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Funny story: Racist hits out at 'racist' Africa Cup of Nations winners

Racist hits out at 'racist' Africa Cup of Nations winners

A Suffolk based racist has hit out at Africa Cup of Nations winning side Zambia for 'not fielding any white players'. Mike Stuffer, 60, a semi retired Tax accountant from Bungay is furious that the Zambian national football team is entirely made u...

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Funny story: Small Town Mississippi Resident Wins Astounding Award

Small Town Mississippi Resident Wins Astounding Award

CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA - Last Monday Mississippi resident Hank White was the guest of honor at the annual awards ceremony of the International Association of Supremacy. Not only did White win the distinguished award for the most racist commment, wh...

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Funny story: John Terry 'didn't have the legs' to step down as England captain

John Terry 'didn't have the legs' to step down as England captain

John Terry refused to resign as England captain as he did not have the legs to stand down, according to a source close to the player. The Chelsea skipper, who received a date for his trial on charges of racial abuse, would have needed to undergo a...

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Funny story: Suarez to have extra english lessons to avoid repeat of race row

Suarez to have extra english lessons to avoid repeat of race row

Luis Suarez is taking extra English lessons to avoid a repeat of his ban for racially abusing Patrice Evra. The Liverpool striker was given an eight-match suspension for calling the Manchester United left back 'negro' and feels the charge came abo...

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Funny story: Transfer Deadline Day: Liverpool sign Celtic

Transfer Deadline Day: Liverpool sign Celtic

In one of the more unexpected transfer deadline day deals Liverpool have signed the entire playing squad, coaching staff and fan base of top Scottish club Glasgow Celtic. Kenny Dalglish, Liverpool manager and also one of Celtic's most legendary pl...

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Funny story: John Terry addresses nation on Twitter.

John Terry addresses nation on Twitter.

John Terry has spoken to the people after his team cheated their way to victory against QPR in the FA Cup. Chelsea nicked a result in the match due to Daniel Sturridge stepping on a Second World War landmine in the Loftus Road penalty area after r...

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Funny story: Kop To Sing 'You'll Never Walk Alone' In Swahili In Order To Refute Racism Allegations

Kop To Sing 'You'll Never Walk Alone' In Swahili In Order To Refute Racism Allegations

Sources on Merseyside are reporting that Liverpool Football Club, in order to save face over the Luis Suarez racism allegations, and the club's subsequent stand in support of the striker, have distributed the lyrics of 'You'll Never Walk Alone' in Sw...

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Funny story: Soweto Stands Firmly Behind Man United And QPR On FA Cup 4th Round Anti-Racism Day

Soweto Stands Firmly Behind Man United And QPR On FA Cup 4th Round Anti-Racism Day

In the wake of a torrent of racist allegations against Chelsea's John Terry, and Liverpool's loose cannon, Luis Suarez, and completely overlooking the fact that the FA, although currently campaigning to 'kick racism out of football' don't quite appea...

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Funny story: Turkey Calls France Racist, France Calls Turkey Good with a Properly Spiced Gravy

Turkey Calls France Racist, France Calls Turkey Good with a Properly Spiced Gravy

The war of words continues between France and Turkey as the Turkish Prime Minister, Recep Tayyip Erdogan elevated the level of political rhetoric to new heights yesterday, calling France "Racist". Not to be outdone on in the court of public opinio...

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Funny story: Kop In New Race Row

Kop In New Race Row

It's just been revealed that fans in Anfield's famous Kop end got involved in yet another race row as the FA cup tie against Oldham Athletic drew to a close on Friday evening. According to St John's ambulanceman, Jimmy Clackett, Kop season ticket...

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Funny story: Washing Powder Company drops Alan Hansen

Washing Powder Company drops Alan Hansen

More bad news for football pundit Alan Hansen after a lucrative Sponsorship deal with Washing Powder manufacturer Mulatto was controversially and publicly ended today. The axing is believed to be a result of his ill-advised comments on Match of the D...

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Funny story: Paul Scholes: John Terry called me Gingernut

Paul Scholes: John Terry called me Gingernut

John Terry is in even more hot water as Paul Scholes has come forward to pour more scorn on the beleaguered footballer with the announcement that Terry called Scholes a Gingernut. "It was when United played Chelsea at Stamford Bridge," said Schole...

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Funny story: NAAGP Protest no Green Kids Playing the Grinch in South Dakota School

NAAGP Protest no Green Kids Playing the Grinch in South Dakota School

The National Association for the Advancement of Green People (NAAGP) has started protesting outside a Minot, North Dakota elementary school over the fact the school's Christmas play Grinch has never been played by a green kid. The elementary schoo...

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Funny story: Republicans can't accept cheating black man

Republicans can't accept cheating black man

Washington--The Republican Party can accept rich black men, but they can't accept cheating rich black men that sleep with white women. "I don't believe Republicans are that transparent, but I do think they still don't like the idea of a black man...

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Funny story: Sepp Blatter "solves" Stephen Lawrence murder case

Sepp Blatter "solves" Stephen Lawrence murder case

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has been credited with solving the long-running Stephen Lawrence murder case after a gang of white racists agreed to shake hands with the parents of Stephen Lawrence. "I don't know why we didn't think of this sooner," s...

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Funny story: Spitting At Minorities Plan Rolled Out

Spitting At Minorities Plan Rolled Out

As part of its 'Challenge Austerity' measures, the government today published plans to allow spitting at minorities in trial areas. The hitherto taboo practice, known to enthusiasts as 'fleming the goat', will be allowed anywhere in the home counties...

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Funny story: Black Man Spotted In Scooterville

Black Man Spotted In Scooterville

The small town of Scooterville, NJ (pop 256) is still reeling this evening after a black person was spotted within the town limits. The first sighting of a black man in the town since records, recording this phenomena, began. Most residents remai...

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