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Funny story: Sarah Palin Agrees To Appear On 'The View' But Only As Long As She Is Not Asked Any Geography Questions

Sarah Palin Agrees To Appear On 'The View' But Only As Long As She Is Not Asked Any Geography Questions

HOLLYWOOD - Barbara Walters, the producer and head host of The View asked Sarah Palin to appear on her talk show. Palin informed Walters that she would but only on certain conditions. The first was that Walters had to promise her that she would no...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Has Now Stated That Abraham Lincoln Died From Getting Run Over By A Covered Wagon

Sarah Palin Has Now Stated That Abraham Lincoln Died From Getting Run Over By A Covered Wagon

SACRAMENTO, California - Sarah Palin took a little break from her Nationwide Bus Tour to visit Sacramento, California. The woman who never met a geographical question that she could not answer incorrectly told a reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Cha...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Replaces Bristol with Lady Gaga; Plans to Use New Daughter as Her Opening Act

Sarah Palin Replaces Bristol with Lady Gaga; Plans to Use New Daughter as Her Opening Act

Sarah Palin announced today that she is disowning her daughter Bristol and replacing her with Lady Gaga. The move is seen as an indication that Palin is about to seriously pursue the Republican nomination for president. "America is undergoing grea...

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Funny story: Palin Proposes Monarchy for America!

Palin Proposes Monarchy for America!

When the media arrived at Governor Sarah Palin's new home in Arizona this morning, it was in anticipation of a major news story. They were not disappointed! Sarah Palin took the make-shift podium in front of her new home and stated, "I am proposin...

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Funny story: It's Official! Sarah Palin to Run in the Belmont Stakes

It's Official! Sarah Palin to Run in the Belmont Stakes

Sarah Palin, the firebrand republican ex-Governor of Alaska, has decided to run, and she hopes, win the prestigious Belmont Stakes. The Belmont Stakes, a thoroughbred horse race that will be held this year on June 11th at Belmont Park in Elmont,...

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Funny story: Palin Sets Out Her Campaign Agenda

Palin Sets Out Her Campaign Agenda

Weird and wacky right winger Sara Palin gave the strongest clue so far that she would be throwing her hat in the ring for the 2012 Republican nomination when she laid down several strong policy statements. Palin, who is in the middle of her "One N...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin's Paul Revere

Sarah Palin's Paul Revere

Trapped again in the pesky media headlights during her bus tour of historical landmarks, Sarah Palin was asked another tricky, complex, gotcha question by a member of that lame brain media: "Who was Paul Revere?" Levi Johnston, unmarried father of...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Growing Tired of 16-Year-Old Daughter Willow's Wild Wayward Ways Takes Her Out of School

Sarah Palin Growing Tired of 16-Year-Old Daughter Willow's Wild Wayward Ways Takes Her Out of School

WASILLA, Alaska - A close family friend has said that Sarah Palin has finally gotten to her wits end with 16-year-old foul-mouthed daughter Willow. According to reports published in GOPicky Magazine, the former governor of Alaska and Tina Fey look...

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Funny story: Palin: "I came to New Hampshire not to Praise Mitt, but to bury him!"

Palin: "I came to New Hampshire not to Praise Mitt, but to bury him!"

The news media came in swarms this past week when Sarah Palin's bus arrived in New Hampshire. The first question shouted by a reporter from Politico was, "Governor, did you come here to step on Mitt Romney's announcement for president or is it just a...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says That During Her "Pizza Date" With Donald Trump She Agreed To Appear On Next Year's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

Sarah Palin Says That During Her "Pizza Date" With Donald Trump She Agreed To Appear On Next Year's 'Celebrity Apprentice'

MANHATTAN - A spokesperson for Sarah Palin stated that the meeting between Donald Trump and Palin at The Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square went very well. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tapioca Swizzle said that Donald Trump took care of the tab...

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Funny story: Future News: Republicons to Fire Teachers, Firefighters, Public Sector Workers

Future News: Republicons to Fire Teachers, Firefighters, Public Sector Workers

(Published 2013) CYBERTRON, D.C. - After a landslide 'victory' last year by the Republicons - a partnership between the Decepticons and the GOP - has renamed the capital and several large cities after Decepticons, including Megatronica (former New Yo...

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Funny story: The Pizzeria Restaurant Waiter Reveals What Sarah Palin And Donald Trump Talked About At Their Times Square Meeting

The Pizzeria Restaurant Waiter Reveals What Sarah Palin And Donald Trump Talked About At Their Times Square Meeting

MANHATTAN- One of the most talked about meetings since LeBron James met with the owner of the Miami Heat while he was still a Cleveland Cavalier took place in one of New York City's Pizzerias. Donald "The Hairdo" Trump and Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin met at New York's Famiglia Pizzeria located in Times Square. Their waiter Guido Casserole, 43, said that Mr. Trump had a Personal Pan Pepperoni Pi...

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Funny story: Palin Recruits Trump for 2012 Presidential Run

Palin Recruits Trump for 2012 Presidential Run

Continuing on her unofficial, unannounced, non-campaign bus and motorcycle tour of America, Sarah Palin stopped in New York to reportedly "Not recruit" Donald Trump as running partner for the 2012 presidential campaign. Dropping her bike leathers...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Jumps on Glenn Beck's 1791 Bandwagon

Sarah Palin Jumps on Glenn Beck's 1791 Bandwagon

Glenn Beck's battle cry for a return to the original bill of rights posted in 1791 has won another supporter in Sarah Palin as she campaigns, but isn't really campaigning across the United States. Reportedly feeling the outcry from gaggles of unha...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Proposes Mandatory Helmets for All Americans, All of the Time

Sarah Palin Proposes Mandatory Helmets for All Americans, All of the Time

Undeclared Republican presidential candidate Sarah Palin today asked Congress to replace Social Security, Medicare and other entitlements with a program that would provide a hardshell helmet for every man, woman and child in America. "It's time to...

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Funny story: Palin: "I thought The Rolling Thunder was a digestive problem!"

Palin: "I thought The Rolling Thunder was a digestive problem!"

As Sarah Palin prepared to board her bus for the Rolling Thunder rally in Washington DC his morning, she was asked by a reporter if this was the start of her presidential campaign and was she worried about the possible entry of Michele Bachmann in the race. Palin replied: "There's nothing wrong with Michele B, maybe she's a little on the floozy side but, you know, some people go for that!" T...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls Sarah Palin A Simple-Minded Soap Opera Political Diva

Donald Trump Calls Sarah Palin A Simple-Minded Soap Opera Political Diva

MANHATTAN - In a move that many political pundits are referring to as a textbook case of the pot calling the kettle black, Donald Trump has just stated that Sarah Palin is actually nothing more than a simple-minded soap opera political diva. The m...

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