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Funny story: Robert Pattinson To Marry Emma Watson - Taylor Lautner To Be Best Man And Kristen Stewart To Be Maid Of Honour

Robert Pattinson To Marry Emma Watson - Taylor Lautner To Be Best Man And Kristen Stewart To Be Maid Of Honour

A text message from our showbiz source, Buffty Ginslinger, caused sharp intakes of breath and gasps of incredulity yesterday afternoon at the Skoob News office, as we were informed that Twilight star Rob Pattinson is set to marry Harry Potter star Em...

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Funny story: Derek Acorah investigates Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson

Derek Acorah investigates Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson

The not at all fraudulent psychic, Derek Acorah has investigated Twilight Eclipse movie stars Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson, convinced in the reality of both Vampires and Werewolves. Already, Acorah has found the Yeti, Bigfoot and the Loch Nes...

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Funny story: "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" - AKA Le Menage A Trois Is Kicking Ass

"The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" - AKA Le Menage A Trois Is Kicking Ass

HOLLYWOOD - Movie critics from Boston to Bombay are all singing the same tune and that is that the latest Twilight Saga: Eclipse has blown the previous two out of the water, no pun intended. Twilight Saga: #3 has got teens and tweens hollering out...

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Funny story: Twilight's Taylor Lautner Arrested!

Twilight's Taylor Lautner Arrested!

A very surprised Taylor Lautner was handcuffed and taken away by police while with the crew of Twilight Eclipse Tuesday morning. "What am I being arrested for?", requested the actor. But the police officers would only read him his rights. Appea...

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Funny story: Twilight Eclipse star Bryce Dallas Howard knocks the spots off Kristen Stewart

Twilight Eclipse star Bryce Dallas Howard knocks the spots off Kristen Stewart

Hollywood - (Zitty Occultation News): The fiery-haired Village, Lady In the Water, Manderlay, Spider-Man 3, Terminator Salvation, The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse actress is sending bloodpressure rates soaring ahead of...

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Funny story: Eclipse Movie Release Heralds The Return Of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner

Eclipse Movie Release Heralds The Return Of Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart And Taylor Lautner

The release this week of the latest instalment in the Twilight saga, 'Eclipse' means that its youthful acting triumvirate of Pattinson, Stewart, and Lautner look set to take over the media yet again, for some time to come. Whilst this is undoubted...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Related To Vlad The Impaler Or Count Dracula

Robert Pattinson Related To Vlad The Impaler Or Count Dracula

Robert Pattinson, who has been playing the vampire, Edward Cullen for most of the past two years, was extremely surprised to find out that he is actually related to Vlad The Impaler, the person that "Dracula" was modeled after by horror author Bram S...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson, Stephenie Meyer Collaborate On Twilight Stage Play After Last Movie

Robert Pattinson, Stephenie Meyer Collaborate On Twilight Stage Play After Last Movie

The biggest news for Twilight fans may not be the next movie but the latest rumor going around that star Robert Pattinson is teaming up with Twilight novelist, Stephenie Meyer in doing a live play based on the Twilight movie series. "It has a grea...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber, Vanessa Hudgens, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Sir Paul McCartney To Star In "Damn Volcanic Ashes - The Eyjafjallajokull Story"

Justin Bieber, Vanessa Hudgens, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Sir Paul McCartney To Star In "Damn Volcanic Ashes - The Eyjafjallajokull Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Cripple Creek Pictures in association with The Candlelight Motion Picture Company has just informed the entertainment media that they will soon begin production on the film Damn Volcanic Ashes - The Eyjafjallajokull Story. The motion p...

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Funny story: Pattinson, Kristen & Lautner Man Do "Bree Tanner" But Only At End Of The Movie

Pattinson, Kristen & Lautner Man Do "Bree Tanner" But Only At End Of The Movie

Taylor Lautner told reporters today that "Sure, I think all three of us would do our parts near the end of "Bree Tanner" as it would take very little time for us to do it. But it won't be about us so much as the lead roles." Kristen Stewart also s...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus To Star in "The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires"

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus To Star in "The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires"

CLEVELAND - Gunther Krottentokker, the producer of the new motion picture from Cripple Creek Pictures The Vindictive Vuvuzela Vampires, has said that he has signed Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Miley Cyrus to appear in the movie based on the...

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Funny story: Twilight Ending To Be Split Into Two Parts

Twilight Ending To Be Split Into Two Parts

The final episode of Twilight, "Breaking Dawn" will be split into two installments say the actors. "We all had certain places for the first installment to end and the last one to begin but I think Kristen's idea is the best one", stated star Rober...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson Prepares for Untimely Death

Rob Pattinson Prepares for Untimely Death

Former Banality Fair cover star Robert Pattinson went on Timeline to talk about the twilight of his career and his unfortunate demise in the year 2016. "I guess I just thought if too many good things happen, then you're gonna die at 30," said the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron To Appear On "The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania"

Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron To Appear On "The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania"

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - The producers of The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania have verified that they have signed Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron to make a guest appearance on the Bravo Network show. Seth and Shirley Firkin said that the...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love The World Cup Bees

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Love The World Cup Bees

Team Twilight teen heart-throbs Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart seem delighted that the World Cup has begun in South Africa, writes Walter Kenneth Winterbottom-Wolstenholme, Association Football and Apiology Correspondent. According to a sour...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart May Join Pattinson & Lautner In Mel Brooks Vampire Spoof

Kristen Stewart May Join Pattinson & Lautner In Mel Brooks Vampire Spoof

Kristen Stewart, after Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner got her to sit down and read part of the script, has now agreed to join the two in the Mel Brooks Parody, "Weekend At Bella's" "I laughed so hard I almost wet my panties", Stewart was repo...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Announce That "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" Will Be Shown In 5-D

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Announce That "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" Will Be Shown In 5-D

HOLLYWOOD - Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have both let the cat out of the bag and the producers of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse are not at all happy. Pattinson and Stewart announced on The Oprah Winfrey Show that the latest edition of the va...

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