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Funny story: Jonathan Ross blames Harry's erection on Fearne Cotton interview fiasco

Jonathan Ross blames Harry's erection on Fearne Cotton interview fiasco

London - (Ass Mess): BBC presenter Jonathan Ross has blamed awkward scenes in Fearne Cotton's TV interview with the young princes (sic) on Harry suddenly developing an erection in the middle of the interview "because as everybody knows Har...

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Funny story: Jonathan Ross In Prince Harry Wanking Scandal

Jonathan Ross In Prince Harry Wanking Scandal

BBC presenter Jonathan Ross is back in the hot water for his apparent fixation with male masturbation.

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Funny story: Prince Harry Proposes to Paris Hilton

Prince Harry Proposes to Paris Hilton

Somewhere missing, Prince Harry slipped up telling a soldier friend that he is totally head over heels, gaga in love with Paris Hilton. According to sources close to Prince Harry, he's been fixated on Paris ever since he received her sex DVD anon...

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Funny story: Princes Wills and Harry tell Matt Lauer about their saddo sex lives

Princes Wills and Harry tell Matt Lauer about their saddo sex lives

London - (Ass Mess): The Pretender to the Throne's heirs have told US TV show host Matt Lauer that sex lives are a pathetic sham and nobody bothers to ask them out on dates any more.

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Funny story: Efforts to stop Prince Harry leaving the army "will include shooting at him"

Efforts to stop Prince Harry leaving the army "will include shooting at him"

Army officials have revealed that, in a last-ditch attempt to fulfil Prince Harry's expectations of serving in a war zone, they are considering shooting at him and even "blowing him up a bit."...

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Funny story: William and Harry deeply distressed over photos

William and Harry deeply distressed over photos

Channel 4 have confirmed that they will be showing photographs of Princess Diana's death, but that is of little interest to her sons, Their Royal Highnesses William and Harry.

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Funny story: Harry May Serve In Afghanistan

Harry May Serve In Afghanistan

Buckingham palace has issued a statement that Prince Harry could serve in serve in Afghanistan.

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Funny story: Prince Harry to be sold on eBay

Prince Harry to be sold on eBay

Close on the heels of the will-he, won't-he go to Iraq debacle comes an astonishing revelation from Prince Harry's closest friend, Everett Houghtonfeathers-Slobbersleigh, (pronounced Howley).

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Funny story: The Harry to be Redeployed

The Harry to be Redeployed

Prince Harry has been told that he will not go to do army stuff in Southern Iraq as it is too dangerous.

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Funny story: Prince Harry's unit deploys to Mahiki Night Club in London.

Prince Harry's unit deploys to Mahiki Night Club in London.

Following much discussion, Prince Harry's unit has finally deployed to Mahiki in London last Saturday night.

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Funny story: Army finds compromise: Prince Harry to go to Iraq as a member of a Concert Party

Army finds compromise: Prince Harry to go to Iraq as a member of a Concert Party

Beaming Generals emerged from a high level Army meeting today with the announcement that Prince Harry will go to Iraq, but not to fight. He is to join a Concert Party.

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Funny story: Harry's War

Harry's War

Whitehall - (Rotters): The news that Prince Harry isn't going to Iraq has been announced by General Sir Richard Donut who admitted the decision had been taken in the light of a number of "specific threats" by the Prince.

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Funny story: Prince Harry Excused From Fighting In Iraq

Prince Harry Excused From Fighting In Iraq

Prince Harry, the son of James Hewitt, will not be sent to fight in Iraq, says the head of the British Army in an announcement made last night from a bunker deep underneath London.

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Funny story: Prince Harry Shock Limb Hack!

Prince Harry Shock Limb Hack!

In a bizarre accident, Prince Harry has chopped his left hand off with an axe.

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Funny story: William and Harry open Windsor Castle laptop dancing strip club

William and Harry open Windsor Castle laptop dancing strip club

Windsor - (Ass Mess): Clearly unfazed by recent romantic disappointments Prince William has financed an innovative internet-integrated strip club in a former pub called the Windsor Castle just yards away from his army barracks and asked brother Harry...

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Funny story: Frozen for 300 Ears!

Frozen for 300 Ears!

The world was rocked yesterday when news that the late King Charles of England, was brought back to life from his frozen haven. Only to find that his ears had been well… chopped off.

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Funny story: Harry's Iraq outburst: "F*** 'em I'm Orf!"

Harry's Iraq outburst: "F*** 'em I'm Orf!"

THE Ministry of Defence and Buckingham Palace press offices are filled with red-faced, wheezing, heart-attacks-waiting-to-happen after the truth about the posting to Iraq of up-and-at-em Royal bullet magnet Prince Harry was revealed this week.

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