Newby Nature Notes

Isle of Wight News - Newby Nature Notes

NEWBY NATURE NOTES: by Billy Murray What do birds and bats have in common? Eyes. Birds enjoy flying around and not bumping into things, but bats don't use their eyes for the same purpose. Bats use a type of radar in order to achieve the same result. However, since the discovery of the white-nose syndrome in bats found living in Newby village, Isle of Wight, there is a possiblity...

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Funny story: Cats make women infertile

Cats make women infertile

The Paris Institute of Science and Baloney have completed a twenty-year study into women's fertility and concluded that cats make women infertile. "In our study," said Eyam Bonquers, lead biologist in the study, "we see a definite correlation betw...

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Funny story: Scientists Sacked For Creating New Life

Scientists Sacked For Creating New Life

Two scientists working at a laboratory in Oxfordhire claim to have cloned themselves, resulting in a totally new life form. The creature is like a miniature human being, at less than 50cm long and weighing just 3.5kg. Dr Quentin Nerd and fellow...

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Funny story: "Artificial Life" Achieved, Dr. Craig Venter Is A God Walking Among Pond Scum

"Artificial Life" Achieved, Dr. Craig Venter Is A God Walking Among Pond Scum

What is the big deal? Well, a genetic god walks among us! Dr. Venter has created "artificial life"! It is SO important for the world. Why? It just is. Especially for those science neigh sayers who don't want anything like this happening. Well...

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Funny story: Thanks Mary Shelley, For Giving Us Frankenstein, And A Reason To Fear Science!

Thanks Mary Shelley, For Giving Us Frankenstein, And A Reason To Fear Science!

It is all science's fault! It seems so easy, such a nice scapegoat for all the problems in the world. If we just go back to how things were before science, things would be so much better, sure life spans would decrease dramatically, but things would still be better. Ever since Mary Shelley gave us the infamous story of Dr. Frankenstein and his monster, we all naturally fear those strange pe...

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Funny story: Ramen Noodle Ingredient Added To Periodic Table

Ramen Noodle Ingredient Added To Periodic Table

Members of the Food and Drug Administration, along with members of the scientific community, have concluded that the main ingredient in Ramen Noodles is not to be found anywhere on the periodic table of the elements. "Not only is it not anywhere o...

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Funny story: Value of Pi Changed; Some Feel 'This Will Change Everything'

Value of Pi Changed; Some Feel 'This Will Change Everything'

WASHINGTON, DC - Leading scientists and researchers announced today that the long-held value of pi (3.14159265) is incorrect. The new value of pi has been copyrighted and will not be available free of charge. It will instead be made available in di...

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Funny story: Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 1)

Pissed Off Donkey Gets Medieval on Socialist Pigs (Part 1)

The simplicity and blessed routine of the family farm took a hideous turn outside of Edinburgh when details emerged of an incredible event giving new meaning to hostile takeover. The end result was that a Donkey by the name of Benjamin Orwell Falkes was euthanized in response to a rampage that left a menagerie of dead beasties in its wake. The harsh reaction and quick manner of his disposition...

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Funny story: Me 2

Me 2

The goal of science is pursuit of knowledge and understanding whys. While the goal of ‎technology is creation of new tools and systems. Observation definitely has taught man ‎a lot to come up with new discoveries.‎ Throughout his long life, man has learned that he cannot create matter, copper, but he ‎can develop alloys, brass. However this imitator has many times failed to see properly. ‎There...

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Funny story: Scientist proves Kerry Katona doesn't actually exist

Scientist proves Kerry Katona doesn't actually exist

The whole world celebrated today as it was announced that Kerry Katona is nothing but a figment of everyone's imagination, just like that annoying opera singing c*nt off the Go Compare adverts. All those tabloid headlines about breakdowns, bankrup...

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