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Funny story: Cosmetology School To Close Doors to Left-handers

Cosmetology School To Close Doors to Left-handers

BECKLEY, WV(TS) - The incoming class at Le Raven's Beauty Institute will look much different this fall. The school's board of directors voted last week to ban left-handed students from enrolling. The move was made after protests from instructors th...

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Funny story: Teacher Awards Children Top Marks - Even Though Their Work Was Absolutely Shite!

Teacher Awards Children Top Marks - Even Though Their Work Was Absolutely Shite!

An English teacher in the Thai capital of Bangkok told today of how he awarded some of his students top marks in one of his classes - even though their work was of the lowest standard imaginable, and, would, in the UK, be called 'shite'. The teach...

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Funny story: Middle School Computer Hacker "Elects" Unknown in South Carolina Primary

Middle School Computer Hacker "Elects" Unknown in South Carolina Primary

Columbia, SC - An anonymous email sent to Governor Mark Sanford's office offers a tantalizing clue to the unexpected primary victory of an virtually unknown canidiate in the recent South Carolina Democratic primary. The email to the Governor, which a...

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Funny story: Schools failing to teach children the core beliefs of Christianity, says Ofsted - I say leave religion out of schools

Schools failing to teach children the core beliefs of Christianity, says Ofsted - I say leave religion out of schools

As an 'educator' as teachers are now called, I worry about the rationale behind the headline that I read today: SHOOLS FAILING TO TEACH CHILDREN THE CORE BELIEFS OF CHRISTIANITY, SAYS OFSTED Christ, I am so glad I don't teach in England these days...

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Funny story: Mother Upset That "Free Education" Is Costing Her Money

Mother Upset That "Free Education" Is Costing Her Money

Juanita Maria Josephina Guadalupe de Jesus Gomez Gomez Rodriguez Gonzalez of Las Cruces, New Mexico is upset at the local school system. She claims that the free education promised her by the government is not free in her district. Through an int...

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Funny story: Boy Repeats Second Grade For Third Consecutive Year

Boy Repeats Second Grade For Third Consecutive Year

Des Moines, IA- Frankie Donovan recently set a dubious record at St. Francis Elementary School-repeating second grade for an unprecedented third year in a row. The Donovan's received the news late Friday afternoon. "We're a little disappointed,...

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Funny story: Middle School Bully Chokes On Grapes, Doesn't Suffer Brain Damage.

Middle School Bully Chokes On Grapes, Doesn't Suffer Brain Damage.

A local middle school bully choked and collapsed yesterday after stuffing an entire cluster of Muscadine grapes into his mouth. Clover Heights Middle School students who quoted teachers who quoted the Police who quoted the paramedics who responded to...

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Funny story: Ontario Teachers turning to Catholicism in order to 'land' a teaching job

Ontario Teachers turning to Catholicism in order to 'land' a teaching job

There is no 'shortage' of qualified teachers in Ontario. Quite the opposite in fact. There are so many new teachers looking for their first teaching contract that hundreds (if not thousands) are willing to do 'anything' in order to 'get' that first...

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Funny story: Teachers with Heavy Accents Removed from Arizona Classrooms; Governor Schwarzenegger claims "Dat's da Last Straw, Peepo."

Teachers with Heavy Accents Removed from Arizona Classrooms; Governor Schwarzenegger claims "Dat's da Last Straw, Peepo."

Phoenix, AZ - In yet another blow to Arizonans who are still reeling from the newly-enacted anti-immigration law, it is now being reported that teachers with heavy accents are being removed from Arizona classrooms. The Arizona Department of Education...

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Funny story: Cambs school cuts parental communication to save money

Cambs school cuts parental communication to save money

A Cambridgeshire school announced their latest idea to save money - ban parents. A spokeswoman said,"We find parents sticking their noses into what we are doing at school is very wasteful in staff time and completely counter-productive as WE are t...

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Funny story: Ministry of Ed. in Ontario, Canada, proposing Sex Education in Schools for 6 year olds

Ministry of Ed. in Ontario, Canada, proposing Sex Education in Schools for 6 year olds

What is the world coming to when top Politicians in Ontario, Canada, propose to start Sex Education classes in schools as early as Grade 1? These children are only six years old. Naturally some parents are up in arms and who can blame them? Th...

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Funny story: Seven Year old expelled from school for lewdness

Seven Year old expelled from school for lewdness

A seven-year old girl has been expelled from her primary school for her lewd behaviour. Miss X was caught in the girls' toilets on a number of occasions, looking under the doors into the occupied stalls. Children in the toilet stalls were obvio...

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Funny story: I Survived A High School Show Choir, It Ain't Like "Glee" At All!

I Survived A High School Show Choir, It Ain't Like "Glee" At All!

In my tempestuous youth during the early 1990's I decided that I wanted to join the exclusive, let's call it "TC" elite choir in my high school. The teacher, let's call her Mrs. Rather, said I needed to join the Show Choir, let's call it "SOS", first. I acquiesced to her request. Being a shy and tall girl, it was natural for me to be in the back row, and that is where I stayed. The more tale...

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Funny story: Twenty Fifth High School Reunion, a Great Success

Twenty Fifth High School Reunion, a Great Success

New York NY: After a quarter of a century a number of usually busy Liberty High School alumni decided to go to their first ever high school reunion. There was much "meeting and greeting" as groups of middle-aged people recognized each other and ta...

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Funny story: Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses

Naughty Alabama Senior Girls Paddled for Wearing Inappropriate Prom Dresses

Oxford, AL - Eighteen senior girls were singled out for wearing inappropriate dresses to their prom and given a punishment choice between paddling and 3 days' suspension. 17 of the girls chose paddling, while one chose the suspension. The girl who ch...

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Funny story: Easter Bunny runs amuck in Canadian Elementary School

Easter Bunny runs amuck in Canadian Elementary School

Police were called to Huffington Public School in Ontario this morning. (note: Public Schools in Canada are 'State schools' NOT posh private schools). The alarm was raised by the custodian Peter Scrubs who noticed the Easter Bunny sneaking into sc...

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Funny story: Spoof Saga Blamed for UK Teacher's Infatuation & Seduction of 16 year Old 'Pirate' Student

Spoof Saga Blamed for UK Teacher's Infatuation & Seduction of 16 year Old 'Pirate' Student

A 39 year old married Administrator of a UK school has been charged with the seduction and the carrying on of a 10 month affair with a 16 year old student in her charge characterized as her 'gorgeous Pirate.' The woman, who can not be named in ord...

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