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Funny story: Two of Santa's Reindeer on the Lam

Two of Santa's Reindeer on the Lam

North Pole - Today Santa's Little Helper Gazette reported that two of Santa's reindeer have escaped the North Pole Toy Factory and Compound and are on the lam. "Donner and Blitzen have escaped," shouted Santa Claus above the clatter, as he t...

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Funny story: Jackson, Sharpton, Christ Protest Santa Claus's "Ho Ho Ho"

Jackson, Sharpton, Christ Protest Santa Claus's "Ho Ho Ho"

(NORTH POLE) -- Consternation raged today among Santa's elves and other residents of this once-jolly community as spiritual leaders Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Jesus Christ of Nazareth expanded their protest of the use of the word "Ho&qu...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Has North Pole, Bunny Has His Easter Island

Santa Claus Has North Pole, Bunny Has His Easter Island

For centuries, archaeologists have had it wrong. Such eminent scientists as Margaret Mead and Thor Heyerdahl have theorized that the giant stone statues of Easter Island are actually Gods of the people or represtantions of former tribal leaders. In...

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Funny story: Santa Finally Makes it to Denver .. Kids Not Quite Elated

Santa Finally Makes it to Denver .. Kids Not Quite Elated

Santa, after telling Rudolph "I'm get'n too OLD for this crap", finally made his delivery to Denver last night, 6 days late. Claus, back on Christmas night being saddled with not only a blinding snowstorm but 2 totally wast...

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Funny story: Fall Out After Santa Disintegration--Americans Finally Achieve Peace During The Holidays

Fall Out After Santa Disintegration--Americans Finally Achieve Peace During The Holidays

It's been several days since reporters at The Spoof magazine reported the story of Santa Clause and his 18-reindeer being shot down over the White House by US Navy jet fighters flying for NORAD (North American Aeronautics Defense Command).

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Funny story: Santa Claus Lashes Out at Regifting

Santa Claus Lashes Out at Regifting

Sources at Santa's North Pole headquarters say that he is angry and bitter about the increasing popularity of regifting. Mrs. Claus reportedly told close friends that Santa was "getting tired of busting his ass" to deliver gifts that t...

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Funny story: True Cause of Santa's Announced Retirement Revealed: Global Warming

True Cause of Santa's Announced Retirement Revealed: Global Warming

Three of Santa's Reindeer Lost Due to Soft Ice in North Pole. Just hours after rumors of Santa's early retirement following his 2006 Christmas expedition, it has just been revealed that three of Santa's reindeer recently suffered...

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Funny story: Santa Quits Says It's Younger Man's Game

Santa Quits Says It's Younger Man's Game

In a shock move today Santa has quit and says that he's done his last spin round the world delivering presents and toys to all.

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Funny story: Santa Shot Down By NORAD; Millions of Children Witness Catastrophe

Santa Shot Down By NORAD; Millions of Children Witness Catastrophe

The US Air Force, NORAD (North American Aerospace Defense Command), in a gross case of mistaken identity, disintegrated Santa Clause and his 18 reindeer over Washington airspace this evening. Apparently, the heavy red man was flying over restricted a...

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Funny story: Botham Slams Sorry Santa

Botham Slams Sorry Santa

Ian 'Beefy' Botham has today accused Santa of being nothing more than an old fat bloke dressed up in a red outfit with a fake big white beard.

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Funny story: President Bush Discovers, Santa Claus is not Real

President Bush Discovers, Santa Claus is not Real

Former president George Herbert Walker Bush today informed his son via phone that .. all those toys that wound up under the tree every Christmas didn't come from Santa but from Sears instead. Aides say that the president, a bit taken back by the...

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Funny story: OAP Bob Gives Up On Being Santa Blames Italians

OAP Bob Gives Up On Being Santa Blames Italians

Old Bob Cobblers, who for years has been playing Santa to the kids of Evil Ridge, the notorious inner London housing estate, has decided to call it a day and hang up his Santa's beard and robes.

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Funny story: St Nick Nicked!

St Nick Nicked!

A man appeared in Lewisham crown court today to answer charges of housebreaking and resisting arrest.

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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears As Navy Finds Remains of Santa's Reindeer; "Donder Party" Ate Own Dead

Naked Britney Spears As Navy Finds Remains of Santa's Reindeer; "Donder Party" Ate Own Dead

NOME, AK, June 25, 2013, Reuters - Hopes faded for toy baron Nicholas Klaus and his legendary sheltered workshop yesterday after a U.S. Navy rescue team found the remains of his eight tiny reindeer on an ice floe 700 miles northeast of Point Barrow,...

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Funny story: More US Citizens Believe In Santa Claus Than In White House Iraq Victory Plan

More US Citizens Believe In Santa Claus Than In White House Iraq Victory Plan

(Washington--D.C.) In a CNN/USA Today poll, 53% of Americans polled believed more in Santa Claus than in victory in Iraq. And with a survey question also including belief in the Grinch and Snoopy, the number rose to 58%. The White House was quick to...

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Funny story: Santa Claus Arrested

Santa Claus Arrested

Santa Claus has been arrested under the USA Patriot Act after people reported a heavily bearded man seen flying last night around the rooftops of Washington DC suburban neighbourhoods, 3 miles from the White House.

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Funny story: The FAA and Homeland security ban Santa Claus from domestic airspace

The FAA and Homeland security ban Santa Claus from domestic airspace

In a surprise move today The Federal Aviation Administration and Homeland Security joined forces to unilaterally deny domestic air space clearance to the traditional Christmas Eve sleigh ride by Santa Claus.

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