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Funny story: Princes Charles, Harry, William, Andrew and Edward not to face reselection for next year's Royal positions

Princes Charles, Harry, William, Andrew and Edward not to face reselection for next year's Royal positions

As expenses scandal after expenses scandal rocked the nation, with politicians falling over themselves to deny any wrongdoing before either resigning or being sacked, the Royal Family's selection committee decided not to reselect Princes Charles, Har...

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Funny story: Security, Air Quality Elevated After Family Reunion Picnic

Security, Air Quality Elevated After Family Reunion Picnic

Blubberbutt, Florida: Mrs. Junie Raymond of Blubberbutt would like the southeastern states of the U.S. to know that the entire area is now under a red alert. "You should go inside until the wind changes", declared Mrs Raymond to reporter Ima Gon...

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Funny story: Royal suspended in new expenses row

Royal suspended in new expenses row

A member of the Royal Family has now been suspended, as it was revealed that he'd spent an incredible amount of taxpayers' money on totally non-essential items. Prince 'X' had made claims for: Millions of pounds in RAF helicopter-flying lessons...

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Funny story: Definite Royals Vs Possible Racist In Garden Party Brawl

Definite Royals Vs Possible Racist In Garden Party Brawl

Several people were shocked recently to discover that British National Party spokesman Mussolini Evans was invited to a Buckingham Palace garden party as the guest of someone important whose name escapes me. At the garden party he will literally...

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Funny story: Prince Phillip Prompts Row Over Britain's Got Talent

Prince Phillip Prompts Row Over Britain's Got Talent

Prince Phillip started yet another right royal row over his no-holds-barred criticism of ITV favourite Britain's Got Talent. He panned the show as "Bloody appalling rubbish." No stranger to controversy, the Prince revealed that he'd been all set t...

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Funny story: Frenzied Activity At The Palace - MI6 Involved

Frenzied Activity At The Palace - MI6 Involved

It was supposed to be an uneventful day at that big house at the end of the Mall, the one with the big garden and the soldiers. But it would appear that things have gone dreadfully wrong. Minutes ago, hordes of MI6 men, wearing dark suits, ray-ban...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace announce S&M practices an historical feature of royal life, shock, horror!

Buckingham Palace announce S&M practices an historical feature of royal life, shock, horror!

Shockingly Buckingham Palace has just revealed that not only Prince Harry enjoys a bit of Nazi, Sado & Maso-ing, also the Queen, Prince Philip and that expert equestrian Princess Anne regular exchange whippings, tortures and bare back horsey ridi...

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Funny story: Dutch monarchy 'a train wreck'

Dutch monarchy 'a train wreck'

Apeldoorn, Holland - (Freaky Ass Mess): Dutch monarchy hoaxer Queen Beatrix is in a state of shock after police said an ominous Queen's Day parade car crash was 'an inside job'. Beatrix, 69, and her ragbag of sycophantic royal wannabes escaped unh...

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Funny story: Granny Grabbed And Put In Home

Granny Grabbed And Put In Home

An old woman was forcibly removed from her family home and returned to a residential care home. Her family had been concerned about her treatment in the home. Elizabeth Windsor, 85, of 1 The Mall, London, was sitting in the living room playing Mon...

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Funny story: Kardashian Family Member Getting Plastic Surgery

Kardashian Family Member Getting Plastic Surgery

Kim Kardashian announced that a family member will be undergoing plastic surgery to alter their looks substantially. An unnamed source claimed the surgery was prompted by the utter shame of being a Kardashian and that, post-surgery, the family mem...

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Funny story: Obamas Charged With Serious Breaches Of Royal Protocol

Obamas Charged With Serious Breaches Of Royal Protocol

Buckwheat's Palace, London, Ingerland - Outrage in the UK as US President and First Lady, Barack and Michelle Obama allegedly breached the rules of Royal protocol whilst here under sufferance in the first place. The First Lady has been widely crit...

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Funny story: Obamas Meet The Little People In London

Obamas Meet The Little People In London

The celebrated President and First Lady of the USA, Barack and Michelle Obama this evening sat down to dinner with some little people. "Who is that?" the President reportedly asked an aide. "That's the Queen of England," came the reply. "You...

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Funny story: There's a bloody good reason for banning Catholics from the Throne Gorgon Brown is told

There's a bloody good reason for banning Catholics from the Throne Gorgon Brown is told

London - (Bloody Mary Mess): Buoyed by superb MI5 disinformation about the disgusting 'God's Banker' trial fiasco daftass Opus Dei pederasts are gobsmacked this weekend following the news that the centuries long ban on Catholics in the monarchy is se...

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Funny story: Monarchy Facing Constitutional Reform

Monarchy Facing Constitutional Reform

In the biggest shakeup of the constitutional Monarchy since Henry VIII had a row with his wife, the Government have announced sweeping changes to the Succession process. In a bid to modernise the Monarchy and to bring the succession process in lin...

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Funny story: Deluded Cowell Says - "I am the true heir to the throne! All bow down before me!"

Deluded Cowell Says - "I am the true heir to the throne! All bow down before me!"

In a story that would not seem amiss in his own hit soap opera, Coronation Street, pint-sized pop Svengali, Simon Cowell, has claimed that Prince Phillip called him a sponger. Close friends and insiders to his inner scrotum, tell of Cowell's incre...

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Funny story: Royal firm's adverts 'a load of bollocks'

Royal firm's adverts 'a load of bollocks'

Adverts for two herbal remedies, made by Bonny Prince Charlie's firm Quacky Aboriginal Nonsensicals, are 'complete and utter bollocks', the regulatory group Medicines That Often Dowork, MTOD, said today. 'The ads are total pish', MTOD's chief exec...

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Funny story: Buckingham Palace Won in Raffle

Buckingham Palace Won in Raffle

In a bid to beat falling house prices Buckingham Palace has been won as first prize in a countryside raffle. The giveaway was intended to create a buzz around the housing market, to get people buying again . It was won by a Mr. C.George of Wind...

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