It's finally here! The latest, reputedly the greatest, Twilight movie - Twilight Saga: Eclipse - premiered in the UK yesterday, writes Vacuous Drivel Correspondent, Lucy Lastick. Devon's Cullompton Cinema was the super-glam venue chosen by Team Tw...
A text message from our showbiz source, Buffty Ginslinger, caused sharp intakes of breath and gasps of incredulity yesterday afternoon at the Skoob News office, as we were informed that Twilight star Rob Pattinson is set to marry Harry Potter star Em...
The not at all fraudulent psychic, Derek Acorah has investigated Twilight Eclipse movie stars Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson, convinced in the reality of both Vampires and Werewolves. Already, Acorah has found the Yeti, Bigfoot and the Loch Nes...
HOLLYWOOD - Movie critics from Boston to Bombay are all singing the same tune and that is that the latest Twilight Saga: Eclipse has blown the previous two out of the water, no pun intended. Twilight Saga: #3 has got teens and tweens hollering out...
A very surprised Taylor Lautner was handcuffed and taken away by police while with the crew of Twilight Eclipse Tuesday morning. "What am I being arrested for?", requested the actor. But the police officers would only read him his rights. Appea...
Hollywood - (Zitty Occultation News): The fiery-haired Village, Lady In the Water, Manderlay, Spider-Man 3, Terminator Salvation, The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse actress is sending bloodpressure rates soaring ahead of...
The release this week of the latest instalment in the Twilight saga, 'Eclipse' means that its youthful acting triumvirate of Pattinson, Stewart, and Lautner look set to take over the media yet again, for some time to come. Whilst this is undoubted...
Robert Pattinson, who has been playing the vampire, Edward Cullen for most of the past two years, was extremely surprised to find out that he is actually related to Vlad The Impaler, the person that "Dracula" was modeled after by horror author Bram S...
The biggest news for Twilight fans may not be the next movie but the latest rumor going around that star Robert Pattinson is teaming up with Twilight novelist, Stephenie Meyer in doing a live play based on the Twilight movie series. "It has a grea...
HOLLYWOOD - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with The Candlelight Motion Picture Company has just informed the entertainment media that they will soon begin production on the film Damn Volcanic Ashes - The Eyjafjallajokull Story. The motion p...
Taylor Lautner told reporters today that "Sure, I think all three of us would do our parts near the end of "Bree Tanner" as it would take very little time for us to do it. But it won't be about us so much as the lead roles." Kristen Stewart also s...
CLEVELAND - Gunther Krottentokker, the producer of the new motion picture from Cripple Creek Pictures The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires, has said that he has signed Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus to appear in the movie based on the...
The final episode of Twilight, "Breaking Dawn" will be split into two installments say the actors. "We all had certain places for the first installment to end and the last one to begin but I think Kristen's idea is the best one", stated star Rober...
Former Banality Fair cover star Robert Pattinson went on Timeline to talk about the twilight of his career and his unfortunate demise in the year 2016. "I guess I just thought if too many good things happen, then you're gonna die at 30," said the...
INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - The producers of The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania have verified that they have signed Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron to make a guest appearance on the Bravo Network show. Seth and Shirley Firkin said that the...
Team Twilight teen heart-throbs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seem delighted that the World Cup has begun in South Africa, writes Walter Kenneth Winterbottom-Wolstenholme, Association Football and Apiology Correspondent. According to a sour...
Kristen Stewart, after Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner got her to sit down and read part of the script, has now agreed to join the two in the Mel Brooks Parody, "Weekend At Bella's" "I laughed so hard I almost wet my panties", Stewart was repo...
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