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Funny story: Wedding Horror Feared

Wedding Horror Feared

Buckingham Palace is in turmoil at the prospect of strikes being called to coincide with the wedding of William and Kate. The Queen, in a private audience with David Cameron has expressed her horror at the possibility of strikes and the Government...

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Funny story: Chinese government uses political prisoners to manufacture Royal Wedding Lavatory Paper

Chinese government uses political prisoners to manufacture Royal Wedding Lavatory Paper

Just imagine it...wiping the old backside with royal faces...gives new meaning to Kiss me Arse! Always in the rush to make a fast buck, Chinese manufacturers are cashing in on the British royal wedding by rolling out bales of Royal Wedding lavator...

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Funny story: Tea Towels to Return to Royal Wedding Kitsch List

Tea Towels to Return to Royal Wedding Kitsch List

In a rapid about face, Buckingham Palace has announced it will launch an entire range of collectible tea towels to mark the monarchy saving wedding of Prince William and Catherine 'that's not Kate to you' Middleton. Originally, commemorative souve...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup

Kate Middleton to sign draconian Palace prenup

London - (Reuterus): She's to be microchipped like the royal corgis - in case of any abduction or kidnapping attempts. Random drug testing, regular monitoring of SMS texts/emails and compulsory lie detector tests every six months are also on the P...

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Funny story: Mohammed Al Fayed blood money bankrolls William wedding

Mohammed Al Fayed blood money bankrolls William wedding

London - (Ponzi Scammers): His £1.5 billion Qatari rake-off from the sale of Harrabs is the source of a £100 million blood money pay off for Princess Diana's DUI death. Draconian injunctions taken out by the Queen late last year now gag any refere...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth - Slave Driver - Gordon Ramsay comments

Queen Elizabeth - Slave Driver - Gordon Ramsay comments

Queen Elizabeth is - it appears - a Royal slave driver. Apparently she will NOT be giving staff at the 'Palaces' the day off on William and Kate's Wedding Day. Naturally, they are all pretty upset, which is putting in mildly. No wonder she is hav...

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Funny story: Celebrating last birthday as commoner Kate Middleton confesses she's a big fan of The Spoof.com spoofers

Celebrating last birthday as commoner Kate Middleton confesses she's a big fan of The Spoof.com spoofers

Loved by the bourgeoisie; hated by the proletariat; despised by self-righteous class abjurers - she who will be Queen of England celebrates her last birthday on Sunday, as a commoner before she officially becomes British royalty. It is understood...

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Funny story: His 'n' Hers Sunglasses for Royal Wedding

His 'n' Hers Sunglasses for Royal Wedding

Prince William and Kate Middleton will wear sunglasses at their forthcoming wedding, especially created for them by up-and-coming children's sunglasses designer Romeo Beckham, eight year old son of David and Victoria.They are to be the Beckham's w...

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Funny story: Wildlife suicide pandemic is nature's protest at royal wedding

Wildlife suicide pandemic is nature's protest at royal wedding

London - (Fawning Fauna Furor): Illuminati mind control experiment technology may be to blame for the tide of animal kingdom protest suicides. This week's global pandemic of bird, fish and crab fatalities is being linked to an electronic sublimina...

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Funny story: Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta

Phil The Greek Restores Noble Right Of Prima Nocta

In what is likely to be seen as a highly controversial move, HRH Prince Philip has taken it upon himself to restore the ancient noble's right of Prima Nocta. This is the right which allows a senior royal to have sexual rights to the wife of a newly m...

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Funny story: Astrologers warn of Kate Middleton wedding disaster ahead of troubling birthday aspects

Astrologers warn of Kate Middleton wedding disaster ahead of troubling birthday aspects

London - (Portents): The royal wannabe and New Labour hoaxer's birthday on Sunday is riddled with disaster star gazers have warned. An apocalyptic aspect between the Sun and Saturn on her Saturn Return anniversary will see Kate Middleton's gargant...

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Funny story: Royal Family Cut Wedding Costs

Royal Family Cut Wedding Costs

Her Majesty the Queen, has decreed, that royal weddings will now be financed in line with ordinary working class nuptials. This has shocked Palace aides and flunkies who make thousands of pounds out of the royal wedding festivities. Everybody invo...

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Funny story: Will and Kate's prick-teasing, pussy-tickling wedding plans

Will and Kate's prick-teasing, pussy-tickling wedding plans

Kate Middleton's after-shag glow blinded millions of Breakfast News viewers today as she revealed more details of the coming Royal bedding. In an effort to keep up a brave face against decapitation threats by anarchist assassins, Will and Kate hav...

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Funny story: Wills and Kate announce Royal Wedding plans

Wills and Kate announce Royal Wedding plans

Prince William and Kate Middleton have today announced the plans for their very unlavish wedding next Easter. Owing to the current recession, the royals will attempt to hide how incredibly rich they are. Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams wil...

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Funny story: Royal couple announce wedding plans and millions of Brits hoping to escape it, book their holidays too!

Royal couple announce wedding plans and millions of Brits hoping to escape it, book their holidays too!

Prince William and his wife to be, Kate Middleton have officially announced their wedding itinerary for the great day. From morning till evening everything has been meticulously planned and even an official public holiday has also been announced.

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Funny story: Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding to 'be done on a budget'

Prince William and Kate Middleton's Royal Wedding to 'be done on a budget'

This years royal wedding will not be as extravagant as past events and is estimated to cost less than £500! Following the ceremony the couple will be transported by a 1966 Jaguar Mk2 in rusty white to Fox and Hounds pub in Peckham. Once there they...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will be the 'ring-bearer' and that Susan will push him down the...

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