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Funny story: All aboard the atheist train!

All aboard the atheist train!

The current fad amongst the mentally lazy is that of atheism. It has been claimed by the BAPS - British Atheist Propaganda Society that it is 'cool' to be an atheist. Once the domain of the faux intellectuals, now it is the topic of hot debate on ITVs 'Loose Women'! It is impossible to prove a universal negative, yet atheism - the belief that there is no God, makes just that wacky claim! Foolis...

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Funny story: London 2012 Olympics to be extended to avoid religious holidays

London 2012 Olympics to be extended to avoid religious holidays

As part of the London 2012 Olympics "Respect for religion" campaign, no sporting events will take place on any religious holy days. All Sundays will be left empty to appease the Christians, and Fridays and Saturday too because of the Jews and Muslims...

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Funny story: Pope renews sponsorship with bread factory

Pope renews sponsorship with bread factory

The Roman Catholic church has renewed its centuries-old sponsorship deal with the bread factory, countering suspicions that the Pope was cosying up to Garibaldi biscuits magnate Garry Baldy. The bread factory has enjoyed a near exclusive relations...

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Funny story: 'W*nking Jesus' ad banned

'W*nking Jesus' ad banned

London - A mobile phone company has been censured for using religious imagery to boost sales. The 'winking Jesus' offended people's sensibilities almost as much as a previous 'Messiah' campaign for glue-maker No More Nails. Commenting on the ba...

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Funny story: Penis Biometrics Installed In Vatican City

Penis Biometrics Installed In Vatican City

A New era in Vatican security has been realized today. The introduction of Genital Biometrics to Vatican City, brings with it much hope for the rehabilitation of Holy Mother Church's reputation. This high tech solution to an age old problem is the cu...

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Funny story: Crystal Meth-odist Church of God busted in North Carolina!

Crystal Meth-odist Church of God busted in North Carolina!

Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC, was released today from his thirty-day house arrest for selling crystal meth to a Cub Scout troop. There were only two reporters at the rectory as he emerged -- one from the local Franklin Times and the oth...

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Funny story: Saudi Arabia bans Flying Spaghetti Monster

Saudi Arabia bans Flying Spaghetti Monster

Followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, also known as Pastafarians, are no longer welcome in Saudi Arabia after a new law was passed banning them. It is not known how many people in the deeply religious kingdom worship the noodly deity, but th...

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Funny story: Strange Religion Causes Controversy

Strange Religion Causes Controversy

A new religion has formed called Factology, a religion supposedly based entirely on fact. The religion was started when Reverend Babba Yagga Yuga (formerly know as Peter Simmons) was meditating in a field when a strange vision came to him. He said...

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Funny story: Harry Redknapp To Found A New Religion - Cockology

Harry Redknapp To Found A New Religion - Cockology

The disturbing news emanating from White Hart Lane appears to be hinting that Tottenham Hotspur FC are preparing to found a new global religion "a bit like wot that L Ron Hubbard geezer done wiv Scientology," and that the new religion - Cockology - i...

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Funny story: San Francisco to vote on religious mutilation ban

San Francisco to vote on religious mutilation ban

In an up-and-coming vote which will take place in San Francisco in November, voters will be given the choice on whether religious groups should be banned from mutilating their children in the name of their faith. The ban is controversial because...

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Funny story: Biologists solve national debt problem

Biologists solve national debt problem

FORT DETRICK - Maryland Biologists, according to Dr. Ollarday, have developed a new vaccine that will spread with the next flu virus that will solve the national debt problem. The protein fragments that cause the brain to try to collect owed monies...

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Funny story: Christians Accuse Muslim Convert Of Cheating At Golf: Part 2 Of A Series

Christians Accuse Muslim Convert Of Cheating At Golf: Part 2 Of A Series

One day after Dr. B converted to Islam he was accused of cheating while playing golf with his "Christian" golf partners. As you know, all practicing Muslims must kneel down five times a day facing Mecca and pray. By extraordinary coincidence, each of the five times Dr. Billingsgate knelt down his ball was either in the rough or under a tree branch that impeded his swing. By the time he had ren...

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Funny story: Internationally Respected Christian Scholar Converts To Islam: Befuddles Millions Of Followers

Internationally Respected Christian Scholar Converts To Islam: Befuddles Millions Of Followers

BULLETIN: A story that was first reported by Al-Jareeza has now been confirmed by Reuters: The internationally respected, conservative pundit known to millions of followers as Dr. Billingsgate, has converted to Islam. Considered a coup for a bele...

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Funny story: Bible Sued By Deity

Bible Sued By Deity

An unnamed deity has sued the Bible after a number of the writers purported to reveal the name of the deity who allegedly impregnated the Virgin Mary. The deity's legal team begun the legal action in the High Court in London yesterday in what is t...

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Funny story: Sisters Sledged: Nuns Slammed For Getting Into Bad Habits

Sisters Sledged: Nuns Slammed For Getting Into Bad Habits

The Catholic Church was embroiled in another scandal today following Vatican-led criticism of the ways nuns dress. Pope Benedict believes that nuns should adapt more modern dress and has urged them to show a bit of leg in future. The Pope wants th...

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Funny story: Madonna to Star in New Movie about Opus Dei Founder

Madonna to Star in New Movie about Opus Dei Founder

Pop tart Madonna, who has reportedly ditched Kabbalah and joined Opus Dei, announced that she will star in the sequel to "There Be Dragons," a movie released this Friday about Opus Dei founder Saint Josemaria Escriva. "I have always been fascinat...

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Funny story: Pope Fights Back

Pope Fights Back

The current Pope Benedict has hit back at critics who say he needs a spectacular like the Royal Wedding to get even bigger crowds and TV exposure than a future head of the Church of England. Unable to stage a similar marriage (at least in public)...

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