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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Turns Philanthropist

Rush Limbaugh Turns Philanthropist

Palm Beach, Florida (IPP) - Rush Limbaugh invited reporters to his ocean front home in Palm Beach to discuss his entry into the field of philanthropy. Rush says he has been a taker all of his life and now wants to give something back to the world.

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Funny story: Bush to Restart The Draft Focusing on Lawyers and Registered Democrats

Bush to Restart The Draft Focusing on Lawyers and Registered Democrats

Washington D.C. - President Bush took advantage of being out of the country in the Middle East today to drop a bombshell back home. He is restarting the military draft to relieve pressure on beleaguered troops in Iraq and Afghanistan. However, this t...

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Funny story: Ann Coulter Bears Rush Limbaugh's Child; Crack Baby Rumors Abound

Ann Coulter Bears Rush Limbaugh's Child; Crack Baby Rumors Abound

New York, New York -- Photos of Ann Coulter's and Rush Limbaugh's newborn baby girl were leaked to the press today despite the couple's wishes to the contrary. "I don't know who sold these pictures to the Post," a visibly angry Coulter stated at...

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Funny story: Worlds Earliest Being Linked to Rush Limbaugh

Worlds Earliest Being Linked to Rush Limbaugh

APE Line News - Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was caught by surprise by news that his DNA is nearly an exact match with Luther, a 3 billion year old humanoid from the Crustatian period.

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Introduces Toilet Seat Legislation

Nancy Pelosi Introduces Toilet Seat Legislation

Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and introduced a bill regarding toilet seats. Under the new legislation, if it passes, failure to put the seat down would be punishable as a class C felony. In a male dominated House of Representatives, this measur...

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Funny story: Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

Vote For The Newest Seven Wonders of The World

A group from Lisbon is asking web users around the globe to vote on the latest list of Seven Wonders of the World. Voters will have until early July to cast their ballots to determine which seven man made objects created before the year 2000 will be...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Announces Candidacy for Presidency on Democratic Ticket

Rush Limbaugh Announces Candidacy for Presidency on Democratic Ticket

Venerable talk show host, Rush Limbaugh, announced hours ago on his program's flagship radio station, WABC in New York City, that he would seek the Democratic nomination for the Presidency of the United States.

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Back on Drugs, Has Psychotic Episode

Rush Limbaugh Back on Drugs, Has Psychotic Episode

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - On his radio show, Rush Limbaugh had a psychotic episode in which he said, "had to be a liberal."...

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Funny story: Obama as Jesus Statue Causes Chicago Stir

Obama as Jesus Statue Causes Chicago Stir

A statue depicting Illinois Senator and presidential candidate Barrack Obama as Jesus Christ is causing a stir in Chicagao. The statue is the artwork of a college art student and was not meant as a political endorsement.

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

Schwarzenegger-Limbaugh Feud Heats Up

SACRAMENTO, CA -- Recently on the Today Show, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said that popular radio gasbag Rush Limbaugh is "irrelevent." Limbaugh fired back, saying that Schwarzenegger is a "closet liberal" and no R...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Admits Hots for 'Babe' Ann Coulter

Rush Limbaugh Admits Hots for 'Babe' Ann Coulter

ST. LOUIS (AP) -- Rush Limbaugh, the right-wing radio talk-show host who says he has half his brain jammed up his posterior "just to keep things fair," has admitted that he has the other half of his brain amorously infatuated with Ann Coult...

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Funny story: Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

Republicans create "Truth Squad" in House of Representatives

From the people who brought you the IRAQ war-- sans Body Armour for the Troops they claim to support with such Patriotic Vigor.

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Funny story: CNN Breaking News: "Osama Enters U.S. Presidential Race"

CNN Breaking News: "Osama Enters U.S. Presidential Race"

Sources close to CNN have informed us that Osama is running for president. Osama is very popular among Democrats and liberals because of his opposition to the Iraq War. Osama, appearing at his latest press conference, said "we must fix the mess...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Buys Indian Motel Chain, Desert Bedouin

Rush Limbaugh Buys Indian Motel Chain, Desert Bedouin

In surprising news today, American radio personality, Rush Limbaugh bought The Desert Bedouin chain of Indian-owned motels from the Patel family. The Desert Bedouin has been a fixture in American culture for the last 20 years, under...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld will call Rush Limbaugh to testify at War Crimes trial

Rumsfeld will call Rush Limbaugh to testify at War Crimes trial

A group of lawyers say they will be filing charges of War Crimes against outgoing Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld in Germany next week, for the role he played in authorizing the use of torture at Abu Graib and Guantanamo Bay. The trial will take p...

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Funny story: Naked Britney Spears, Nude Paris Hilton Mum After Limbaugh Says Dems Exaggerate Effects of Death On Deceased GIs

Naked Britney Spears, Nude Paris Hilton Mum After Limbaugh Says Dems Exaggerate Effects of Death On Deceased GIs

Right wing radio host Rush Limbaugh said yesterday that Democratic campaign ads featuring flag draped caskets of American soldiers killed in Iraq were "shamelessly" exaggerating the effects of death.

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Funny story: Pfizer Sues Rush Limbaugh Over Viagra Use

Pfizer Sues Rush Limbaugh Over Viagra Use

As if his constant battle with drugs weren't enough to irritate the bellicose radio host, Rush Limbaugh must now deal with a lawsuit from the Pfizer marketing department.

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