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Funny story: Putin boosts gay magazine sales

Putin boosts gay magazine sales

NEW YAWK, NEW YAWK -- Half-naked photographs of Vladimir ("The Impaler") Putin as he fishes in a river, rides horseback, swims, hunts tigers, and vetoes Federal Assembly legislation has caught the eye of the publisher of The Upholder, a gay male maga...

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Funny story: Putin orders Russian forces into Hawaii

Putin orders Russian forces into Hawaii

Russian president Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin has ordered his crack Spacsnatz forces to seize the island of Maui in what many fear is a desperate attempt to secure a nice holiday destination for the Putins. Hot on the heels of the recent Crimean assa...

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Funny story: Putin spends entire time during Ukraine peace talks, sharpening stick with knife

Putin spends entire time during Ukraine peace talks, sharpening stick with knife

They were supposed to be the talks to bring peace to tensions between Ukraine and Russia after months of protests and aggressive sound bites from both countries. However Russian leader Vladimir Putin seemed to be in no mood to listen to compromises f...

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Funny story: President Obama Tells Russian President Putin: Vlady, We Ain't Buying No More of Your Vodka!

President Obama Tells Russian President Putin: Vlady, We Ain't Buying No More of Your Vodka!

CLEVELAND - The Battle of The Economic Sanctions between the USA and Russia has escalated yet another step. President Obama speaking in Cleveland in front of a convention for The Retired Tugboat Captains of Lake Erie was asked about the ongoing me...

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Funny story: Vice-President Biden Suggests To President Obama That Maybe We Should Make The Ukraine Our 51st State

Vice-President Biden Suggests To President Obama That Maybe We Should Make The Ukraine Our 51st State

CHICAGO - Vice-President Biden was addressing a convention of The Global Political Movement League in the Windy City when he was asked a question by a reporter with Political Salad Bar Magazine. Savannah Bamboo with PSBM asked the vice-president w...

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Funny story: Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies

Entire population of Ukraine revealed to be army of Russian spies

Tensions between the Ukraine and Russia simmered down today after it was discovered that the entire 44.6 million population of the Ukraine are actually an army of Russian spies that had infiltrated the country and slowly replaced the real population...

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Funny story: Ukraine declares war on Malta!

Ukraine declares war on Malta!

Not willing to sit back and accept Russian troops threatening their country, Ukraine have decided you go to war with tiny Malta because they feel they can actually pulverise the Maltese and do a Russia. There is also another reason for this unacce...

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Funny story: Putin treats Yanukovych to lunch and spa day after messy break-up from Ukraine

Putin treats Yanukovych to lunch and spa day after messy break-up from Ukraine

Ousted President of the Ukraine Vitkor Yanukovych has made his first public appearance in a week today alongside Russian leader and "friend" Vladimir Putin. The two went out for cocktails at a local bar in Moscow and the Russian Premier had announced...

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Funny story: With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

With World War 3 Looming The Big Question Still Remains - Did Ellen DeGeneres Pocket Pizza Man's Tip?

As tension mounts in the Crimea Peninsula, with Russia threatening to attack Ukraine forces if they do not surrender, the world holds it breath to see if the $500 tip collected by Oscar host Ellen DeGeneres from a host of Hollywood stars actually get...

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Funny story: Russian President Vladimir Putin Said He Was Disappointed That The Movie 'Gravity' Did Not Win The Oscar For Best Picture

Russian President Vladimir Putin Said He Was Disappointed That The Movie 'Gravity' Did Not Win The Oscar For Best Picture

MOSCOW - President Putin of Russia said that he was surprised that the movie that he was pulling for to win the Academy Award for best picture did not win. The Russian leader said that he was certain that Gravity starring the sexy Sandra Bullock a...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Warns President Obama He Better Keep His Nose Out of The Ukraine Situation

Kim Jong Un Warns President Obama He Better Keep His Nose Out of The Ukraine Situation

PYONGYANG, North Korea - In what many foreign press correspondents are calling a very amazing statement, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has warned the United States to stay out of Russia's business with the Ukraine. Kim Jong Un speaking at his Pr...

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Funny story: President Putin States That He Is Planning On Sending A Russian Aircraft Carrier To Cuba

President Putin States That He Is Planning On Sending A Russian Aircraft Carrier To Cuba

MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich News Agency is reporting that President Putin has decided to send one of Russia's mightiest aircraft carriers to Cuba. The Russian leader told Vodkavich that the RS Mikhail Baryshnikov will be setting sail within the ne...

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Funny story: Russian Winter Sports in Sochi cancelled as Putin invades Crimea

Russian Winter Sports in Sochi cancelled as Putin invades Crimea

Sochi, Black Sea - You can kiss your sorry ass goodbye, winter sports athletes from 100 countries were told this weekend, as ethnic civil unrest in nearby Crimea saw the return of the Russian troops in a pisskeeping exercise masterminded by the Kremi...

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Funny story: Russia To Withdraw Troops From Crimea

Russia To Withdraw Troops From Crimea

Russia has quietly started the withdrawal of troops from Crimea, known also as the Florida of the Ukraine. Hearing that the possible threat of war and Armageddon between the US and Russia was now averted, Senator John McCain and Senator Lindsey Graha...

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Funny story: President Obama Tells Russia's President Putin To Recall The Warship From Cuba Immediately

President Obama Tells Russia's President Putin To Recall The Warship From Cuba Immediately

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has been burning the late night oil for the past few days. Press Secretary Cal Colfax has said that President Obama is not at all happy with the fact that an armed Russian warship the RS Siberia is anchored in th...

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Funny story: Viktor Yanukovych Says He is Still President of Ukraine, Just On Vacation

Viktor Yanukovych Says He is Still President of Ukraine, Just On Vacation

Nowhere near Kiev, Ukraine Viktor Yanukovych claims that he is still the President of the Ukraine, despite reports that he has been deposed and has fled to Russia. "I am merely using up some of the vacation days I have accrued. I found that I don...

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Funny story: Cuba Has Just Sold 1.2 Million Cigars To Russia

Cuba Has Just Sold 1.2 Million Cigars To Russia

HAVANA, Cuba - President Raul Castro is thrilled to announce that he and President Putin have worked out a deal for Russia to buy Cuba's exquisite cigars. President Vladimir Putin is very excited at purchasing 1.2 million of Cuba's finest cigars t...

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