On the topic of the recent Harry debacle over the use of Paki, comes reports that Harry is involved in a arranged marriage to Pakistani princes Zahra. A spokesman from Clarence house stated that these allegations were part of Charles disgust abou...
A leading figure in the Taliban in Afghanistan, is to make an apology for a racist remark he made to a British soldier he encountered in a struggle between the two in Helmand province last November. Abdul Hanif, of no fixed address, was in charge...
The row about Prince Harry calling another soldier a "little Paki" is now officially over, the Palace has said. Speaking through a large aperture in its front door, St James Palace announced that the prince had apologised to the diminutive Pakista...
Heir to the throne, Prince Charles, has told journalists he was "disgusted" with the racist comments made by his son, Prince Harry, and that he has stopped his pocket money "to focus his mind". Speaking this morning from the balcony at Buckingham...
London - (Racist Ass Mess): Prince Harry's is to star in a Bollywood sequel 'Slumdog Millionaire II'. The offer to rehabilitate himself from a foul-mouthed racist Nazi thug to a multiculturally diverse-thinking ethnically-sensitive new puppet mona...
Prince Harry, the nation's favourite ginger-haired person, is being vaunted as a liberator this morning, after it was officially announced by the government that his racist comments about Pakis weren't racist at all, but just good, clean, wholesome f...
Hot on the heels of Prince Harry's racist video shame, in which he used such endearingly affectionate terms as 'Paki' and 'Raghead' come allegations that the army is a racist institution. Professor Finneas Fogg of Liverpool University (surely a co...
Prince Harry has been suspended from the British Army today, and will be tried at Nuremberg for calling a colleague 'a kraut'. The incident happened three years ago, and many journalists burst into tears as they watched the video of the Prince cal...
According to an article in "News Of The World", the brave little soldier prince has apparently poured shame on the Royal Family once again as he calls an Asian "our little Paki friend" and tells another officer cadet jokingly wearing a camouflage vei...
Clarence House - (Royal Ass Mess): A second racist video has emerged showing Prince Harry boasting about shagging some 'satanic Paki sluts'. The 24 year-old is seen in the back of his Hummer high on cocaine as a pair of devilish-looking scantily...
The queen hath bestowed upon Princes Will and Harry what they did thinkest was a great adventure in a castle of their own: "Our own palace-pad with our very own heliopad to shuttle in and out the booze, the broads and the videogames!", the royal...
London - (Fascist Ass Mess): Princes William and Harry's membership details have appeared on a BNP list published online today. The young Blackshirts' party donations and related offshore bank accounts had long been the source of pride in the fami...
Royal Princes William and Harry are in the media again, not for hitting a journalist or for any more deaths in their family, but because they've been given their very own television show. The slapstick show, provisionally titled Windsors!, will se...
London-- "That Charles is a silly tosser and both the boys are complete wankers!" said Camilla in a shocking interview with the BBBBC today. The Duchess of Cornwall was commenting on her marriage to Charles and wanted to express her disappointment ab...
It was announced by Clarence House this week that as part of the 30th anniversary celebrations for The Prince's Trust, HRH Prince Charles, and sons Wills and Harry (aka the Ginger Minger), will demean their Royal dignity to a fresh low in being inter...
Prince Harry, the brave soldier brought home from Afghanistan because it wasn't dangerous enough for him, is to have his penis pierced, in what has become known as Prince Albert style.
You definitely would not see this at Ascot, Cheltenham or Aintree, forty men running naked at bizarre race meeting.
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